His Royal Fucking Majesty

This is an independent RP blog dedicated to none other that his royal fabulousness, King Richard of Windor. There has never been a more perfect human; feel blessed to be in his presence. Please, feel free to fill his ask box or to hand over constructive critisism. Questions will be enjoyed, and help is always appreciated~!

[pristinepeach-blog]

Asbel. <3

"Oh. Hey, Richard. Wha—"

"… Huh?  Aren’t you supposed to be in a meeting with Duke Dalen and the others?"

[majestygayto]

I would prefer to spend some time with you, Asbel.

[majestygayto]

...! Br--!! *disappears inside pokéball* 

*wiggle*

*wiggle wiggle*

*wiggle wiggle wiggle* 

*light goes out*

[majestygayto]

So your highness how does it feel to being a pokemon hm? >:)

*tilts head so one oversized ear lops to the side* Bre? *shakes head* Umbre! 

[majestygayto]

*grabs Umbreon!Richard's tail*

*jumps straight up in the air and squeals* 

Breeeee! 

[illusionistdragon-blog]

I’m sorry for the bad picture, it was the best that I could get, as my scanner is attached to my college printer, which is not set up for the summer. 

I did this really fast I’m sorry. xD I tried to hide the large butt I gave him and he looks kind of stoned. xD

Umbreon Richard for Majestygayto.

[rydiaasuka]

/SCREAMS AND TACKLES TORI.

[majestygayto]

What she said. <3

[majestygayto]

P-pardo--

--breon?

[majestygayto]

So richard how did it feel to have lambda in you?

It was an enlightening time for both of us. I can only hope we both retain the lessons we learned.

[majestygayto]

Is it true that a giant ice cream monster made by lambda is going to kill your world?

Lambda is no longer like that. The remnants of his--our--indiscretions are being dealt with. Nobody is going to be harmed if I have any say in the matter.

[majestygayto]

So richard found the internet too hm? >:) foolish king! you know nothing of what i plan for windor! Hahahaha! your kingdom will be mine!

...

I think not.

[majestygayto]

How's your hair this fine May, Your Majesty?

It is well, thank you.

Apparently so well I missed this entirely.

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  *gets goosebumps everywhere* “….”

*mumbles something about listening to Duke Dhalen might have been a better idea after all*

[theladyatthebridge]

*smiles to His Majesty* “I ordered that old butler to set the bedroom on the first floor up, it’ll be easier not to have to take her up a flight of stairs.”

*looks back at Asbel* “Also, a man, even if he is a duke, with facial hair like that could never be right about anything.”

[captainoftrolling]

“It’s a truly dismal day in Lhant when this is the best a king can do.”

“We better get her inside, before the cutis anserina gets worse.”

[majestygayto]

Indeed we shall get him inside, Malik. As soon as you decide not to dally here in the foyer any longer.

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  *whispers to Malik* “H-Hey, Captain… H-How did she get here so fast…?”

[theladyatthebridge]

“I may not be the youngest lady in Lhant, but I can assure you that my hearing and eavesdropping skill is still just fine.” *takes a step closer to the trio, running a hand down from Asbel’s hair onto captain’s arm*

“I’m only across the bridge, I couldn’t ignore all your cries for help!”

[captainoftrolling]

*edges away* “There’s such a thing as a private conversation.”

“And Your Highness…you can help by finding a different midwife.”

[majestygayto]

That is hardly possible, Malik. Asbel will have the best Lhant can provide for him. She is the best. 

*turns to the creeper lady* Where shall we take him?

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  “C-Could we not talk about those possibilities until we get through this one first?  I-I’m kind of hurting over h-here and I-” *gets carried into the mansion*

*only to come face to face with the familiar plump figure standing at the foot of the steps leading to the second floor, smiling at the three of them* “-WAH!” *clings even tighter around Malik’s neck*

[theladyatthebridge]

“Oh, don’t worry, sweetie! You’re in safe hands!” *grins and flexes fingers*

“I have lots of experience, you just have to relax and follow my instructions.”

[captainoftrolling]

“Your Highness, that’s hardly convincing with how busy the two of you a-” *stops at the sight of the fingers*

*doesn’t take a step closer* “That isn’t very comforting…”

[majestygayto]

Oh, you are here already. Very good. I trust the room is already prepared? *walks over*

What can I do to help?

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  “… I’m fine…” *Starting to hate this feeling though*

[captainoftrolling]

“That wasn’t terribly convincing.”

“And it’s not proper to talk that far ahead when a woman is in this state, where she can’t even walk on her own. Have some manners.”

[majestygayto]

I am hardly asking him to commit to have another child nine months from now, Malik. I am merely bringing up a possibility should it arise that we decide to have another.

Come, Asbel, let us head for your room. *ushers them inside*

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  “W-W-Wait! WAIT! A-Are you serious about her?  S-she touches thi— AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEXT TIM— *Gets a particularly strong spasm* —gyah!”

[captainoftrolling]

*walking up the stairs of the manor* “She’s going to be doing quite a lot of touching.”

“Though it’s probably not the best time to get so far ahead of yourself, Your Majesty. It’s not really fair for the young lady.”

[majestygayto]

Asbel? *takes her hand* Are you well? 

I see no reason not to consider the future, Malik. *pushes the manor door open*

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  “Oh.  If it’s just her then it shouldn’t be a  pro—”

“…?”

“…”

“…!!” *pales as it finally connects* “R-Richard.  W-Wait… W-What?”

[captainoftrolling]

“I’m surprised that you don’t have a mobile maternity ward on turtlez around the clock…”

“Though given her lifestyle, she should be…experienced.”

[majestygayto]

...

That is a truly wonderful suggestion, Malik. Asbel, if we have another child, I shall have one prepared for you. We shall not be caught unprepared again.

Now let us hasten, Malik. There must be no further cause for delay.

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

  “… It was either that or focus on the pai—

-OW. Holy crap, kiddo!  How hard can you kick in there?! A-and speaking of which… w-who are you guys talking about again?”

[captainoftrolling]

“We’re talking about your midwife, since His Highness apparently couldn’t manage to bring a better one in.”

“You know the one…”

“A certain lady from over the bridge?”

[majestygayto]

I am sorry, Asbel. I wish there was something I could do for you.

Oh, I apologise. Did we not tell you? Our old friend over the bridge is Lhant's most accomplished midwife, so your mother and I agreed to have her oversee the birth.