The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and heâs always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.
The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*
The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?
Batman: He just needs an extra minute.
Batman: English isnât his first langauge.
The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, thatâs⊠take your time, buddy.
Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*
Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?
The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Jason: Yeah, youâre a map but when youâre talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If youâre using fish, youâre only talking about one species.
Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a âgeniusâ
The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -
Tim: Footsteps, whereâs Batman?
The Riddler: No, you have to let me-
The Riddler: The fuck do you mean ânuh-uhâ? Who raised you?
Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*
The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,
Steph: It's you. You're the answer.
The Riddler: You have to let me finish.
Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH
Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*
The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, heâs fucking biting me-
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