majorspooks

this isn’t a spooky blog at all

[majorspooks]

⛧ ━ welcome to my little pocket of the internet

⛧ ━ alex - aug 1998 - leo - she/they

⛧ ━ lover of all cats, poems and vinyls

⛧ ━ addicted to coffee

⛧ ━ i've mainly posted what i thought were funny atm, but as i come back, i want to post more of my poems, more of my little life, and honestly just whatever intrigues me

⛧ ━ dividers by @cafekitsune, @cursed-carmine, @junabuggy, @saradika-graphics

[moniquill]

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[deleted09214-deactivated2017080]

[cacklecrypt]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What the fuck ravisher125 just laying his friend’s shit out on the table for everyone to see first and last name

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[targetedknowledge]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[depsidase]

[hot-cicada-milf-summer]

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

[thickness-protection-program]

Me n the boys at the shop looking for the clearance donut aisle

[thickness-protection-program]

Wait I think I read that wrong

[theehorsepusssy]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[segamascott]

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[segamascott]

[valtsv]

got told i looked like a tiktoker by a stranger today because i was wearing ripped jeans with fishnets and bat wing eyeliner and almost let the rage and fury overcome me. does ebony dark'ness dementia raven way mean nothing to you preps.

[theconcealedweapon]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible