Touched

ain't shiz

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250 likes!

Oo I fancy pplz now

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Who the fucks idea was it to let me be a grown up . I smoked two fucking packs of smokes today so my lungs hurt so bad. This is bulshit! Why am I allowed to be all unsupervised and in control of money and food . I ate enough ice cream for 2 ppl today .. why ? Cuz no one said no !

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a whole ass gummy

That's all

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Just had a fat girl moment. Roomie is watching Facebook reels. the woman starts talking about something being thick n creamy . I perk up figuring she's talking about a desert . NOPE makeup

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Important public announcement incoming ::

SHAKESPEARE WAS A CATTY ASS BITCH.

HIS PLAYS ARE ALL JUST MASTERFULL SHIT TALKING.

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I'm just saying

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcap

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Dear sound engineers, please for the love of all that's fucking holy ; STOP MAKING THE SCORE TWICE THE GOTDAM VOLUME OF THE FUCKING DIALOG!

I love the music, but having to sit and fiddle with the volume constantly makes me not wanna watch movies.

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Sit rep :

Shitty Nintendo emulator from temu

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"Gummy candy"

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A. 30 something and a 50 something

==== and education in ways to die

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"To bed to bed." said sleepy head.

"Wait a while." said slow.

"Grab a pot." Said greedy gut. "We'll sup 'for we go"

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Little sleepy alley girl

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Top 3 reasons I wasn't given a penise at birth.

1. I would literally just pee everywhere. The fact that I wouldn't have to get half naked.....

2. Mine would have a name, and I'd talk about and to him constantly .

3. I'd play with it all the time. Not in a pervy way but like costumes and skits and the like.

In conclusion, I would be insufferable.

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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that took 3 minutes.

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i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

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Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

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Today's rent :: Mr. Prince is in hiding .

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I'm so sick of anti-woke folk shoveling their hateful rhetoric in my face. Why are you so concerned with what stranger have in their pants ? Nasty ass pervs!

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I woke her up taking her pic .. she can feel the camera's presence .

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Let's revisit van hellsing shall we