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The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.
The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*
The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?
Batman: He just needs an extra minute.
The Riddler:
Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.
The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.
Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*
The Riddler: -uh, yes?
Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?
The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.
The Riddler:
Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”
The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -
Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?
The Riddler: No, you have to let me-
Tim: Nuh-uh
The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?
Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*
The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,
Steph: It's you. You're the answer.
The Riddler: You have to let me finish.
Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH
The Riddler: I have-
Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*
The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-
april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.
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"Friend" is an AI wearable device designed to provide "companionship + emotional support"— i.e replace human friendships. Its literally an AI chatbot that you wear around your neck. "Friend" just paid for the largest ad campaign in NYC subway history
And Every. Single. Poster was vandalised, it literally looks like some of the most beautiful art you have ever seen
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Please read this article called "I hate my friend"
Official ominous sign
Oooh an opportunity to info dump!
Ok, I heard about this thing and have been reading about it on and off for the past couple days. It was apparently created by this guy, Avi Schiffman, who created Covid tracking apps and, later, apps that were to help people (ex, refugees from Ukraine, the earthquake in Turkey, etc) going through hardtimes find housing.
He seems like an interesting guy, but definitely more than a little out of touch nowadays. Hopefully the things he’s made and continues to make are because he genuinely wants to help, and not just out of desire to make as much money as possible. He was also super young and when he became a this techie entrepreneur guy, so it would make sense if was super lonely/would want a device like friend/wouldn’t have anyone around to tell him his idea is trash.
I really liked this article, cause it walks the line of roasting him just enough, while still being professional, which only makes the digs more effective, imo.
Anyhow, what I really wanted to say is that I’m not even sure if this is real. Not just because it’s so insane and dystopian, or because the other products he’s made have been much more “useful” or some shit. It’s because, if this is real, it probably the worst ad campaign ever. Not just the vandalized poster or ominous billboards, but specifically the creep trailer video! It’s so insane, all of it is just people talking to their necklaces like lunatics, and then they have to pull out their phones just to see the absolutely nothing response that the friend app sent them (I can’t get over how badly designed this product is jc). It’s already weird and promotes this antisocial cyberpunk nightmare, BUT THEN! the final clip. It’s so fucking Creepy I can’t. It’s this slow push in on this woman (she has the necklace) on a date. She tells the guys she’s with that he’s the only person she’s brought up here. Other than her necklace. Which is freak behaviour to say, but the dude plays it off fine/dosent seem weirded out by it (thank god I hate awkward scenes/comedy it’s sooo uncomfortable lmao). But then. He looks away. And she reaches to touch and talk to her necklace. But stops herself. She looks sad. Guilty. And then he turns back and they smile at each other. And the ad ends. WHAT THE FUCK.
It’s doesn’t promote any feature of the product! It doesn’t do anything to sell it! It’s just weird and horror-movie-esque! WHY DID THEY DO THIS!!! Whose idea was it to make this scene jfc!!!!
Maybe I’m just putting too much faith in humanity and hoping that this is fake. If anyone has a better explanation as to why they would do this PLS tell me!
But basically, that’s why I keep coming back to this weird af product. Ig it’s good marketing cause I really can’t seem to get it out of my head for very long. Won’t make me buy it, but does mean I keep talking about it with people.
The websites also super bizarre and creepy - would totally recommend checking it out! I’ve probably missed things anyhow.
Look I'm all for lovers meeting in the moonlight or the dusky afternoon but they need to stop always doing it on the spiral staircases. I don't think they understand how this castle is built, the staircases lead somewhere. I'm here trying to carry a delectable afternoon morsel up to my lady, if I run into another young squire necking his forbidden love this time I might not listen to their gentle pleas to hide their true love from the harsh gazes of the world is all I'm saying.
To: @islenthatur and Wolfy
Thank you for all the amazing content the two of you put out there! Everything is just *chef's kiss* and makes me reread again and again. Each time I think this was the most peak, you upload something else and I AM LEFT IN AWE!
Kudos to both of you (x1000) as I reached my Kudos quota on your fics <3
shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.
So we all know the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers like dnd players and dice, how could he not!? And we all know that the ones where Witchers collect Jaskiers friendship too.
But honestly, I just want a fic where the Witchers mounts and lil bleater just collect the noisy-colourful-being-withsnacks...
Animals are smart okay, the horses talk to eachother because how else would they get civilised conversation and of course they'd brag about who carried the heaviest for longest, how many times their stupid people got hurt...
Roach starts off complaining about the noisy-being that followed them one day that just never stopped making noises or trying to pet her. The years pass and the complaints turn into fondess and she comes home more full and cared for than she had in a long time and her witcher does too.
The others, Scorpion, horse, lil bleater all want to meet the human, try to ease their own witchers burdens and just... does.
Jaskier is away from geralt for a competition, and suddenly, he has a very insistent goat bleating at him, pushing him off the road towards Eskel who was injured.
It just goes on from there... Lambert's mount Horse finds him, lips at the pants roach knew held sugar cubes and both Lambert and Jaskier stare at eachother awkwardly while he feeds horse the cubes.
Word travels between the mounts, a hawk that was a familiar to a Griffin flys down and rests on Jaskiers lute while playing, scaring the fuck out of him but shows him to another injured witcher.
Then the mountain happens
Roach loses her horse mind in anger at her Witcher, there would be no more soft songs, no more flowers in her main or apples, her Noisy-foal gone...
The animals revolt, it's a hard season for all witchers and when Geralt gets back after Cintra and Jaskier is with him the animals just go absolutely ballistic in joy and surround him
All the witchers are just watching with the most adorable wtf faces ever.
Thank you @inkstainedheartbeats and everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!
SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.
Emotional brain: fire and rage and biting and biting and biting
Logical brain: That was an innocent mistake, and not anyone’s fault.
Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho
headcanon that the batfam go rlly hard for halloween but not in the way you might guess. no, they don't wear their costumes around and act like cosplayers. no, they don't buy costumes at the store, or even dress up as the league, or any of that. no, they beg alfred for the wardrobe key and they Go Fucking Wild in bruce's wardrobe
they're pulling batman outfits bruce couldn't even remember designing out of there.
they turn it into a competition. damian, the only one refusing to participate, is the judge
jason: *holding up Rainbow Batman* BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIORITY cass: lol you thought *holds up batman with?? hot pink???? instead of yellow????* tim: admit defeat *is dressed in skintight batman with painted-on abs* *dramatically whips around to reveal the word "BATABS" on the butt* dick: *dying laughing* no guys im totally winning this *dressed in some unholy combination between discowing and batman* steph: amatuers *wearing one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes that is dressed as batman* damian: damian: i can't choose they're all too good *tosses candy in the air* you all win. more importantly, father, you should stop designing suits while high on pain medication
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ao3 will give fair warning for maintenance and out loud i'm all "okay cool thx" but inside every fandom obsession i've ever had is suddenly clawing at the walls like "brodeo, if you don't read five million k of fanfic in those exact 20hrs of downtime ur gonna explode and die"
We have a little more than 12 hours left to Prepare. Make sure you have Too Many Tabs open, and to hit the Entire Work button, and download some things just in case.