sorta like a 7-eleven

maj | she/her | indie romcom(ish?) author | friendly suburban witch (aka fist-fighting my tarot cards in the ihop parking lot) • ao3: kattyshack • katmajik.carrd.co

[majicmarker]

just laid my four eyes upon an old eddissy edit and god damn do i miss them

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[majicmarker]

i had some real lofty writing aspirations for this year, but instead every month has leveled up some new Stress or Despair and rn i've got nothing left in my head but the extreme urge to simply Not Exist anymore

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[katmajik]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜱɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄʀɪꜱɪꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴛʏ?

Milo Lamoree is livin’ the glamorous life of a sex shop sales rep, forever explaining to grown adults what they should and should not be sticking inside of themselves and/or others. He’s not doing any sticking himself—his demisexuality hasn’t enticed any “hot young singles in your area.” Considering his clientele’s wackadoo misconceptions about anatomy, etc., it’s not like Milo has the leftover energy to fall in love, anyway.

…Well, too bad.

Stevie Hart has heard it said that being bisexual means you have more options, meanwhile she’s experienced that not at all. Her love life is all unsolicited—ahem—pics (you know the ones) and straight couples looking for an experimental third. No thanks. When you’re already managing your own agoraphobia, who has time to deal with whatever’s going on with those people? Falling in love isn’t worth the mess.

…Until it is.

Along with their meddling mutual friends, Possibly The Worst Ex In The World, and a totally bangin’ soundtrack, Stevie and Milo hit every major identity crisis (sexual, spiritual, existential, you get it) on their way to finding each other—and themselves.

(And if they happen to also find the best title of an adult film while they’re at it? That’s just the rainbow sprinkles on top.)

𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧’𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚-𝙤𝙛-𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙩𝙤𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚/𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨—𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙪𝙥.

WHAT’S YOUR VIBE? by kat majik

rereleasing june 2026

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[majicmarker]

life has been really fuckin’ stupid lately that’s all i’ve got left to say about it

[majicmarker]

debating the rationale of an almost-8 p.m. energy drink

[majicmarker]

deciding to take all my book stuff into my own hands really has me out here makin’ reels, so if you feel like following along on THAT journey…… link.

[majicmarker]

my routine was completely off-tracked today so ya know maybe i’ll finish the final round of wyv edits and prep this week’s day job projects like i’d planned, ooooooor maybe i’ll get through the bare minimum and then just down a high noon tall boy while i finally polish and post this piece on chasing amy that no one asked for but i’m writing anyway

[boombapbeatnik]

[majicmarker]

sometimes you just need some reassurance and you’re not gonna get it the way you need, or you’re not gonna get it unless you ask for it specifically and maybe that would defeat the purpose, so

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[majicmarker]

fuck it, i bought springsteen tickets

[majicmarker]

finished the first half of my book edits in a week and i still feel like i didn’t get anything done, so hell if ik what it’s gonna take to feel good abt myself anymore

[helenvaughans]

[katmajik]

writing authentically in the temporary age of ai

If you think the reign of generative AI is forever, I’m gonna need you to go get checked out by someone who can confirm the worms in your br

[…] We’re being advised to ditch our em dashes, our metaphors and similes, our rule of three, our [insert other literary tool or technique here, it’s probably on the list by now], because they’re indicative of AI writing.

*GAME SHOW BUZZER*

Fuckin’ INCORRECT. None of these are proof or even solid indicators that someone wrote their book with AI. They’re simply evidence that it was written by someone who Knows How To Write. The only reason AI knows how to do any of this is because it’s a plagiarism cretin that steals from the existing works of human beings.

It’s the goddamn Walter Keane of book writing. It’s F. Scott Fitzgerald and the rest of us are Zelda.