wanna hear a wild story? my brotherâs history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: âah, that reminds me of my youth!â
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like âhey yâall are cool as hell, can we join yâall for drinks tonight?â and my brotherâs professor was like âof course! yâall have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us thoâ and the greek gang said âsounds dope. yâall are invited to live with us for however long yâall want.â
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gangâs apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but weâre going back to sweden now. and the greeks said âsure! love yâall have a safe trip xxâ
half a year later my brotherâs professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years âfor drinksâ, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because âthis one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just âso damn niceââ.
and thatâs the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
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