someone stubbornly pretends that they don't like it.

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someone stubbornly pretends that they don't like it.
could say they're... wonder twins ....
Wally, playing Stardew Valley: im going to the mines Roy: bye hope you get murdered Wally: you would want me to die wouldnt you
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my husband and my daughter I'm crying
The Adults are Talking (1/1)
Summary:
Dick Grayson is finally invited to the Justice League in his own right as Nightwing only to find himself unable to pay attention to his first meeting because none other than Roy Harper is sat across from him looking too good to handle. A smutty one shot where Dick and Roy can't keep their hands off of each other in a broom closet at JL headquarters.
Tags: Dick Grayson x Roy Harper; one shot; shameless smut; oral s3x; secret relationship; making out.
Ao3 link here
Word Count: 3,038 (completed)
Your art is soooooooo gorgeous!!!! I just wanna eat it!! May your passion for drawing never diminish! ❤️❤️❤️
On a side note, do you take requests? If so, can I request a RoyDick drawn by your talented hands 🙏 My RoyDick army and I will be eternally thankful 🥹
Thank you in advance! 🫶
thank youuu so much^^!
have this doodle of them I hoped i'd color someday, but I doubt that's happening 😭
also have an comic idea but I think I finish that one someday ^^
the reference
The New Teen Titans #20
It is so funny to me that Dick was all posturing macho-man with Roy while arguing
Until the MOMENT Roy is like “nah bro I’m out”
And then Dick is like “🥺🥺🥺 what”
“no don’t go uwu 🥺🥺🥺 Roy come back”
“Roy nooooooo”
“Roooyyyyyyy”
Arsenal Special
Heres a script for a comic that I want to make that’s obv very inspired by 2004 batman series but with more dialogue and my take on how this first meeting between dick and hal would go.
It’s set in the batcave in the afternoon and dick has just gotten back from school and wants to show smth to Bruce. Meanwhile Bruce’s teammate Hal from the newly formed justice league is in Gotham with Ferris Air. Bruce asked Hal for his opinion and expertise on some alien matter so he’s invited him to the cave to go over the data. Dick hasn’t met Hal yet because the justice league is so new, and he hasn’t been part of any of the missions so far - he knows of GL and thinks he’s awesome, so he’s really shocked and excited.
Here’s the very first panel!
oh family man oliver queen how i love you
i could make a separate post of every time ollie makes fun of bruce in this run too
The pain of forcing myself to read outlaws for Roy content (at what costs)
forever a supporter of the dynamic that Dick is a dickhead older brother, but only specifically to Jason.
like, i feel like Jason was the only one he got to be a proper big brother too, rather than more of a mentor/guardian figure. when Jason was around he was barely even an adult, and Jason was a little shit of a pre-teen that gave as good as he took. Dick 100% was a piece of shit to him in the brotherly sense. with all the others though? after losing Jason and growing up and being the one that had to hold everything apart every time Bruce got lost in grief/a timestream or something, he is a completely different type of brother to the others than he is to Jason, and i think it would be funny to see the others slowly start to realise how different Dick's relationship is to Jason compared to the rest of them.
like, just the little things. they're all at the manor for a weekend and Dick makes Tim and Damian breakfast, ruffling their hair and sliding pancakes onto their plates. then Jason comes in and makes himself a piece of toast and Dick instantly jabs him in the ribs before stealing the food from his plate.
he always lets the others win at mario kart, chuckling easily whenever he's beaten at any game and actually seeming more proud at them for winning than sad for losing. then Jason picks up Damian's abandoned remote and suddenly he's all focus. snatching the player 1 remote and making Jason be player 2 and the two are literally trying to shove each other off the couch with how hard they're trying to beat each other. if Dick wins, you can hear his yells of mocking from across the manor. if Jason wins and he tries to say anything at all? Dick body slams him to the ground and they're fighting for a solid half an hour.
he steals Jason's shit all the time, and yet the one time Duke saw Jason walk into Dick's bedroom to borrow a shirt, Dick clocked it from down the hall and just yelled 'FUCK OUT MY ROOM' and Jason pivoted and left without even faltering in his movement, like he'd fully expected to be denied. it's worth mentioning that that very same day Tim asked Dick if he could borrow some socks and Dick told them all sincerely that they could go in and take whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. it's just Jason that isn't allowed, apparently.
for the record i think it goes both ways, and i think Jason is also the only guy who knows how to get under Dick's skin in that Specific Little Brother Manner. like that's his big brother, his only big brother. i think the others he either views as little kids to protect or just... random guys that were adopted while he was gone that he didn't even properly meet until he was an adult and out of the house, so he never really built a proper antagonistic sibling relationship with anybody else. Dick though? he pours salt into every glass of water he sees Dick drink out of. he steals his stuff. he stands just outside the doorway of Dick's room just so that when Dick yells for him to get the fuck out he can say 'i'm not in your room, you can't make me do anything'. he snitches on him to Bruce whenever he can, and whenever he figures out Dick has a crush on anybody he relentlessly tries to embarrass Dick in front of them.
anyway i just like to think about a Dick and Jason who are the only true childhood-brother pairs, and whenever they're in the same room for more than three minutes it shows. much to Bruce's everlasting exhaustion, because seriously how are these two still as bad as they were almost a decade ago??
Batman #1, 1940 - first meet on a boat (as the Batman and the Cat) Batman #404, 1987 - first meet on the street (as Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne) Batman #24, 2016 - these two dumbass arguing about where they first meet
I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Oh, take me back to the night we met
(The Night We Met, Lord Huron)
kiss the chef (requested!) wally west x chef!reader
mentions: fem!reader, established relationship, fluff, food <3 (i love food wally loves food we all love food)
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one of the best things about dating wally west was that he had the same enthusiasm about food just like you
for most people, food was just food. but for the two of you, it was an experience. a hobby. a love language. wally might not have had the years of culinary training that you did, but he loved food with every fiber of his being— especially when it was yours
he would help you taste-test, eat leftovers after a failed test, and go shopping with you at the grocery store. his palate would literally evolve just from being around you so much, and your senses evolved from getting used to wally’s speed
which was why the moment you heard the apartment door open, you knew wally was home— mostly because of the red blur that shot through the living room
then the hallway, then the kitchen, then back out, then back into a kitchen again. “hey babe!” wally greeted, appearing beside you and placing a kiss on your head. his suit was gone and instead, he was wearing a casual t shirt and sweatpants, his soft red hair still slightly messy after running around central city all day “hey wally” you greeted back with a smile, eyes not leaving the cutting board. “whatcha making?” he asked with a bright grin, wrapping his arms around your waist and peeking from your shoulder as he watched you effortlessly cut through the vegetables
“pasta” you hummed back, instinctively resting your head beside his. wally let out a ‘ooh’. “can i help?” “remember the last time you tried to ‘help?’”
“i made an amazing pot pie with you?”
“you ate the chicken before i could even put it in the pie” “… in my defense, i was hungry” you finished cutting the vegetables and sighed, placing the knife down and shaking your head with a faint smile at his words. when was this man not hungry?
“you can grate the parmesan” you offered, taking your cutting board filled with chopped vegetables and placing them in your pot. that made wally’s face light up, giving you a mocking salute. “yes chef” “don’t eat it” “i would never” that made you turn to give him a look while wally just smiled innocently before you sighed and turned back to face stove, adding more spices to your pasta
but when you turned back around to get some cheese, the entire block now reduced to less than half. “wally” “what?” “where did the parmesan go?” you looked up and noticed his mouth was suspiciously full, watching you stare at him before he slowly swallowed. “… to a good cause?” but despite resisting the urge to eat the rest of your ingredients, wally actually did help. he washed vegetables while you cooked, placed ingredients beside you before you could ask, even stirred the sauce when you needed both hands for something. honestly? it was nice most people saw the fastest man alive and imagined constant movement— chaos. but moments like this reminded you that wally loved slowing down when he was home, loved being around you, loved sharing the little things. he just loved taking his time with you
“baby, can you try the sauce?” you asked, stirring the sauce and focusing on seasoning it as it simmered quietly. wally— who was humming to himself while cleaning the dishes— finished every dish in less than two seconds the moment you offered him a taste, the sink empty and the dishes dry
he bolted in front of you, a confident grin on his lips. “hit me, babe” the second the wooden spoon was held out, wally was already opening his mouth. you rolled your eyes with a smile before feeding him a sample of the sauce, one hand hovering under the spoon
wally hummed thoughtfully, tasting the sauce and even lip-smacking as you waited. “well?” you asked “its good but… its missing something” “i knew it! it must be the garlic—" wally kissed you before you could finish your sentance, making the complaint instantly die on your lips. for a second, all you could focus on was the familiar warmth of him. the way one hand settled against your waist like it belonged there while the other cupped your cheek
when he finally pulled back, there was a grin on his lips. “there, fixed it” wally announced proudly “but is the sauce still missing something?” you asked, genuinely curious and slightly concerned about your sauce. it took you a while to prepare it, after all
“yeah” he leaned forward. “me tasting it again” and stole another kiss, making you laugh and feeling his grin widen in victory. this time, the kiss was softer than playful. the teasing confidence he’d worn moments ago was gone
instead, wally kissed you slowly. like he wasn’t trying to distract you from the sauce anymore— like he simply wanted too. your hand instinctively found the front of his shirt, fingers curling lightly into the fabric and letting out a small sigh
and when you tasted the sauce on his tongue? it was perfect
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(a/n: this trope fits so right for me when it comes with wally)
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