I regret everything.

Dirk/Makar he/it 21, I'm a Crab in real life. Bearer of the curse, bug enthusiast, Knight of Heart, Look at my art -> @amdirk

[lakevida]

take that dirk strider tag off yhat post about my life or so help me god

[frontier001]

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

[biblical-figures]

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[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[wholesome-animal-images]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[threedollarsdotcom]

inspiring: everyone in the reblogs and comments was injected with a neurotoxin

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[wizardsnoopy]

Wildflowers :3 camera doesn’t show just how many there really were….

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[necromancelena]

fuck i think im late to flipping my chicken nuggets do you think they're okay

[parakeet]

the youtube comments section rediscovering the simply joys of just doing things because you find them fun

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[lesbianlongsword]

god forbid a woman do anything

[cyberfights]

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

[cyberfights]

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ