Fabulous Max

A multifandom blog~ No real focus, since I'll probably just reblog whatever takes my fancy at the time. All time favorite fandoms: Gintama, Mass Effect, Kakashi (aka Naruto)

[artemorte]

I promised DA:O art, so here, have some speedy paintings of my fave companions  jk i love them all they’re my babies i cry everyday

[diemyaku]

Bioware Romances

Solas: *laughs* Fenris: *chuckles/coughs* Zevran: *flirts from pool of blood* Garrus: *calibrates* Me:

[littlebirdofprey]

So Zevran’s nightmare in The Fade that’s actually what he went through to become a Crow?

Cos the codex on the mission says his nightmare was him reliving his Crow initiation. All your other companions are experiencing just plain old nightmares but the fact that the worse nightmare the Sloth Demon could construct for Zevran wasn’t something fake, but something he actually lived through is so awful and I’m gonna cry.

At least within, say, Alistair’s nightmare he was happy for a bit until the warden arrived and informed him that it wasn’t real, that demons were twisting his perception. but Zevran doesn’t get that. His life has been filled with so much pain that I don’t think the Sloth Demon would’ve even bothered to dig down far enough to find what would make him happy enough to stay entranced under a lesser demon’s powers. Instead, he uses pain to control him, because that’s what people have always used to control him. 

[saintdri]

Baptized with a perfect name The doubting one by heart Alone without himself (x)

[lostconner]

My boyfriends in Dragon age.LOL

[watermistress]

"We’re not so different when we wish on stars."

For socksssss, for being lovely. Hope you enjoy my dear! :) (Her prompt was “I wish upon a star”)

[malanth-blog]

Warden: My Warden skills allow me to sense darkspawn and slay the archdemon!

Inquisitor: My mark makes me the only one who can seal Fade rifts and close the Breach!

Hawke: I have a super power too!

Hawke: [holds up both middle fingers and backflips out a window]

[incorrectdragonage]

submitted by both hikingpeopleandtheirdogs & impalawanderlust (great minds think alike?)

[incorrectdragonage]

[phemiec]

OKAY BUT DID ANYBODY ELSE GET THIS GLITCH?

right after the ball, my girlfriend went to go talk to solas, but she fell through the mural room floor and ended up trapped under the map where we found this RANDOM GIANT WACKY LOOKIN OWL(?) HEAD with a FRIGGIN TOP HAT and the weirdest thing was that there was a twinkly little circusy-sounding song that triggered when we got close to it and kept playing from thereon in. It was a song that appears no where else in the game not even once. It did not in anyway fit the theme of the game it sounded like a circusy/christmasy song played entirely on chimes, not medieval in any way and it was louder the closer to the owl head we were and it faded when we wandered away.

Either some developer had a little bit of fun or this is the beginning of the worst videogame creepypasta ever.

[sheploou-blog]

If you hear someone crying it’s probably the inquisitor

[incorrectdragonage]

submitted by pinklyrium

[incorrectdragonage]

submitted by sarahseemssilly

[shoutydwarf]

solas: AH, this is ELVEN, of course. this GRASS? the ELVES walked on it and caressed it with their BOUNDLESS MAGIC which makes it ELVEN. this building? i bet the ELVES touched it at once probably. the ELVES are so incredible. i love the elves. my elves now. all of them

inquisitor: the dalish—

solas: oh FUCK ME IN THE ASS, do i give a fuck, do i give a fuck, do i give a fuck????

[lizsketch]

This is literally EVERYTHING I want out of the next Dragon Age: Inquisition DLC. Plus the gear he ran away with. Those were Tier 4 deets! Not to mention those answers he promised. And you know, a cure for the heartbreak. Feel free to share your Lavellan’s rant to a runaway Solas! I know exactly what MINE has to say!

[denied-par-vollen-deactivated20]

People keep referring to the potential DLC where you track down Solas as the ‘Wolf Hunt DLC’, but I’m all for Bioware releasing it on Easter and calling it ‘Egg Hunt’

[beetleborg]

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

[boombeombamtoo]

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

[sillylittleshoteka-deactivated2]

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

[monicgeller]

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

We’re becoming self aware