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Heyyyyyyyy, so I’m gonna use this to blog about MADD for funsies ig Also my name is Jess (or Jessy) (she/her)

[xspilledcoffeepoetryx-deactivat]

Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

[maladaptive-eren]

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

[madd-things]

Me, having nothing to do or think about for .2 seconds:

My Daydreams:

[rottenbutrecovering]

[dreamingmaladaptively]

When someone tries to talk to you but you’re too busy daydreaming to engage in conversation

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

the feel when your sexuality is different in your paracosm

[jambearie]

I hate when I am super responsible and actually start doing my work then I make one false click on the internet and then it’s been 5 hours and it’s dark outside and I have no idea where I’ve been all day

[terrasitic]

me: *daydreams completely ignoring my grades or anything actually important*

me: wow I haven't done any of my online school work for a couple weeks now. I should probably do it now considering my average is at like 56%

also me: *continues to daydream but now stressed*

[spelldealer]

today’s imaginary therapy session went really well

[idonthavealifebutidohavemadd]

A song: *Has the right lyrics and vibes for my paracosm and paras*

Me:

[tavi-the-rat]

my para: *speaks a foreign language*

me: uhoh i don't speak that language

me: oh nvm i've got a solution

my para: *accented keysmash as a visualisation of speaking a certain language*

[maldduni]

When Ezmera finds out that Lucifers actually the devil...

Ezmera: I guess this is pretty damning evidence.

Lucifer: I can’t believe this. Did you just pun yourself out of shock?

EZ: Awwwww, don’t give me hell over it.

L: You’re fired.

EZ: Oh how the mighty hath fallen.

L: Get out. *walking away*

EZ: I still don’t get why you have a British accent!

[maldduni]

Lucifer: Are you trying to one up me with your tragic backstory?

Ezmera: No, I just don’t know how to get out of this conversation.

[maldduni]

Ezmera Davichie (to Lucifer): I’m practicing managing expectations. I know you may not be familiar with it, but it’s something that we people who aren’t millionaires have to do.

[maldduni]

Ophelia Osborn: Natasha’s a goddess. She could start speaking gibberish and I’d think it was some ancient Russian dialect that hasn’t been used since the 1700’s and can unlock the code to eternal life.

[mynahmint]

tfw someone looks at you and says “are you ok?” with that weirdly gentle tone when you were perfectly content just spacing out or something

its like oh sorry let me reboot my “pretend to be neurotypical“ app

[randomsplashes]

this tweet gets me lmao