Male Pattern Baldness

https://male-pattern-baldness.bandcamp.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@KickingUpRocks more coming soon

[malepatternbaldnessband]

we're working on it i swear (updates post + album announcement)

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some updates:

this used to be my one-person project but now we've got a backing vocalist (my amazing wonderful bsf <3) and a bassist (geege) and a saxophonist whose name i lowk dont remember

we're probably never going to get a drummer

but we are going to tryyyyyYYY to get an album by like june/july 2027

take this with a grain of salt ofc we have no clue what teh fuck were doing

buuuut i am coming up with a load of ideas lately and we have a 13-minute demo thing we're working on for our next single sooo were probably going to do it this time

in the meantime come join our discord

[malepatternbaldnessband]

does anyone play saxophone i like need a saxophonist yesterday

[malepatternbaldnessband]

If I could pick any instrument to be immediately fluent in instantly right now it would be the saxophone like so many of my ideas/compositions have saxophone in them

[malepatternbaldnessband]

ISAAC WOOD IS BACK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[malepatternbaldnessband]

duude i wana leak the new song so bad because like 90% of the audience is bylers fuckfijfckfkcfkckfckfkckfkkfdkdkfkskdf

[malepatternbaldnessband]

just finished recording the drums for transgender groceries they suck i cant drum

[malepatternbaldnessband]

i havent posted on here in a WHILEEEE 😭😭😭

[malepatternbaldnessband]

we changed name again uhh yeha

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

byler but make it a midwest emo intro

@beachfagz-band

[oliveespineapples]

@greycoloredhounds

[withdevovotion]

OH MY GOD?????

[whimsywheeelah]

this is so peak

[rubyrider6000]

sb sample byler in a midwest emo song and my life is YOURSSS

[malepatternbaldnessband]

👀

[carseatfagrest]

hiiiii helloooooo hiiiiiii hiiiiiiii hihihi hello hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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*drops this and then runs away like it's a grenade*

no lyrics its just la la la

im gonna get kim to do vocals on this isntead of me because their voice would fit this way better

also my vocals in not good here i have no excuse it just sucks :

can you tell ive been listening to lamp lately

[malepatternbaldnessband]

she thinks shes racing moutn pleasant

hi

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*drops this and then runs away*

bye

[malepatternbaldnessband]

is this anything

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would this sound good w drums and vocals

i would ask band btu there all asleep

ignore the bass i dont own ab ass its just guitar tuned down

[malepatternbaldnessband]

ive been messing around with this for a while and i might have got it

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is this anything

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would this sound good w drums and vocals

i would ask band btu there all asleep

ignore the bass i dont own ab ass its just guitar tuned down

[carseatfagrest]

[carseatfagrest]

this is what csh sounds like to people who don't listen to csh

[malepatternbaldnessband]

we have a discord now <3

[malepatternbaldnessband]

okay so im working on a 10minute beach life-in-death style thing and i told george about it and apparently HE'S working on one too so ylal are going to be eating well cause theres now 3 10+ minute tracks on the album