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Acquired Stardust
JBB: An Artblog!
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
oozey mess
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Xuebing Du
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@silversnark
tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS
if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT
gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed
Huh. So, remember how you asked me last week if we would be friends in every universe? Well, I looked it up and uh. No, first of all. But what I did find out is that you have a bunch of things that you DO do in every universe and they're kinda weird. You become some kind of weird time traveling rapper in most, but more importantly you create a shitty webcomic in every single universe. every single one. even the ones where you die REALLY early. its kinda freaking me out man
You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right
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My name was Mitya Ivanovich of Ryazan. I was nine winters old when I died. In 1353 winter came early. The boyars took our grain, the wolves took our goats, and hunger took our minds. One night, I was sent to fetch water from the well. I leaned too far and saw my reflection tremble. Then the rope snapped. The well was bottomless, or so they said. They found my boots days later, frozen solid and standing upright like a man still waiting for spring. If you read this far, it’s too late to pretend you didn’t. You have until the next cockcrow to send this message to 10 villagers or one tax collector. A boyar’s son once received this message carved on birch bark. He laughed, said peasants have no ghosts, and burned it in his hearth. That night, his estate flooded with boiling kvass. A widow in Novgorod copied this tale and sent it to 12 others. The next morning, her cow gave birth to triplets. All healthy. She named them Mitya, Mitya, and Mitya. I still look over their bloodline. Send this to 10 people if you don't want to end up like the boyar's son. Your time starts now
A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
scariest possible scenario is someone irl showing me my own post without knowing its mine
one step removed is overhearing someone talk about it
second step removed is initial scenario but online
worst ive experienced is 4th or 5th step which is person immediately adjacent to me gets shown my post then tells me they just got shown my post
not sure where "my post gets used in a school course that students have to write an essay on" fits in but that has also happened to me. probably lower unless it happened locally
gift horse
this person gets it
these two memes have equal and opposite energies
ok but how could you forget this one
god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.
the ethical yandere
the ethical yandere would like to order you a meal on door dash
give me your address
that doesn't look like my chipotle
You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it
I got inspired
pigs are terrifying. nowhere else will you see a large mammal with such a huge reproductive rate. like most big mammals have one or two babies at a time while pigs breed like rodents. also they grow absolutely huge and also will eat literally anything. in two years a pair of half-ton deranged omnivores can become 100 half-ton deranged omnivores. plus they're frighteningly smart like the velociraptors from jurassic park
forget zombies, imagine a feral pig apocalypse
there are a bunch of southern US states experiencing the feral pig apocalypse right now! and hawaii.
pigs are the rare large-bodied R-selected species, which means they have a shitoad of babies and most of them die. most large-bodied mammals are the opposite, K-selected, which means they just have a few kids at a time and pump a shitload of resources into each one to ensure survival.
so yeah. in a healthy environment, most of these things are getting gobbled. nature's hamburgers, if you will
one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever
the twice-cursed surgeon uncovered her evil eye and with a flash of her demon blade removed my appendix
A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.
