How am I still alive

Free Palestine

[dubsthemagnificent]

GUH?

[mikkeneko]

[kleefkruid]

If your post reaches 10.000 notes you should gain the ability to pin a comment so people don't ask the same stupid question over and over again. You should also be allowed to explode one guy

[zacsoyama]

truly the anticipation build-up here was perfection

[pointnclick]

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

[pointnclick]

"it's me, John Baldur"

[pointnclick]

"it's always baldest before the gate"

[pointnclick]

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[tonyzaret]

If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke

[lennylemlem]

i quite vividly recall alice cooper singing about how being a man makes him sick

also david bowie exists

also freddie mercury

get burned

[tonyzaret]

its bait

[lennylemlem]

are you saying alice cooper, david bowie, and freddie mercury have nothing to do with queerness

youre hilarious

[tonyzaret]

I’m saying that my post about woke n roll is bait and doesn’t mean anything its just nonsense I posted in order to generate social media engagement

[wulftrick]

hey can I reblog this post

[tonyzaret]

Only if you want to be cancelled by the toxic Woke N Roll fandom

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[freizusein]

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

[dubsthemagnificent]

y'know, there's no reason this couldn't happen. and yet, it did.

[brionbroadway]

[thenightling]

[dubsthemagnificent]

New?

UNEMPLOYED STILL BABY

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[dubsthemagnificent]

sure give me the worst ones.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly

[gayest-squrrel]

well you could either heat the bones up or reduce the amount of gravity affecting them so that there's no force holding them together so it depends on how strong your wizard magic is

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

If I reduce the gravity of the bones then it turns into a gas and I. Want a liquid godamnit. Also gravity is a funky thing and I feel like that's a lot of responsibility for me to have compared to "raise temperature by a lot"

[teaboot]

one sec my mom's a mortician

[teaboot]

She responded!

additional info:

So I suppose if you weren't too picky about your definition of "melted", or if you could maintain the perfect conditions, you could theoretically have liquid bone. At least briefly

[sp0re-speaks]

is anybody gonna question the "I killed my landlord"

[dubsthemagnificent]

yeah, how? mine just upped rent.

[ryunumber]

spy tf2

The Spy has a Ryu Number of 2.

[dubsthemagnificent]

WHAT???

OH MY GOD??!?!?

[giggibaloggio]

very long post stolen from reddit that was stolen from tumblr which i just stole now

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

[heckacentipede]

“But I raised you!” Ya and the only version of me that you know is the one I carefully crafted so that you wouldn’t ask me questions because it became obvious early on you couldn’t handle the honest answers

[c-ptsdrecovery]

i hit reblog SO FAST

[ragingbookdragon]

so..very…loud…but also true

[blahajlover04444]

What is my favorite color