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Uhhhh yeah, beware ye who enter here
This is where I'm storing all my 18+ content so š«adults onlyš« I beg of you š¤øāāļø
Not open to taking requests rlly, but anons open for questions or whatev.
Bye šāāļø
Whoever said we need more Tex pegging Chuch content, I need you to know that you're absolutely right and I've been Thinking about that
A fic where Tex is fucking Church missionary style, and she decides to 'give him a taste of his own medicine' by doing all the annoying guy shit he (and SOME dudes in general) does during sex
Like yknow when the guy is fucking the girl and she's getting close and suddenly the dude wildly changes pace or angle? And that ruins the vibe, and they have to work up to getting her close again? Or when the girl has spent so much time telling the guy "that's not the clit, you need to go lower/to the left/softer for fucks sake" but he's just enthusiasticly rubbing her inner thigh?
Yeah, OK, she pulls all that shit on Church just to teach him a lesson and because it's the joy of joys seeing him so annoyed and keyed up. Only in this case clit = prostate lol
Church: "Fucking dammit, Tex. You just had it! Please go harder, go lower, please-please-please"
Tex: "shush, baby, I know what I'm doing"
She proceeds to hit the exact wrong angle at the worst pace imaginable š and she laughs at her man āØļø
Agent Tex is a bit of a badass :>
I fucking hate Tumblr. You draw ONE image of a guy getting edg3d, and suddenly, you violate content guidelines š like it's just male bonding
Anyway, if u wanna see more totally innocent RvB art, go to my bluesky or whatvr
She-Her 18+ only as this is the place for my 18+ art tee-hee
eat my ass tumblr - the people wanna see ribbon tied Deadpool. This one gets to be on the šÆ blog cuz they're just š enough to warrent it
this is the THIRD time I'm reposting this - christ a-fucking-live, tumblr (nsft) <- hopefully that's enough to get the filter for ppl who use it I'm so tired š®āšØ
Young 20-something Ludendorf Trikey, where Trevor records Michael giving him head and keeps encouraging him to be louder and choke harder.
Pushing a cheap handheld tape recorder up close and saying, "Give us a good moan, sugar." and Michael is absolutely not having it, but Trevor āØļødoesn't caaareāØļø
"I wanna have something for my personal collection on those lonely nights."
"Cmon, baby, don't be shy. I wanna hear you say how much you love choking on my cock and keep it in my back pocket"
Trevor gets his way ofc and gets tons of audio of angry Michael Townly gagging and groaning with a mouthful of Trevor, and after they finish, he plays back the tape and it's filthy
"That's the stuff, baby. I think I'll play this in the car when I get bored - listen to my boy beggin' for it over the speakers."
Bonus Content:
Later Trevor catches Michael jerking off to the tape, specifically the moment where he finally says "I love sucking your cock"
and then Peter got the gawk-gawk 4 million
I'm fairly certain this is an art meme? But just in case. Credit/Inspo is from @/ cherie_blue_s on Instagram
Idk what trans guy or puppy girl needs to hear this, but the Lotte Koala's March chocolate biscuits feel just like eating a dog treat
Godspeed š¾š¾š¶
After learning abt hankerchief code, I've been thinking abt what colors certain characters would wear
Jaskier: light blue, right pocket
Wade: light blue, dark blue, GREY, right pocket
Ngl that's all I've got, I can only focus on so many things
gays, g-Guys!
I'm working on a piece of Deapool fanart based of Alyssa Wong's comics.
I don't have the dialog ready, but you might be able to figure out the context
kinda iffy on the rendering, I'm stuck between my standard style and wanting to emulate what I see in the comics, whatev :3c either way I like it
Yeah ok just whatever you do, don't think about Valentine using their needles to sound Wade into an absolute mess
I'm FUCKING ovulating and it's making me emotional as fuck for no reason š I was FINE an hour ago and now life is so so unfair and I wanna cry in bed
smut readers, itās time. no nuance. which spelling would you rather read in a fic?
come
cum
Tags by @oflights bc they're a Thesis Statement and deserve to be taken into consideration
No yall are stupid writing COME is what makes u look like a 10 year old way too scared to write the word cum.
Cum is the funniest word in the world and I will FIGHT for CUM. 'Elegant' u absolute fool. U joyless abyss. Cum is a nasty dirty word and u have prettied it up to the regular word come because u were too cowardly to write the best word mankind has ever made. It is a three letter word and it's been a CLASSIC, and u want to say it's 'sophisticated' to ruin this.
What is sophisticated about a load of goo flying out a penis, u gotta get down to her level and respect the slapstick of what's happening. U gotta stop being embarrassed about CUM because it SHOWS everytime u type 'come'. A story that has 'come' instead of 'cum' is written by a baby too afraid to talk about the fun silly nasty parts of sex. It tells me ur not mature enough for the joy of the immaturity of fucking around, and quite frankly, I'll flood ur house with 500 pounds of cum. I'll drown ur family in cum. Ur crops will suffer and die because I unloaded dumptruck after dumptruck of cum onto it. For God's sake man learn to enjoy the simple things in life u ghoul.
Genuinely celebrating that A03 has an edging tag now
I have a theory about C vitamins that makes me sound like a crazy person.
On one hand we have people who swear that C vitamins help with colds and on the other hand we have scientists who say it doesnāt help.
Iām in the first camp but ONLY when itās effervescent tablets. Hear me out.
Iāve always had insane colds but 20 years ago I started taking effervescent C vitamin tablets every day. Ever since then Iāve had no colds most years and occasionally very mild colds. If I for one reason or another stopped taking them my colds came back full force. At one point I tried switching to regular tablets because theyāre cheaper but they had the same effect as if I had taken no C vitamins at all.
Now, I have a friend who just finished medical school who told me bubbles for some reason make our body absorb stuff faster. We donāt know why, but thatās why some medication shouldnāt be taken with fizzy drinks because it mess with absorption time/strength. Also, C vitamins are absorbed at the very beginning of our intestines which means our body has relatively short time to absorb it.
So my theory is maybe thatās why regular c vitamin tablets donāt have much of an effect while effervescent tablets have already been dissolved in water, which is easier for the body to absorb, and on top of that it has bubbles which means the body absorbs even more. Thatās why the people who swear by c vitamins are always the ones who use effervescent tablets.
I have no idea if this has been tested in a lab or if the effects of different types of c vitamin tablets have been compared. I just know c vitamins help some of us and I donāt know why.
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