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uwiguwi

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

uwiguwi

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

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Need this.

mindyourbusinessitsfree

Of course

sauvamente

It worked tho

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I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

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ENERGY

archiemcphee

Japanese retailer Felissimo has created a way to make our cats appear every bit as sweet as we know they are: by creating a cozy cat bed that looks like a plush fruit tart.

And they aren’t just for kitties. These plush pastries are the perfect size for small doggos as well.

The Fruit Tart Cat Bed is currently available via Felissimo or Japan Trend Shop.

[via Technabob]

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@liuet @leecifer-cynic @kittychan-sings-enka

Floof recipe

glyndaliker

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

setheverman

GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!

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A white girl in my class told me colonialism had its benefits for colonised people and got annoyed when I told her to fuck off like I think I need to start imposing my quota limit for white friends again cos I’ve clearly been kinda lax about which ones can interact w me

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“We brought you roads”

1) don’t act like that was an act of benevolence instead of a way to streamline the theft of anything valuable and maximise the empires profits from exploiting colonised land

2) the atrocities suffered by colonised people are not justified by the building of infrastructure which was promptly demolished when the colonisers were pushed out anyway (IF they were pushed out)

3) go ahead and tell my great grandma and great aunts that all those years they spent as young girls taking turns hitting each other’s faces with rocks to disfigure themselves so that occupying soldiers wouldn’t be tempted to rape them were totally worth it cos they got precious white man roads

Fuck every single thing you think you “gave us” that you still think us savages would never have been able to come up with on our own with our unevolved pea sized little brains. Keep them.

ookie-spooky

All I wanted was Halloween Pusheens and now I have them. My Halloween has been vastly improved.

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thespinningnymph

😍😍😍😍

@ouijayesforyouiwill

micdotcom

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

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This could save a life!

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Prismatic

The vampire awoke with a start as sunshine poured over him. “The light!” he cried, cowering.

“You are alright, there, no fuss,” came the calming reply from the necrophysician. He wiped the monster’s brow with a damp cloth and felt his cheeks and forehead. “Yes, you are doing just fine.”

Tentatively, the vampire sat up and squinted at the window. “But… how?” Gazing at it, he whispered, “Sunlight. It has been so long.”

“Stained glass, enchanted to twist sunlight’s signature in a similar method as the moon. The light will help your healing, you are safe.” The healer explained proudly. Carefully, he pushed the vampire back into the coffin. “Rest now, that stake nearly hit your heart.”

“Thank you, doctor.”

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bundyspooks

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

365daysofhalloween

!!!!

sarenderpity

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

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Reblogging for the above summary of this photo.

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geekandmisandry

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.