"GRAWWWWL!"

I am the finest and most eligible lady in Lhant. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[captainoftrolling]

  *edges away* “There’s such a thing as a private conversation.”

“And Your Highness…you can help by finding a different midwife.”

[majestygayto]

That is hardly possible, Malik. Asbel will have the best Lhant can provide for him. She is the best. 

*turns to the creeper lady* Where shall we take him?

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

*gets goosebumps everywhere* “….”

*mumbles something about listening to Duke Dhalen might have been a better idea after all*

[theladyatthebridge]

*smiles to His Majesty* "I ordered that old butler to set the bedroom on the first floor up, it'll be easier not to have to take her up a flight of stairs."

*looks back at Asbel* "Also, a man, even if he is a duke, with facial hair like that could never be right about anything."

[captainoftrolling]

  “Your Highness, that’s hardly convincing with how busy the two of you a-” *stops at the sight of the fingers*

*doesn’t take a step closer* “That isn’t very comforting…”

[majestygayto]

Oh, you are here already. Very good. I trust the room is already prepared? *walks over*

What can I do to help?

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

*whispers to Malik* “H-Hey, Captain… H-How did she get here so fast…?”

[theladyatthebridge]

"I may not be the youngest lady in Lhant, but I can assure you that my hearing and eavesdropping skill is still just fine." *takes a step closer to the trio, running a hand down from Asbel's hair onto captain's arm*

"I'm only across the bridge, I couldn't ignore all your cries for help!"

[captainoftrolling]

“That wasn’t terribly convincing.”

“And it’s not proper to talk that far ahead when a woman is in this state, where she can’t even walk on her own. Have some manners.”

[majestygayto]

I am hardly asking him to commit to have another child nine months from now, Malik. I am merely bringing up a possibility should it arise that we decide to have another.

Come, Asbel, let us head for your room. *ushers them inside*

[royalbait-deactivated20130625]

“C-Could we not talk about those possibilities until we get through this one first?  I-I’m kind of hurting over h-here and I-” *gets carried into the mansion*

*only to come face to face with the familiar plump figure standing at the foot of the steps leading to the second floor, smiling at the three of them* “-WAH!” *clings even tighter around Malik’s neck*

[theladyatthebridge]

"Oh, don't worry, sweetie! You're in safe hands!" *grins and flexes fingers*

"I have lots of experience, you just have to relax and follow my instructions."

[uses-both-hands]

  “Do you have trouble meeting up with Asbel?” *secretly shudders when she grabs his arm and just keeps a niiice smile on his face*

“And I’m afraid the reason I’m meeting with him would utterly bore you, ma’am…” *Absolutely did not expect to encounter this sort of… woman upon entering Lhant* “Business meeting and all.”

[theladyatthebridge]

"Don't fret, I'm a very patient lady, especially when it comes to business," *winks at him as she suddenly lets go of his arm*

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

*pinches his firm buttocks* "...Oh my! ♥ I certainly can't pinch an inch down here. On second thought, why don't we just go back to my place? A little detour before going to see Asbel wouldn't hurt."

[theladyatthebridge]

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: uhoooh.... Alvin with that lady...

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: maybe I should tag it "Asbel's fault"

Puppetmaster by the bridge: XD We both should

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: since I refuse to tag it with the username

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: it's like with the fish

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: Asbelnanigans?

Puppetmaster by the bridge: That's a good one too

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: ...naw, Asbel's fault sounds better

Puppetmaster by the bridge: Technically speaking, how is it his fault? XD

ジュード・マティス: yeah

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: he didn't marry her o3o

ジュード・マティス: Alvin

ジュード・マティス: hey

ジュード・マティス: HEY

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: LOL XD

ジュード・マティス: ASBEL IS NOT AT FAULT FOR YOUR TAUT ATTRACTIVE BUTT

ジュード・マティス: YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF TO BLAME

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: OMGGGG

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: just because he does A LOT OF EXERCISE WITH MAMA IN BED

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: DOESN'T MEAN HIS ASS IS MEANT TO BE GROPED BY OTHERS

ジュード・マティス throws you off the bridge

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: XDDDDDD

Puppetmaster by the bridge: CAN'T BLAME OTHERS FOR THAT FIRM BUTTOCKS

アルフレド・ヴィント・スヴェント: *Dying here*

ジュード・マティス logs this

[uses-both-hands]

  *steps back because, while he didn’t have problem using his flirtation skills to get himself out of certain situations in the past, he is quite not willing to flirt right now when he’s happily taken* “Actually, I’m  in a hurry to meet Asbel, so if you’ll excuse me.”

[theladyatthebridge]

*swiftly grabs his arm*

"Oh, really now? I'll come with you then! I'm always trying to meet up with Asbel."

＼（^０＾）／

"Be a gentleman and walk me there. Though it really wouldn't be proper for you to escort a lady without telling her your name..."

[uses-both-hands]

*…um…* “You may ask.” *but would he answer?*

[theladyatthebridge]

（○゜ε＾○）

*starts to walk over to him and bats her eyelashes at him*

"So what is it, handsome?"