Soap: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.
Ghost: Go ahead.
Soap: Tooth hurty.
Ghost: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Soap: You complete me.
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Soap: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.
Ghost: Go ahead.
Soap: Tooth hurty.
Ghost: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Soap: You complete me.
Simon flinched as Soaps hands came up to cup his exposed cheeks, fingers running reverently along the scars that pulled and twisted his face into something monstrous. How could Johnny touch them so when Simon himself couldn’t even bear to look at them without feeling disgusted.
“Yer a bonnie lad Si,” Soap breathed in awe, categorizing every freckle, scar and wrinkle. Each mark was a story, each scar proof that Simon fought and survived…
“Don’t lie to me Johnny, not you, please.” Simon whispered brokenly, eyes still cast down, unable to lift them to see the disgust that was surely there. “You were right the first time, my face is ug…”
“Stop, look at me.” Soap interrupted, fingers pressing firm against Simon’s jaw to tilt up, blue eyes locking on brown. “I never lie to you Simon, not about this. There’s nothing about you that’s ugly, I love every mark and scar you bear because it means you’re still here with me."
Disbelief still shone in Simon’s eyes and Soap couldn’t help but feel his heart crack a little more. "Tell me mo chridhe, do you find me ugly with the scars I bear?"
"NO Johnny! Never!” Simon forced out, eyes wide in desperation to show Johnny he meant every word. That he didn’t believe that.
Soap smiled softly, thumb running across the scar that bisected Simon’s top lip. “Then tell me my love, what makes you think I’d find you any less handsome because of yours?”
Soap: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship.
Ghost: You and me.
Soap: Don’t make me laugh, Lt. You want to hit this so hard.
Soap: Crushes are the worst
Ghost: Definitely. I always act like an idiot around mine
Soap, oblivious: Ghost, you always act like an idiot
Ghost: Don’t think on that too much
Holy shit your teletubby soap made me laugh so loud I nearly woke my housemates up. absolute galaxy brain idea
He’s so silly
Soap, drunk, to Ghost: Ghost has no idea I’m in love with him.
Ghost: You’re in love with me?
Soap: Oh, sorry.
Soap, to Price: Ghost has no idea I’m in love with him.
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I really love Wally so here’s some sketches
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Silly little guy
Gaz & Soap, joking that Price kidnapped them for the 141 Task Force :
Price : I didn't kidnap Soap. I went to all the right channels, I asked all his superiors, he's legally mine.
Soap : Will you tell me about my birth superiors one day, dad?
Price : You're a child.
Soap : Well yeah, that's the point of this whole joke, captain
Price : Anyway, as I was saying, I didn't kidnap Soap, but I sure did kidnap Gaz. In the middle of his investigation. To take him straight to Urzikstan. Got some choice words from the SAS for that one. But to be fair, I did text someone I knew that I was taking him so it's not like they didn't know.
Gaz : Damn. That's like my origin story. Maybe one day I'll see my family again.
Price : I don't like when you're both annoying at the same time.
Gaz : To be fair you already had me and you decided on your own to take Soap as well, you knew you'd never know peace again, sir.
Soap : What about Ghost, did you kidnap him as well?
Price :.... Well to be honest I have genuinely no idea. I asked him if he wanted in, he said yes, and then he was here. I haven't asked anyone else but no one complained so...
Ghost : Because if they complain then they have to admit that they know I'm not dead and they're keeping me on the field despite my very obvious ptsd. They don't want that kind of news to get out.
Price : Yeah.
Ghost : Soooo... Am I your son too, then, is that how that works?
Price : Oh my god Simon please not you too.
Ghost : =)
Soap: *sitting next to Ghost while squeezing a rubber chicken*
Ghost: *ignoring him*
Soap: *squeezes the chicken right next to his ear*
Ghost: *hits Soap in the stomach as a response, causing Soap to double over in pain and flops onto Ghost's lap*
Ghost: *starts petting Soap's head as if he didn't just hit him*
Alejandro: You two have a very interesting way of showing your love for one another
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I needed him in gif format ok
Oh no, not a link where you can watch the entirety of What’s New Scooby Doo! Who on earth would post something like this???
And one for 46 different Scooby Doo movies including the beloved live action one from 2002 and it’s sequel, Monsters Unleashed??? For shame of me!