igneousbitch

she/they | steward of a pond, wrote a ghost hunter fanfic that people seem to enjoy

[alicenthightcwer]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

[nonasbirthday]

You can’t tell me that Gideon “I wanted a sword with a skull puking another, smaller skull” Nav wouldn’t have just the worst tattoos. She’s covered in the tackiest flash she could find. She gets her tattoos on impulse and on the cheap. She finally started to think about placement when she realized she was already halfway to a sleeve. She saved up for ONE big custom piece exactly to her specifications and it’s the worst of all her tattoos; she WILL disrobe to show it off at the slightest provocation. I love her so much

[nonasbirthday]

@fiftyfiftyclowntown nor should she!!!

[existential-celestial]

                           “[…] To love another is something like prayer and can’t be planned, you just fall into its arms because your belief undoes your disbelief.”

— Anne Sexton, from “Admonitions To A Special Person,” published in The Paris Review Issue 79, Spring 1981

[muresetivoire]

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

you've been hit by

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

youve been struck by

[dubsthemagnificent]

truck

[userscully]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005, dir. Joe Wright

[violets]

CHARLIE COX as TRISTAN THORN in

STARDUST

2007 | dir. Matthew Vaughn

@lgbtqcreators​ gift exchange for @dickgraaysons ♡

[dailyflicks]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU — 1999, dir. Gil Junger

[emmastory]

alla mingalёva

[handsomekakigori]

rkgk

[eledsart]

haha i love D̶̛͙͇̩̤̟̼̒̓̌̑̇̄͛̂̽͋̍̔͋U̶͉͓̹̟̬̰̖͕̞̱̯̯͕͌̓̽̚͜L̶̗̯̳̳̫̗̬̹̝̭̭̞͂̎̒͐́̇̅́̀Ċ̶̡̢̛̳͓̼̪̪͉̣̗͉̩͒̈͑̉̈́̆̈́̑ͅI̴̡͖͓̽̊̔̽̇̄̐̓̈́̚͘͝N̸̨̛̛̦̰̜̘̣̗̪̜̞̻͎̳̘͙͂͐͛̒͗́͗̑́͆̓̀E̷̢̝̦̝̹̦̭̦̮̪̩̤̦͒̄̈́̀́͠A̶̧͚̮̖̦͈̫̬̙͊͑̌͑͝͝ sooo much 🥰

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[teaboot]

Cain killed his brother with this

[b1cr1ptic]

Sometime in the future, after the dust has settled 

(una cancioncita)

[maydenhead]

Me n the gf after we kill god and take his place as supreme necrolord, only sexier

(Reference from miukumauk on Twitter!)

[ependasketchpad]

 The Locked Tomb:

Gideon, down girl!

[waterlilyvioletfog]

Renaming the locked tomb series The Acting Governor of Pluto And All Her Hoes

[gibbarts]

i wish things could be like this