Childermass

[majorxchillyxboy]

I HAVE THE BOOK

[vicivefallen]

For → @pollyprouvaire Look at these children

[majorxchillyxboy]

Strange: I wish to secure myself a faerie servant

Childermass: I'm one and a half of those things. Separately.

Strange:

Strange: I am shocked by this information but I believe we can work with that.

[majorxchillyxboy]

okay im definitely doing a turned-into-a-cat au with childermass but what if there’s an au of that au and is somewhat also an au of childermass-doesn’t-know-he’s-beautiful-immortal except that in this version he’s actually part faerie and he does know it but has conveniently not mentioned it because norrell

so then when a bit of magic gone wrong turns childermass into a cat norrell’s obviously like, he can’t very well have people knowing that his servant has been transformed into a cat. as far as the public is made aware childermass is simply away at present and norrell has acquired a perfectly normal cat

but that’s a problem because he can’t address his perfectly normal cat as childermass and make it seem like he has a cat named after his servant, but he supposes he must call the creature something because after all there are people (lascelles & drawlight) who will want to know the cat’s name

but before norrell can call him anything, some genius decides that faerie is a fine name for a cat so then drawlight or someone addresses the cat as faerie and he actually responds and norrell’s like childermass you make things very difficult could you not have waited for a more respectable name

and it’s like he’s now stuck calling him faerie because cat!childermass thinks that really is his name

but then childermass gets un-cat-ified (and dog-ified and raven-ified but that’s another matter entirely) and it turns out cat!childermass knew perfectly well faerie wasn’t his name but responded to it because he i,s in fact, part heckin faerie and norrell’s just. so done. he’s done.

strange is of course very impressed

[anxietylord]

Okay hi new friends first of all THANK YOU so much for responding to my post about JSMN, it’s been my favourite for a long time but for some reason just recently did I go tumbling head over heels into fandom obsession and if I have to reginight this dormant fandom I’ll need your help so thanks again!!

People call me Crow, I am Tumblr Old (as is most of this fandom which makes me feel better) at 27, I am Queer™️ and use they/them, I am VERY lefty but that doesn’t normally come up on here because this is where I go to get away from how shitty the world is, I am a professional Vaudevillian and Kabarettist. I mostly reblog history, fantasy, books, and spooky shit. I have another blog for my weewoo stuff which is @carrioncorvus if you’re into that.

I haven’t been too active on tumblr in the last few years because I was being harassed by terfs for like no reason for a while and it freaked me out real bad, but if you’re not trying to deny my right to exist I’m actually pretty friendly and love chatting and I really miss the old days of having tumblr friends so please hmu!

[majorxchillyxboy]

Heyoo and welcome! I’m so sorry for your bad experiences, you didn’t deserve that :( Here’s wishing you a better go this time around <3

I’m RoRo, or Maggie-James, 23, she/her, ace. I only got into JSMN recently, about...maybe the end of last year? Haven’t read the book yet, but have it arriving in the mail soon! My intent is to eventually post fic and whatnot (mainly silly adventures, nothing too deep), definitely Childertrash. On my main, MajorxBuddyxBoy, it’s all reblogs, crafting, cats, bits and bobs, some History bits as well.

But anyway! Again, welcome! 

[majorxchillyxboy]

people who know the characters better than i do: if the JS&MN characters were blends of tea, what do you suppose they might be, and how might they be served as far as, with/without cream, sugar, any particular instructions?

[anxietylord]

Reblog this if you post anything JSMN related PL E A S E I’m desperately trying to find the other 5 people in this fandom

[majorxchillyxboy]

Amarante - "Lover's Song" Lyric Video

[majorxchillyxboy]

Vinculus: How'd you know that would happen?

Childermass: The cards tell me everything.

*later, after a magical incident involving Segundus getting flung at Childermass at very nearly the speed of sound*

Childermass and Segundus: *dazed*

Vinculus, crunching an apple: I Thought The Cards Told You Everything 🙃

[majorxchillyxboy]

samayla replied to your post “i thought myself content with my little list of three or four plot...”

omg can you imagine the terror of living with chaotic vinculus after that though? Vinculus wondering if you really can die, if he should check, how mad you'd be if he accidentally really killed you -- or worse, if he checked and you survived... And segundus following him around like a little shoulder angel all the time: "No, Vinculus, you can't drop a brick on him." "Put the knife away, Vinculus." "You'll regret it either way, Vinculus..."

bahaha, Vinculus, grabbing a knife “i could find out for you, right now, no charge” Childermass and Segundus, at the same time: “let’s not find out”

later, Childermass grumbling that this new venture was enough of a task without the Book trying to kill him, someone helpfully chimes in that, technically Vinculus is trying specifically to not kill him.

Childermass Is Very Tired

[majorxchillyxboy]

ngl there’s a lot of things Norrell does that are super frustrating yet? i love him??

[majorxchillyxboy]

i thought myself content with my little list of three or four plot ideas or so but then i saw a prompt about a character being immortal without knowing it and now i keep thinking about Childermass either coming into  immortality by some circumstance or having it by virtue of relation to The Raven King but not knowing it so,

he’s got this whole stack of weird incidents he’s somehow survived relatively unscathed, nevermind being shot by lady pole, but being Childermass he just kind of goes with it. everyone assumes he’s just really lucky.

it probably doesn’t even affect much of anything until the post-series adventures anyway but i’m just thinking about potential for Antics

[majorxchillyxboy]

i’m assuming Norrell and Strange had plenty of time to talk in The Darkness so i rather fancy the idea that one of those Conversations might have been the whole, “soooo....Childermass is a Magician...” discussion and a half

[palavapeite]

filed under: childermass looking like the romantic lead

[majorxchillyxboy]

i have and am in fact currently wearing a shirt that says “is ‘ugh’ an emotion? because i feel it all the time” and i just feel like, if i’m ever to draw Childermass, y’know? And Emma Wintertowne? well they could...have matching...yes?

[abigsexyjellyfish]

[majorxmaggiexboy]