This Name I Have Won From The Gods

My name is Ashley. I am a college student majoring in History and Women and Gender Studies with a Queer Theory minor. There is no queue here and I am Always Tired. Have Fun.

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[ilhoonftw]

[wynnyfryd]

20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE

[wynnyfryd]

i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud

[wynnyfryd]

[sashaforthewin]

This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards

[wynnyfryd]

really hope this is my tumblr legacy #MyLegacy

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[autumngracy]

[softwaring]

by tucker

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[obscure-entity]

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

[obscure-entity]

sequel as a thank you for all the fucked up images everyone has sent

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[autisticbabayaga]

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

[brunette-cosette-deactivated202]

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

[powderwell]

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

[shittysawtraps]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

[shittysawtraps]

SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[bpdloop]

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

[lovelyladylavie]

[rowlfthedog]

[valtsv]

okay this is kind of a devastating read

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[calligraphy-creature]

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