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I barely knew how to use Tumblr back when porn was legal. I’ll try to learn the ropes a bit, but still probably won’t chance posting art in case I get suspended for posting a funny looking foot that’s too phallic or something.

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Been a bit
I barely knew how to use Tumblr back when porn was legal. I’ll try to learn the ropes a bit, but still probably won’t chance posting art in case I get suspended for posting a funny looking foot that’s too phallic or something.
Aww ♡
“Here.”
https://twitter.com/bluejrmr
https://mastodon.social/@ljrmr
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ljrmr/
Condolences to all my artist friends losing their home. I went ahead and made a new logo for the inevitable rebrand.
RIP
Yeah nah, I don’t think I need tumblr anymore. Laters.
tired of complicated and show-offy art challenges? Then this is the event for you!
doodlecember is my concept for an art challenge that exists solely to have you flex your art muscles just enough to keep you sharp without the pressure of making something “spectacular”. How does it work?
RULES:
1. you can only use one layer (if digital) and only pen (if traditional).
2. try not to scratch out bad lines or erase anything– the idea of doodling is letting yourself draw without thinking too much!
3. draw the FIRST thing that pops into your head when you read the prompt.
4. you can spend no more than 5 minutes on the drawing– so draw fast!
hopefully these guidelines will encourage you to draw faster and looser than you otherwise would! If you do use this template tag it with #doodlecember so i can see your drawings ^^ and good luck!
i’m having a stroke
can somebody caption this for me
I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….
just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate
Bonus Recipe: Pumpkin Ale
There are two bits of dialogue mentioning Pumpkin Ale, both around the Spirit’s Eve Festival. One from Elliott (above), and the other from Shane, where he mentions celebrating with a few cases of it. Difficulty: Easy, 10 minutes. Full recipe makes 10+ cups.
-½ cup butter (margarine works fine but real butter is best) -2 cups brown sugar -½ cup pure pumpkin puree -1 teaspoon each: cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice* -Water or milk -Rum, Bailey’s, Amarula, GM, or booze of your choice (optional)
*You don’t need all the spices but cinnamon and/or nutmeg are high priority NOTE: I know pumpkin ale refers to beer but I figured very few people would be interesting in putting in the time and effort to homebrew, and simply adding pumpkin juice to beer didn’t seem right. I tried making a few different cocktails based off recipes I found online and none of them came out very good. So this recipe isn’t exactly an ale, but it’s a great drink that anyone can enjoy.
With that out of the way, our pumpkin ale is a hot buttered rum variation. I used the recipe for hot buttered rum from Trader Vic’s Book of Food and Drink.
You’ll note that I have a significantly smaller portion in the bowl. So long as you use a 4:1:1 ratio of brown sugar to butter to pumpkin puree, this recipe will work fine.
In a bowl, cream together the butter and brown sugar as well as possible, ensuring no clumps of butter are left.
Add in the pumpkin puree and spices, and mix well.
Place a heaping tablespoon into a mug and add your desired alcohol (if any). Pour in boiling water and stir well.
Variation 2: Place a tablespoon into a tall glass and add a small amount of boiling water, stir until the sugar has dissolved. Top up the glass with milk or water and chill in the fridge. Add in your desired alcohol (again, if any) just before serving. You can also serve over ice, but I recommend stirring just before serving as well.
The mixture can be kept in the fridge for about 2 weeks.
Served hot or cold, this drink is really good, and doesn’t need any booze in it (although I do enjoy a lil rum).
-SVR
Metal is the best genre and this is why
Did y’all think I was kidding?
This band really didn’t give a shit lmfao love it
I’m absolutely dying at this track list
FUCK
feminazgul are also great but I’m going to add to this with Gaylord, the newest black metal band I’ve found:
Fun fact, Gaylord is also nonbinary.
a thing about chords!
im dead
Akali The Queen Of Rap
neon spookfest
Are you fucking kidding me
Tote
where has this been all my life??
this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water.
my brother is obsessed with tea and gets really mad and lectures you if you dont brew it right … yikes
Ooh… Thank you !!
Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?
For younger characters:
Apprentice to any of the above
Messenger/runner
Page/squire
Pickpocket
Shop assistant
Student
Looks after younger siblings
(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)