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MASTERLIST; GENSHIN + JJK
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!! <3 means there's smut, and everything listed here is an f!reader. This doesn't include my very old 3 years ago cringe horrible writing posts
hi! would u ever write again for the freaky slytherins đĽš
hi yes I will continue writing soon!!
I know itâs been 2 months, I was gonna start back up again a while ago but so much happened and I lowk unfortunately like failed 2 uni courses so now Iâm doing summer school for a month to get off academic probation and not get suspended đđđ
once that is done then yes I promise I will come back
hello after my recent post I decided yk what letâs write this ninjago fic. the cover isâŚsmth I suck but itâs a cole x reader, and Iâll attach the actual description but in simpler terms itâs basically reader is garmadonâs daughter and is older than Lloyd, she got raised by wu whereas Lloyd went to darkleyâs and doesnât remember a sister (explained in prologue) she keeps her identity secret from the ninja and helps train them with sensor wu. Itâs a nice found family fic, love story with cole and her coming to terms with some many unfortunate events in her life. Iâm hoping to write it up until the end of the oni trilogy? but we will see!!!
It is also on AO3 titled just âimbalanceâ and user is MakeLemonade
The First Spinjitzu Master foretold prophecies, events that would come centuries after his passing. Yet there are two that no one can ever discover the timing of, and both so different but so similar. The first one being your brothers, Lloyd, and the second being yours. Except yours has no ending. You don't know your prophecy. You are the imbalance.
Idc how embarrassing this is
do ppl still read ninjago fics
specifically x readers
Hello guys super sorry Iâve been inactive lately here is my update for kinda freaky Slytherins
I had SO many midterms come up this last month Iâve been so stressed I ended up becoming ill and THEN I got food poisoning for a week and Iâm still recovering and now itâs exam season
I promise I am not leaving u guys or disappearing I just need time but trust chapter 17 will come soon
HELLO to my Alhaitham lovers !! if you know me you know Iâve been writing for him for years so naturally I have another fanfic out!!
"I have a gun pointed at your head and you're trying to be funny?"
Sumeru Akademiya has secretly created the Akasha, a piece of technology powerful enough to control minds, nations, even the world. When word of it leaks, two rival agents are sent undercover as students to retrieve it, but it's getting increasingly difficult for Y/N and she might just forget the mission entirely and shoot Alhaitham instead.
- enemies to lovers
-modern spy au
hi genshin community i havent played genshin in like a year as i no longer have my ps4 so question.
does every1 still love alhaitham or is there some new male characters i should look into aside from varka
i want to write a wattpad fic lowk specific for alhaitham but idk if he's still as famous so lmk guys!!
MOVIE NIGHT!
You all have a movie night in the common room, but with Blaise and Theodore at either side of you, this won't be a normal night under the blankets.
part 15 of freaky slytherins
erm not a lot, sorry ive been in a writing stump but here's an update, fingering, jerking off, under the blanket, action movie whatever whatever, simple straght forward, the others being oblivious aside from perv mattheo and horny daphne
hi guys Iâm OK I PROMISE I just havenât had time to write for freaky Slytherins lately cuz of school and work. I promise I will be back soon!!
I know u all mean well but the constant âwhen r u gonna updateâ notifs does get a little bothersome especially as Iâve explained before Iâm a uni student and I work a job (as does most) but I put those first and foremost so I often donât have time to write
I promise I will post when I can and itâll be probably within the next 2 weeks. Iâm not ghosting I promise!
question when will you be updating your Draco book on Wattpad (also no rush just wondering) itâs an amazing book you got me hooked on it âşď¸
HELLOO OKG IM SO HAPPY U ASKED I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WAS READING IT
and soon!!! Iâve been so busy, but I do have a chapter ready I just need to edit it cuz itâs a pretty long one cuz its a crazy one đđđ
OWNED
The boys tease Enzo for always being so desperate for you, so Y/N shows them that she could realistically ruin any of them by ruining the dominant of the group- Mattheo.
part 14 of freaky slytherins
the boys being funny asf i acc cackle when i write them, yn fucks matheo in front of all the boys, reminder these r men they r always horny, mattheo getting desperate, i didnt write him as desperate as lorenzo but he has his own version dw, riding, hands tied behind back, lap dance, strip tease, putting on a show, all that freaky shit
how do people do tag lists
once I know Iâll debate on making one for freaky Slytherins
i just binged read your series and was it just for the purpose of that plot that neither mattheo or lorenzo asked her to the ball in pt 5? iâm just wondering like did they not care enough to ask or was that just written solely for the plot?
I did mention in there why they didnât ask her but it was only once so I think every1 missed it
they thought Theo would step off his high horse and eventually ask her or would be late to asking her itâs why they held off on it and when he didnât, they didnât want to look like they felt bad for her and ask her after already asking daphne and personally I think y/n preferred that
GAME NIGHT!
It's the end of the week, all the stress from tests and homework and stupid essays leaving your bodies as you all spend time in the common room. Then Blaise suggests a game of UNO that turns the night around VERY fast
part 16 of freaky slytherins (skipped 14 and 15 i will go back to that i promise)
holy shit guys writing a uno match was hard, DAPHNE IS NOT IN THIS!! its an orgy thats why, ALSO FIRST ORGY, i cant like i mean it this time when i say the writing is bad like its not rlly freaky i could've done better so ill make sure to eat on these next posts, uhm sex obv, p in v, groping, BASICALLY STRIP POKER!!! BUT UNO!! CUZ IDK POKER!!!
credit goes to @theosbabydollx and for her amazing strip poker post with bsf theodore
CELESTIAL PLEASURES â THEODORE NOTT.
content warning: mention of biblical names and expressions, !smut!, piv, oral (f!receiving), reader is above age, inaccurate portrait of hogwarts, virgin!reader.
featuring: guardian angel!theo.
synopsis: angels are not saints, and theodore lingers to that definition.
âabsolutely not,â the strong italian accent wraps around your ears at the same moment theodoreâs ice-cold hand grabs your arm, dragging you out of the party happening in the slytherin common room. âweâre leaving.â he says, snatching the green plastic cup from your hand before you can protest.
a gathering was taking place that night, neon lights bleeds across the stone walls, sickly green globes pulsing above bodies tangled in music and alcohol. laughter echoes. someone stumbles. you had been part of it, until a blue-eyed buzzkill stepped into your path.
you had recently discovered what he wasâa goddamn guardian angel. the realization had come in fragments; after a lot of study, after noticing strange things about himâhow he seemed to glow a little brighter in sunlight, how he always appeared when danger crept close, how his protectiveness bordered on obsessionâyou got your confirmation. sleepless nights spent reading about beings from beyond, creatures that were nothing more than theories, and it was a hard pill to swallow. according to a tome hidden on the shelves of fantastic beasts and where to find them, guardian angels were rare, and only a few wizards could have one. you didnât understand why, but apparently you had it. it was hard to believe an angel could be made of apparent flesh and bone, and it went against everything your own mother had told youâthat they were invisible, secret. you had asked him outright. angels could not lie at least not often. and he hadnât.
âwhat?â you ask, letting yourself be dragged by theodore, watching your drink spill uselessly onto the floor.
he doesnât answer. theodore just pulls you out of the common room, making his way to your dormitory, and once inside, he shuts the door with finality. âthe drink was spiked,â he says coolly, his tall frame towering over you. âyou would have passed out in minutes if youâd drunk that.â
once again, he saved you. just like last week, when you were swimming in the black lake when you shouldnât and felt a creature pull your foot. like two weeks ago, when he yanked you out of a classroom that was about to catch fire because of a careless studentâs prank. like months ago, when you were about to take an unforgivable curse straight to the chest during an attempted robbery.
he always comes. he always stays. and thatâs why you never resisted when he abruptly pulled you out of places, or did something that would be considered weird; like he did tonight.
your hands go to your hair as you head to your bed, sinking into the soft mattress. theodoreâs weight dips beside you as he sits, and you can feel the lecture coming. âi already told you not to trust that guy,â he spits, highlighting the irritation he felt. âif you wanted easy sex, at least find someone who won't hurt you.â
for an angel, he is infuriatingly human.
once again, he proved your view of angels was very distorted: in your head, they were all sweet and gentle. the possibility of them having bold, crude personalities had never crossed your mind. theo had explained that their function was to protect whoever they were assigned to, not to be kind all the time and treat their charges like royalty. that had certainly surprised you, and still does.
you sigh, staring at the ceiling. sarcasm, cynicism, audacity... none of it startles you anymore. he isnât gentle. he isnât reverent. he is sharp-edged and fiercely present, and somehow that makes his protection feel real. you lie back on the bed with an annoyed sigh, your back sinking into the mattress as you cross your arms, a deep scowl forming on your face. then theodoreâs senses seem to boomerang back to him, and he realizes his words may have come out harsher than intended. he breathesâhalf in exasperation, half with undeniable affectionâand lies down beside you, propping himself up on one elbow. âlisten,â he starts again, âiâm trying to say you shouldnât accept drinks from people, especially the guys here. theyâre bad news, and you know what they want.â he implies.
you look at him, the scowl softening. you knew he was right, and normally you werenât that stupid. unconsciously, maybe you only did it because you knew he would show up. maybe it was an attempt, one you succeeded at. you knew he would come to your rescue, and god, how you loved the instant feeling of safety his presence brought. how the way his arms wrapped around you and pulled you away felt like hot chocolate on a winter day. maybe he knew some of those attempts were intentionalâafter all, he wasnât humanâbut he never commented on it. instead, he always showed up. even you werenât sure if this time had really been intentional or not.
on his side, he came for a similar reason: to protect you and to see how your pupils dilated every time he pulled you away and gave you a scolding made him feel useful. he wanted you to know he genuinely cared about you, that it went beyond his assigned duty, and thatâs why he would always appear for your rescue. especially when you got involved with men. my god, when you got involved with blokes, theodore felt the unmistakable fire of jealousy. he was an angel, yes, but just like everyone had their own personality, they also had feelings. jealousy was no exception.
when he saw your fingers curling in that guyâs hair and your easy smile directed at the bastard, he felt jealousy in its purest, most primal form. so he went against all the teachingsânot all of his kind followed them anywayâand made up a little lie about your drink being spiked with drugs, just so he could get you out of there. he didnât lie oftenâin fact, you were the only person he had ever lied to. it was to protect you from potential threats, he told himself.
angels werenât perfect like the scriptures said.
your expression calms now that heâs stopped being an ogre. âthanks,â you say through gritted teeth, subtly rolling your eyes. âi guess i really needed you this time.â
theodore looks at you with surprise. you didnât normally thank him for intervening in your life, but this time something seemed different in your eyes. you lean over him, your hair falling in waves around his head. your mouth closes over the sharp line of theodoreâs cheekbone, landing right on the bone, and you whisper. âi feel like i donât thank you enough for everything youâve been doing for me.â you say against his cheek, paying special attention to the little mole right on the bone. âi'm sorry. and thank you.â you repeat.
theodoreâs body stiffens beneath you. the weight of your body against his, warm and comforting, made him feel things an angel definitely shouldnât. carnal pleasures were supposed to be strictly forbidden for his kind, but the same went for wizards using magic in the muggle world, for example. rules were never strictly followed. but it was practically impossible to control human feelings of lust when your wet mouth descended on his cheek, as sweet as the apple bitten by eve.
he wraps an arm around you, giving impersonal pats on your shoulder blades. âitâs nothing,â he says. âitâs my duty.â of course theodore didnât know how to act. the idea of women and fervent pleasures, even if condemned by the hypocrites of his clan, wasnât foreign to him. he had been with severalâyounger and olderâbut this was different. none of them knew his secret. none of them truly knew him.
none of them were you.
âno,â you protest, burying your face in his neck. âyou could just show up when i needed you and disappear afterward. but you always stay. you always spend time with me, youâre always by my sideâŚâ gentle, wet little kisses were scattered across the soft skin of his neck. from the way his adamâs apple bobbed when he swallowed, you could tell he was shaken. âthat matters to me. and i want to repay you.â
the words sent shivers through theodoreâs tall body, each letter pronounced like a siren song. âwhat are you saying?â he questioned, his already thick voice turning hoarse and breathless.
you pull away from his neck, your body still half draped over the wall of muscle that was theodoreâs chest. âi want you to be my first.â you state, eyes determined and voice firm.
theodoreâs pale gray eyes snap open like lightning, the almost colorless irises crashing into yours. âabsolutely not.â he says, his voice as decisive as yours. kindly, he lifts you off him and sits up on the bed as though youâre made of something fragile and precious. âi will not cross that line. iâm not going to deflower you, for godâs sake.â
he could smell a womanâs virginity from miles away, and you were no exception. he was fully aware that you had never had sex, fully aware that the pleasures of intimacy were unknown to youâand no matter how much he longed to be your first, he would draw the line there. one thing was sleeping with random women. another was sleeping with his charge.
no. no chance.
the rejection stings. you land back on the bed, lying on your side. your eyes fill with sadness, and fuck, that breaks theo. the blush of shame and embarrassment covers your perfect cheeksâcheeks he had thought about kissing countless timesâand you wanted to crawl into a hole.
you reach for his hand anyway. âi donât want anyone else,â you whisper. âi only feel safe with you.â
for heaven's sake.
your words cut theodore in two ways: seeing how much you truly wanted him, but feeling he couldnât give you what you needed⌠and jealousy. again, treacherous jealousy floods theodoreâs body. the prospect of any other boy taking your innocence like you were just another girl was terrifying. the thought of you feeling pain because of someone elseâs carelessness caused him agony.
so he thought. there would be consequences with his superiors, obviouslyâbut the position of guardian angel would always be his, even if he were exiled from the sky. you had been his since birth, and nothing in this worldâwizard, muggle, or divineâwould change that. you were his by right. he was yours by right. always would be.
you watch how reluctant and quiet he is, as if thinking of a solution to a problem that still isnât solved. you understood his point, but you hoped he would understand yours. if he didnât take your virginity, some other boy would, and you didnât want that. you wanted him.
theodoreâs eyes danced between your mouth and your eyes, seeming to weigh what he should do.
you make the decision for him.
your lips crash into his like a hurricane, and my god, he really was a fucking angel. theodoreâs mouth had an otherworldly softness, and you wanted to hit yourself for not having kissed him sooner.
while you were focused on that, for a fraction of a second theodore felt the nails of guilt hammering into him. what the hell was he doing? he couldnât, you were innocent, he wasnât, he wasnât even your species, heâŚ
any doubt drained away like water through his fingers when your weight settled onto his lap, every inch of your bodies pressed together. as involuntarily as blinking, his hands wrapped around your back, and he knew it was a lost battle.
your tongue invades theodoreâs mouth, a small moan escaping your throat as you feel his hands press you against him. your arms wrap around theoâs neck, your body pushing him down beneath you on the bed. theodoreâs tongue moves against yours in an angelic yet sinful way, every movement experienced and precise.
your bodies were on fire.
theodore grabs your ass, the soft flesh filling his hands perfectly. he pulls away from your mouth, trailing kisses and bites along your neck.
sweet, sweet like sin. delicious. perfect.
his.
âyou need to be sure about this,â he groans, his hands starting to rock you back and forth in his growing bulge. âthis is a mistake, but iâm not in my right mind now, and for once you have to be the sensible one here. tell me to leave.â he practically begs.
âstay,â you answer. âtake me for yourself.â
he groans, a curse slipping from his lips. âfuck,â he moans, pressing you harder against him. âdonât do this.â
but it was too late.
your clothes were already being discarded when you straightened up in his lap, your hardened nipples exposed to theoâs eyes. his hands quickly found the swell of your breasts, playing with your nipples, pinching and feeling the soft texture. you lean over him again, his mouth finding you and sucking. âyou taste as delicious as i imagined.â
it was a mix of sensations. ecstasy, arousal, and impatience fueled you like gasoline. theoâs hot mouth sucked on your breasts as if his life depended on it. but this wasnât what theo, or you, really wanted.
he flips you on the bed, now on top of you. he kisses the valley between your breasts, moving down to your stomach, where his tongue made circles around your navel, until he finally reached where he most desired. you were still covered by white lace panties, stained with your own arousal. âare you sure?â he asks.
âi am, theo.â you say impatiently. âjust do it. please.â you beg again. the truth was you were extremely impatient with all the delay; you really needed to feel him, or you felt you might shatter right there.
that was the encouragement he needed. he pulls your panties off and gently spreads your legs, your pussy exposed to his gray eyes. fuck, you were perfect, dripping just for him.
he dives in.
your taste was sweet, as sweet as wine. your whole body trembled with spasms when his hot tongue made contact with your intimacy, the sensation new and unknown. theodore sucked on your clit while watching your beautiful, perfect face contort in pleasure, and when he was sure you were properly wet, he added his fingers. your whole body felt a foreign explosion, a blinding light in your eyes as you clenched around him, your release flowing freely and safely from your body while your moans filled the room. theodore kept sucking and pumping you through your haze until he was sure you were finally back to your senses. your belly rose and fell unevenly, and a wave of pride filled theo knowing you trusted him enough to come so hard.
theodore pulls away, wiping his mouth with the back of his right hand. he stands, opening your drawers but not finding what he was looking for. âdo you have condoms?â he asks, his eyes finding yours again.
you blush. of course you didnât have condoms, he thought. and honestly, it was good that you didnâtâa sign you werenât even considering sleeping with some random boy. he rolls his eyes, the trace of audacity returning to the surface. âdonât even answer.â he says, starting to look for his wand.
âitâs not even necessary anyway,â you say then, sitting up on your bed again, suddenly shy. âi want to feel you.â
the look he gives you is icy and final: he wasnât going to have sex with you without a condom. heâd rather swallow a nail than risk getting you pregnant on your first time. theodore could be many things, but his role as your guardian angel still guaranteed responsibility. he didnât need to say anything for you to get the message.
he finds the wand in its usual placeâtucked inside his bootâand a simple transfiguration spell turns a sock lying on the floor into a single condom. you watch, eyes shining with anticipation as he approaches and points the stick at your uterus, murmuring a contraceptive spell, his voice quiet. you roll your eyes, impatience almost killing you with all the child-protection protocols he was doing. you would normally appreciate all of it, but right now all you wanted was for him to be inside you. he sees you rolling your eyesâhe never misses anything. âif you donât stop rolling those eyes, iâm going to come before we even start.â he says, pulling the wand tip away from your uterus and tossing it somewhere.
theodore then begins to undress. piece by piece, he frees his muscles from the prison of his clothes, and soon his cock is free tooâhard, thick, long, and already leaking. the sight was fucking gorgeous, one youâd been waiting to see. you move, ready to suck him, but heâs quick to hold you in place. âslow down,â he says. âweâll have time for that another day. today is about you.â defeated and rolling your eyes again, you watch him put the condom on with the precision of someone who had done it countless times. again, theodore surprised youâapparently angels did have sex.
he lays you on your back. âthis position hurts less.â he tells you, spreading your legs. âiâm not saying it wonât hurt, because it will. but iâll do everything in my power to make it ache as little as possible.â
you knew that, and you trusted him blindly. if there was one person who would protect you and ensure your pleasure, it was theodore.
he leans over you, placing just the head inside. he holds himself back with all his strength not to moan too loudly. this was about you, he reminded himself. your walls were stretched by his thick girth, and your expression of pain told him maybe he was going too fast. it burned, it burned a lot, but you didnât complain. it was happening, and it was happening with him.
it was worth it.
he pushed in centimeter by centimeter, moaning softly as he sank into you, every part of his cock seeming to fit perfectly inside your tight pussy. tears of pain you refused to let fall glistened in your eyes, and theo kept repeating âare you okay? do you want to stop?â but you kept saying no, that you could handle it.
he warned you when he started to move, and the pain increased, but soon lessened, giving way to the excruciating pleasure your friends always said came with sex. theodore felt you relax, and the grunt that left him showed he was relaxing too.
âyou feel so fucking good,â he moaned, pressing gentle kisses to your cheek. âi waited so long for this, fantasized about it so many times⌠but i never thought i had the right. now i see that i do.â he whispers in your ear, moans escaping you as his hips continued to thrust into you in a gentle but slow rhythm. ânow i see that youâre mine. that this body is mine to protect and take care of. and Iâm not holding back anymore.â
the words sent shivers through your entire body, pleasure exploding inside you like a nuclear bomb. theodoreâs care for you turned any remnant of pain into the most celestial and sacred pleasure, and soon all you could feel was theodoreâs thick, long cock pulsing inside you. for a spiritually elevated being, he seemed deranged. the urge to come inside you was filling theodoreâs entire angelic soul, and fuck, he wasnât sure what would happen if he let himself go.
he rolled his hips when he felt you clenching around him, and your moans were so loud he felt close to exploding. âfuck.â he cursed, the swear burning on his tongue. another thing he would be reprimanded forâangels werenât supposed to curse.
or fuck, but here you both were.
in the most sacred and delicate way, theodore felt your hips lift in a trembling like an earthquake, your walls milking his cock in the most delicious and sinful way in the world. your eyes rolled back hard as you came, and you felt that heat course through your entire body in a way not quite as faithful as your friends had described.
it was stronger. more devastating, something you couldnât exactly put into words. it was so intense that you felt all your senses betraying and abandoning you, but not in the usual wayâas if your soul was leaving your body.
theodore followed, but not before pulling out of you and discarding the condom somewhere. always so responsible, it was infuriating. even with a contraceptive spell on your uterus and the condom, he still refused to come inside you, because his angelic instincts told him he shouldnât put you under even the slightest chance of getting pregnant.
insufferably responsible, you thought.
your thoughts scattered when the viscous, slightly glowing liquid painted your bare stomach, marking your skin with theodoreâs white release. his silver eyes looked desperate for release, as if he could pass away. you looked at it in wonder, and being the little devil you were, you wet one of your fingers with theoâs cum and brought it to your red tongue.
should a manâs come really taste that good? or was it because he wasnât just a man?
he looks at you, collapsing onto the bed beside you, trying not to let himself be carried away again by your sensual, sinful body, but theodoreâs cock was already getting hard again. he stares at the ceiling in horror, but definitely not regret.
âjesus christ,â he says, running his hands through his sweaty, wavy hair. âyouâre just like the bloody serpent.â he says, looking at your perky breasts and the work of art that was your body.
theodore nott would certainly have some explaining to do to his master when he returned to heaven.
more.
Š govnder, 2026.
When are you posting againđŤ
GUYS PLS I promise Iâll post soon I have smth in the drafts rn I just have a midterm tmrw, next Wednesday and a interview on thurs I AM STRUGGLING
I promise guys Iâll post soon
PURITY
(TABOO) When the boys find out your a muggleborn, you begin to think it's over- what would they want to do with a dirty mudblood like you? But to them, the only difference is you just don't have enough pureblood cum in you, and lucky for you, your boys are all purebloods.
Part 13 of freaky slytherins
INCLUDES ALL THE BOYS, lowkey taboo, insanely explicit, lots of cum mentions, degrading, rogh sex, slapping, being spat on, lowkey the boys 'cleansing' you as a muggleborn but they dont gaf, LOTS OF MENTIONS OF MUDBLOOD, I promise it was just during the sex, this may not be everyone's cup of tea and that's okay, ROUGH LORENZO FOR THE FIRST TIME, lorenzo is acc a bitch, reader is a muggleborn if that wasnt clear but this can be read standalone since its prev mentioned shes a halfblood, uhm like theres too much so good luck, LIKE 7K WORDS