Major Tom

[major-tom-official]

Is currently floating through space, pressing random keys on an electric keyboard

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[pan-as-in-moon]

well I don't want yours! They're smelly!

>:( go get me some! now!.

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

[pan-as-in-moon]

..

than get qualified.

*a vine curled around his throat, before releasing.*

[major-tom-official]

*He coughs a bit, rubbing his neck*

Why do you even want organs?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

so I can study humans.

and so than I can become human! :)

[major-tom-official]

…

I am at least… 70…. 72% sure there’s a better way to do that

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

what ways?

*it pursed his lips, glaring*

[major-tom-official]

Well, I mean, there’s at least like…. I dunno, 12? 13? godlike beings around here, I’m not sure of an actual number, but I’m pretty sure any of those could turn you human

[pan-as-in-moon]

no.

i want to do it myself.

...

mother nature says anyone can do anything if they try hard enough.

[major-tom-official]

Ok, fair enough, but, I’m pretty sure there’s gotta be a better way than just, stealing organs

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[pan-as-in-moon]

well I don't want yours! They're smelly!

>:( go get me some! now!.

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

[pan-as-in-moon]

..

than get qualified.

*a vine curled around his throat, before releasing.*

[major-tom-official]

*He coughs a bit, rubbing his neck*

Why do you even want organs?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

so I can study humans.

and so than I can become human! :)

[major-tom-official]

…

I am at least… 70…. 72% sure there’s a better way to do that

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

what ways?

*it pursed his lips, glaring*

[major-tom-official]

Well, I mean, there’s at least like…. I dunno, 12? 13? godlike beings around here, I’m not sure of an actual number, but I’m pretty sure any of those could turn you human

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[pan-as-in-moon]

well I don't want yours! They're smelly!

>:( go get me some! now!.

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

[pan-as-in-moon]

..

than get qualified.

*a vine curled around his throat, before releasing.*

[major-tom-official]

*He coughs a bit, rubbing his neck*

Why do you even want organs?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

so I can study humans.

and so than I can become human! :)

[major-tom-official]

…

I am at least… 70…. 72% sure there’s a better way to do that

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[pan-as-in-moon]

well I don't want yours! They're smelly!

>:( go get me some! now!.

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

[pan-as-in-moon]

..

than get qualified.

*a vine curled around his throat, before releasing.*

[major-tom-official]

*He coughs a bit, rubbing his neck*

Why do you even want organs?

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[pan-as-in-moon]

well I don't want yours! They're smelly!

>:( go get me some! now!.

[major-tom-official]

Again- Don’t let think I’m qualified!-

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[pan-as-in-moon]

I do not want yours!

..

*he moved behind Tom, a vine trailing up to trace wear his stomach would be.*

.....

i want you to get me some...

*hands, warm and soft, grabbed his shoulders, it was still intimidating...but they were...friendly...*

[major-tom-official]

I…. Don’t think I’m really qualified for that

*He laughed nervously, sinking into himself a bit*

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[pan-as-in-moon]

*the vines suddenly pulled him upside down, and he poked their belly*

...

and if I do want them...?

[major-tom-official]

UHHH- I W-W-WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDNT TAKE MINE-

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[pan-as-in-moon]

*he seemed a little offended*

I don't.

[major-tom-official]

Huh… w-well they’re annoying anyways, you wouldn’t want them in the first place, hahaha…..

[major-tom-official]

a ghost just, faded into view infront of tom

"heeello! I'm moonlight!!"

@the-ghost-of-a-moons-light

Uhhh- Hey there… you are very…. Sparkly? I don’t know the right word to use here-

[the-ghost-of-a-moons-light]

"It's ghost. I'm dead!"

the child grinned

"it happened like seven billion years ago, give or take a few thousand years. Don't worry about offending me."

[major-tom-official]

Uhhhhhhh, ok, ghosts are real, noted…. Fuckin’ hell I’m losing my mind aren’t I?

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

*the vines loosened a bit*

...

do you have organs, moral?

[major-tom-official]

Uhh, yes? I would assume everyone does?

[major-tom-official]

a ghost just, faded into view infront of tom

"heeello! I'm moonlight!!"

@the-ghost-of-a-moons-light

Uhhh- Hey there… you are very…. Sparkly? I don’t know the right word to use here-

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[pan-as-in-moon]

...hush.

*the vines tightened*

what are you? a moral?-

[major-tom-official]

Mortal? Yes very, very mortal, please do not kill the squishy human-

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[pan-as-in-moon]

...

meow.

*he moved closer, vines tangling around Tom's legs*

stay put.

...

odd creature...

[major-tom-official]

W-Woah, Hey now- be careful with those-

[major-tom-official]

Soooooooooooo

you need therapy, yes? Aren’t you one of my coworkers other than that stupid news guy?

@therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick

…that would be nice

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

sweeett! Go ahead and talk!

[major-tom-official]

Ok- So, I was just supposed to go out, test the new pod, do a space walk or two, that sort of thing right? Next thing I know, the pods going through what I can only assume is some kind of, I dunno, wormhole? And now I’m who knows where, Earth is apparently just GONE, and I’m slowly fuckin’ losing it because apparently every single astral body can talk for some reason…

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

Normal stuff! I’ve heard we actually got our earth back though! You should talk to them

@blue-marble-earth

btw earth we’re still not done with our therapy session

[major-tom-official]

Earth can talk… why am I not surprised

[major-tom-official]

...

*insert Pan staring at you from the shadows. Very mysterious. Very spooky.*

@pan-as-in-moon

…is that strange space rock looking at me?

[major-tom-official]

Soooooooooooo

you need therapy, yes? Aren’t you one of my coworkers other than that stupid news guy?

@therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick

…that would be nice

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

sweeett! Go ahead and talk!

[major-tom-official]

Ok- So, I was just supposed to go out, test the new pod, do a space walk or two, that sort of thing right? Next thing I know, the pods going through what I can only assume is some kind of, I dunno, wormhole? And now I’m who knows where, Earth is apparently just GONE, and I’m slowly fuckin’ losing it because apparently every single astral body can talk for some reason…