what is morning?

31, she/her. mostly the locked tomb right now. this is a sideblog for my screeching, main @getbird | on AO3 as dget | blog runs mostly on queue

[only-alter-idem]

ohhh theyre lesbians i see

[carys-the-ninth]

I should reread Harrow the Ninth

[carys-the-ninth]

correct!

[vividciggy]

Their beef will never not be funny to me

(Based on this meme of course)

[runasulienadanika]

i'm searching for physical copies of the locked tomb series and EXCUSE ME

gotta teach them young i guess

[katakaluptastrophy]

Harrowhark "Harrow" Nonagesimus is the cleverest bone witch her age — maybe even the cleverest bone witch in the whole empire!

If she can solve the puzzles at the mysterious Canaan House, she'll get to meet the Emperor and become one of his super powerful Lyctors.

But it turns out Canaan House is a group project, and Harrow has to work with her worst enemy ever, Gideon Nav, who likes swords and comic books, and thinks bones are yucky. Can the girls work together to solve the puzzles...and maybe even become friends along the way?

(Includes bonus vocabulary list of wacky bone words!)

[dryad-lesbians]

Baru "only one frame of reference" Cormorant

[wegottagetouttahere]

Pyrrha, outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I graduated high school your entire civilization didn’t exist yet isnt that weird

Palamedes, stone cold sober: can yuo put that out on me

[vividciggy]

Her Most Serene Highness, Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, The Saddest Girl in the Whole World! 🖤

[elizabethanism]

On this day in 1953, novelist Shirley Jackson replied to a disappointed reader.

[shrubfriend]

I love you Martha Wells. I love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.

[naberiusternt]

mostly harrow the ninth is about meeting your in-laws

[nonasbirthday]

I am stuck at 35% of the way through this book because Matt Dinniman has overestimated my desire to read about TRENCH WARFARE. Nobody but WWI buffs wants to read about trench warfare, Matt Dinniman

[klapollo]

That guy from heated rivalry always looks like you just told him you went back to your shitty boyfriend again

[klapollo]

[scolopendrisims]

Imagine being Gideon imagine beefing with this

[vividciggy]

Cue 800 disaster alarms activating in harrow's brain

[rosenkranz-does-things]

How would you have asked Alecto the First to lie—how would you have persuaded that mad monster into even an unsophisticated con?

[earthyumgiggles]

Is this anything

[ellewhile]

the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife