[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[ratslain]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Idiot apple girl now crunching down for only $11.91!

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[parasiticheart]

i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?

[yurihalo]

no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry

[iconuk01]

Oh this is perfection, meet world famous detective - Beignet Blanc

Late edit.... Actually, I stand corrected

NOW we have achieved perfection!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[thememedaddy]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[girlrustcohle]

im flopping so hard its crazy. and the worst part is that my flop era has no end in sight

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[oldmanpusspuss]

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

[oldmanpusspuss]

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

[ina-gartens-weave]

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

[ozempicofficial]

[psych-is-the-name]

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

[teaboot]

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

[naamahdarling]

⬆️ Yet another panic at the disco cover band

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[my-dailydreams]