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Romeo? ; Na Jaemin

Request?: Yes, “Can you please do a Romeo + Juliet AU with Jaemin as Romeo in the knight outfit and the male reader is Juliet in the angel outfit.”  Pairing: Na Jaemin x male reader Word Count: 1,885 

As the sun set over Seoul, Jaemin let out a sigh. As he stared over the city’s skyline, he let out a bittersweet laugh, his parents had been pestering him about his future, specifically his future partner. Jaemin let out a sigh, laid down and threw an arm over his eyes. “Awe the little mummy’s boy is sad.” a voice from above him whined before laughing along with another two laughs. Jaemin groaned and let his arm fall to his side so he could look at the upside-down person. Heachan leaned over and gave the younger boy an over exaggerated smile. “What do you want?” Jaemin didn’t particularly care but asking them meant they would leave soon. Or so he thought.

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[couturethiquefemmeboy]

I needed to see it, so I had to do it. I could not get the image of Na Jaemin in that Knight costume out of myy head and with the movie being on Netflix recently Im- it drove me insane that I rushed to edit this, Im not the best at editing but I tried my best, just for a little boost of inspiration to really set the mood and so you can have a physical-mental image of what he’ll look like on the other side of that fish tank. Thus with a kiss, I die!🦢🗡🩸🥀🕯

[malereaderoneshots]

This is absolutely brilliant, I’m so happy you’ve created this. Words can’t explain how talented you are. This is amazing honestly, this is going to have me smiling for weeks now lmao. If I pick up my inspiration there might be a part two😉

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Anyone got any good sites that won’t fry my mac with viruses? Ya guy is having a stressful night and I just wanna go to my emotional support wizarding school but I don’t know where to watch it. Please help💛💛

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who’s your favorite member to write for ( any group )? i’m just curious :)

I don’t really have any favourites, I just write whoever anyone wants as long as I know who the member is. Sorry for the boring reply, hope you have a good day/night💛💛

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🔻MY PERSONAL LIST OF GN/MALE READER KPOP WRITERS🔻

🔻 I've been following most of them for a long time and everyone needs to know these amazing people 🔻

🔻I won't go too deep, just mentioning the groups they write for and if they accept suggestive stuff🔻

❗ DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THEIR RULES BEFORE REQUESTING ANYTHING ❗

I'll smack u in ur face if u won't

@koko-bopp ° ATEEZ, BTS, DAY6, EXO, GOT7, NCT, Stray Kids, THE BOYZ, TXT, VIXX and ect. • accepts NSFW °

@puppywritings ° BTS, NCT, Stray Kids, Pentagon • rarely accepts NSFW, male!reader only °

@boyfrvmthemoon ° ATEEZ, A.C.E, ASTRO, iKON, INFINITE, NCT, NewKidd, ONEUS, Stray Kids, SEVENTEEN, VICTON, Wonho, Bully da Ba$tard and ect. • accepts NSFW for TOP!READERS °

@monscastle (old @atinylandtostay) ° ATEEZ, Stray Kids, TXT, ITZY, (G)I-DLE , Golden Child, THE BOYZ, SEVENTEEN, MCND and ect. • does NOT accept smut °

@xvvder ° BTS, NCT, Stray Kids, MONSTA X, TXT, ATEEZ, VICTON • accepts NSFW °

@kachuwritings ° currently writing for Stray Kids and ATEEZ • accepts NSFW °

@chocolvte ° NCT, Stray Kids, SEVENTEEN, BTS, TXT, EVERGLOW, ITZY, (G)I-DLE, Red Velvet, THE BOYZ • does NOT accept smut °

@lostboi-lostgalaxyi101 ° BTS, NCT, ATEEZ, Stray Kids, MONSTA X, SEVENTEEN, EVERGLOW, BLACKPINK, DAY6, SuperM, SF9, TXT, Pentagon • accepts suggestive/semi smut °

@male-readers-like-kpop-idols-too ° BTS(currently not writing for), SEVENTEEN, GOT7, Stray Kids, MONSTA X • does NOT accept smut °

@vanillaknj ° BTS, GOT7, ATEEZ, Stray Kids • accepts NSFW, but ONLY for dom!readers °

@kpopxlgbt ° 2PM, AOMG, Jay Park, ChaCha, Hoody, Loco, Grey, Simon D, Monster Woo, Dabin, Christian Yu, f(x), SHINee, VIXX, GOT7, Eric Nam, FT Island, SEVENTEEN, CN Blue, MONSTA X, Wonho, Dean • accepts NSFW °

@kinq-tan ° BTS, GOT7, EXO, MONSTA X, Stray Kids, SEVENTEEN • NOT writing for dominant/top readers °

@veenussposts ° ATEEZ, Stray Kids, Pentagon, NCT, VICTON, AB6IX, THE BOYZ, SF9, SEVENTEEN, ONEUS, CIX, TXT, VAV • accepts suggestive requests °

@everythingkpop2x ° BTS, NCT, GOT7, MONSTA X, ASTRO, TWICE, Stray Kids, Red Velvet, ITZY, B.A.P • accepts NSFW °

@yourfellowkpopfiend ° ASTRO, ATEEZ, BTS, EXO, ITZY, MONSTA X, NCT, ONEWE, Stray Kids, SuperM and ect. • does NOT accept smut °

@99liners ° BTS, NCT, EXO, GOT7, SEVENTEEN, BIGBANG, iKON, TWICE, ATEEZ, TVXQ!, BTOB • does NOT accept smut for mxm °

@malereaderoneshots ° Stray Kids, NCT, DAY6, MONSTA X and ect. (ask before requesting) • prefers NOT to write smut °

@nctzendreamz ° NCT BTS, MONSTA X • not sure if they accept NSFW °

🔻feel free to correct me if I wrote something wrong or suggest other writers you know so I could add them here🔻

[malereaderoneshots]

Ahhhhhhh! Thank you so much for including me🥺

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i was the one who requested the recent binnie fic! and it was euwlayqnawuwha, it was great! i really enjoyed reading it, thank you sm!! :) and i’ve recently gotten over a little stump so i’m doing pretty good, thank you for asking ^^ glad you’re having a break from college btw! make sure you rest properly! :)

Awe I’m so glad you’ve gotten over your stump and I’m really glad you enjoyed it, I didn’t think I did to well, but your praise says otherwise so thank you! And I’ll try to rest by year 13 sucks so I have to keep studying for my mocks🏳️🏳️ but I have writing to distract me so feel free to request again whenever you like, and keep yourself well💛💛

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i have a request for changbin! i saw a vid comp of him hitting jin and my mind just started wandering lmao. so bin brings up wanting to try something new where he slaps the reader while they’re doing it, nothing too hard but sorta like soft smacks? anyways the reader says they’re down to try it out and they get to it whenever. when they actually start tho the reader ends up tearing up and eventually has to stop bin cause it’s too much. reader feels bad for telling bin to stop but he reassures them and says it’s alright. a lot of aftercare too please!🥺if ur uncomfy with this request i totally understand, thanks anyways! ^^ also, i really hope you’re doing ok!!

Hello, I’m sorry I don't feel comfortable writing smut but I hope this is okay even without all the details in the middle. 

I finally have a break from college so I'm hoping I can write a bit more thank you for asking, how are you? I hope you have a lovely day/night💛💛

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Smack That! ; Seo Changbin

Request?: Yes, “i have a request for changbin! so bin brings up wanting to try something new where he slaps the reader while they’re doing it, nothing too hard but sorta like soft smacks? anyways the reader says they’re down to try it out and they get to it whenever. when they actually start tho the reader ends up tearing up and eventually has to stop bin cause it’s too much. reader feels bad for telling bin to stop but he reassures them and says it’s alright. a lot of aftercare too please!🥺i” Paring: Seo Changbin x male reader  Word Count: 530 A/N: I'm still not confident in writing smut so its cut out, however the start and the after care is there. I hope you can still enjoy it

"Can I smack you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Like spanking."

Y/N looked at his boyfriend in bewilderment. "Binnie…What? Why? And most importantly, where did this come from?" Biting his lip with a smile Changbin scooted further up the couch to where Y/N was currently sitting with a magazine forgotten in his hand. Y/N swallowed thickly as he noticed the mischievous glint in Changbins eyes. "Well…" Changbin drew out and looked down at his boyfriends exposed thigh where his hand began wondering the soft skin. Y/N pursed his lips as he felt his face heat up at his boyfriends’ actions. Changbin gave a reassuring pat before continuing, "I wanted to rough you up a bit, safely of course and we would stop if you get actually get hurt or overwhelmed." Y/Ns mind short circuited as he felt his tummy burn with desire at the thought, before he knew it, he was dragging a smug Changbin to their shared bedroom.  

Maybe Y/N had mistook the fire in his tummy for anxiety, maybe it was a warning sign, either way he realised too soon that maybe they should have talked about it a bit more. A groan from behind and another hard slap to the back on the thigh was enough for a sob to break from Y/Ns throats followed by their safe word and multiple "stops." Changbin carefully pulled out and laid Y/N on his side, as Changbin left to grab a couple things Y/N curled in on himself and hid his tearful face in his arms.

"Hey, hey come on baby look at me. That's it, here." Y/N raised his head and saw Changbins smiling face holding a water bottle out to him. Y/N shakily grabbed the bottle but didn't say anything. "I thought a bath might irritate you, so I brought some cream, is it alright if I put it on?" Again Y/N didn’t say anything instead he nodded and laid on his front so Changbin could see where to apply the cream. Y/N felt embarrassed, the embarrassment was enough to drown out the sting of the cream.

Y/N couldn't even remember being moved until his breathing calmed and he realised he was tucked into Changbins chest. "I tried asking if I could hold you but you weren't answering and you sounded like you were heading for a panic attack so I thought laying your head on my chest might clam you because you say listening to my heartbeat is calming." Y/N sucked in a shaky breath as his hand searched for Changbins. "I'm- I'm so- rry." Changbin gently grasped Y/N hand and began stroking small circles, kissing Y/Ns head he began humming as song Y/Ns mind couldn’t care less about but the vibrations from Changbins chest was enough to lull him into a peaceful state, "don’t apologise Y/N, we should have experimented before diving in. It's alright if this isn't your thing, I can happily live without it."

As sleep began to draw Y/N in he heard Changbin say "I'll make it up to you tomorrow baby boy, I promise." With a final kiss to the top of Y/Ns head Changbin pulled his sleeping boyfriend closer before succumbing to sleep himself.

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do you think you can write for harry potter? just some headcanons about what it would be like to have a poly relstionship with draco + harry !

I have no idea how long you’ve been waiting for this but I am awfully sorry, if you're still around and you see this I hope its good I feel like it isn't my best work so I’ll happily do this again but in the format I usually write if you would prefer that.

Thank you for the request and again I am so sorry you waited so long. please have a good day/night💛💛

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Poly Relationship with Drarry

Request?: yes, “do you think you can write for harry potter? just some headcanons about what it would be like to have a poly relstionship with draco + harry!” Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter x male reader Word count: 490

·      A poly relationship with Harry and Draco would be something…

·      For starters they're both emotionally constipated thanks to their childhood

·      BUT

·      Towards you they would work out their differences and problems and love you in their own special way

·      I feel like Draco would be the one to leave small gifts and notes for you to find throughout the day

·      A terrified first year shakily handing you a small pink envelope and running away? Dracos doing

·      Found a small glass bottle with dried flower petals that you need for potions in your bag? Dracos doing

·      I feel like for dates Draco would set up the astronomy tower so you two could have a picnic under the stars, where you two would talk about eventful things that had happened that week, or both of you would lay in silence with your hands intertwined just staring at the stars above and admiring their beauty.

·      Now for Harry.

·      Its canon he's a bit disastrous and oblivious in relationships…and in general.

·      And he would definitely forget about going on a date if quidditch practice ran late.

·      However,

·      I do feel like Harry would make it up to you by giving up personal flying and quidditch lessons

·      But if you prefer to keep your feet on the ground he would either walk around Hogsmeade with you and buy you sweets and goodies from Honeydukes and Zonko's Joke Shop or he would drag you to his dormitory to cuddle and nap.

·      Harry and Draco would definitely like to be held, only Harry would happily admit to it

·      Being wrapped up in your warm arms and feeling the slow puffs of your breathe tickle his forehead would give Harry a sense of ease he hasn't felt before, he would be vulnerable and open with you.

·      With all three of you together Harry and Draco do team up to make you flustered

·      Sometimes it works.

·      Sometimes it ends in one of them betraying the other and helping you fluster the other.

·      Dates with all three of you usually happen in the room of requirement, where all three of you need more surface area to cuddle.

·      Cuddles can sometimes get uncomfortable with elbows and knees sticking out everywhere

·      But Draco found he preferred sleeping on his side with his back to your side and cuddling one of your arms to his chest.

·      Harry on the other hand preferred reaching an arm all the way over you to wrap it around Draco's tummy which usually meant Harry falls asleep on half of you most of the time.

·      I feel like they would kiss in the same way (if anyone has shifted please tell me your own experiences)

·      I feel like both of them would put their feelings into their kisses due to not being able to express them any other way

·      However, Draco might be a little shyer and softer until he gets used to it or you take control

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YES THERE IS A GOD

ooooooooo somehow past me knew future me was an idiot and changed emails ages ago fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay ignore all of my near tear posts. we back I don't have to delete anything I can now rest easy fuck yeah!!!!

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Do you have a master's list?🙂🙂

No...gonna be honest, I don’t know how to make one.

Plus I fixate on shows and movies for a certain amount of time and then I forget about them so even if I was to make a master list 100% things would be forgotten and it would be updated 25 times in a month.

But if someone has a request for a show or movie that they haven’t seen me write about I’ll happily see what I can do as I’ve most likely seen or at least know what character they’re talking about.

Unless it’s anime, unfortunately I know like 3 shows max and I wouldn’t want to butcher any characters.

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Your "I have no gender, I identify as a threat" is so funny and it never gets old lmao

Thank you very much :) I was afraid some people might take offence to it but I think it’s rather fitting as no one does know my gender and I prefer to keep it that way💛💛

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hi! are your requests open rn? :)

Hello! Yes, my requests are open right now however I’m dealing with a few personal issues and my scheduling is wack but you will get your request at some point💛💛

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Hello🦟 do you write for Harry Potter -🦨

Hello! Yes, I do write for any Harry Potter character. However, college has just started so I cant promise anything will be done soon if you do request, but feel free to drop one💛💛

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can you do a thor x reader? maybe thor is like totally confused about the fact homophobia is so rampant on earth bc it’s normal as Asgard? plus he has been with a man once or twice. this gives reader courage to tell thor he likes him, and they start dating🥺 thank you !!

Hello! im so sorry for the wait I hope you enjoy this. I never said I write for the MCU but I'm actually a huge fan so maybe I should make a proper list. Anyway, thank you so much for requesting I hope you have a good day/night💛💛

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Homophobia ; Thor Odinson

Requested?: Yes, “can you do a thor x reader? maybe thor is like totally confused about the fact homophobia is so rampant on earth bc it’s normal as Asgard? plus he has been with a man once or twice. this gives reader courage to tell thor he likes him, and they start dating🥺 thank you !!” Pairing: Thor Odinson x Male Reader Word Count: 1,005 A/N: There is a homophobic slur used in the first paragraph but the rest of the one shot has no specifics.

Y/N had a secret. Although it wasn't as big as Peters, they still bonded over sharing a secret that stopped them from being themselves. Y/N didn't like to call it a secret as he wasn't trying to hide it, it was mainly a 'don’t ask and I won’t tell' kind of ordeal. However, that didn't stop him from flinching in the streets when a teenager would yell out the word "faggot." Y/N was relatively young compared to the rest of the avengers so he never really befriended any of the members especially Steve and Bucky, call it prejudice but Y/N would rather keep his feelings safe. He didn't interact with any of them except for Thor.

Interact would be a stretch. Y/N didn't speak much except for a simple "Hello", "Thank you" and "Goodbye." At first Y/N was slightly weirded out by the flowers and little cute trinkets Thor would give him but eventually he guessed Thor did this to all the members and it was some Asgardian norm like throwing a cup when you wanted more. Little by little Y/N opened up to Thor and began giving gifts in return which excited Thor to no end, even though it confused the smaller boy he was happy to see Thor so happy.

Thor was always so happy and cheerful around Y/N, so to say seeing Thor so short and bitter was an understatement. It was just a normal bonding session that Stark made them all do, at first it was for a laugh but as the sessions became more frequent he found himself enjoying them, so this is what lead Y/N to be seated in the kitchen while the rest of the group were sat in the common room. "So," Stark began with a smirk which never meant anything good, "I heard a rumour that our lovely cyborg and star-spangled man with a plan are getting dirty in the sheets." Bucky smiled at that while Steve scoffed, "We are not doing anything like that, we are not and would not date each other I can promise you that Stark. We’ve always just been best friends." Y/N swallowed thickly and looked down at his hands which were slightly shaking, from where they were seated Y/N heard Nat say something about being homophobic which caused his stomach to drop and dread to fill its empty space.

"What is homophobic?" Thor asked, Y/Ns head shot up as he looked at Thor with disbelief, before he could register any thoughts Y/N blurted out, "It’s what we call people who hate anyone who loves the same gender in anyway." All eyes turned to look at him, quickly closing his mouth Y/N looked down at his hands again and hoped no one noticed the shakiness in his voice. "That's a stupid mortal thing then I guess." Everyone turned to look at Thor this time which prompted him to carry on, "well you see in Asgard we believe that love transcends a physical body, it's what the soul feels not the brain." Y/N smiled to himself slightly, maybe he should have been a god he thought. "I've had a few male lovers, they were great." Wait what? Y/Ns body jerked so hard he came off his chair and landed on his knees with a crack.

Y/N groaned in pain and clutched his knee as the team surrounded him. "Hey FRI check him over please." Y/N waved him off and slowly got to his feet making sure he hadn't broken his knee in the fall, when he felt ready he took a step towards his room but his knee buckled and caused him to fall, if it weren't for Thor catching him and hoisting Y/N up into a bridal style carry. Y/N could feel his face heat up as he tried to push the god away with not much luck. "Take him to bed will you sparky?" Tony asked while patting his friend on the back. The smaller boy began to protest but Thor was already walking them to Y/Ns room.

"You're hurt, I have to look after you."

"I'm not hurt."

"Yes, you are. Your knee gave out under the pressure."

Silence fell between them as Y/N pouted. "Do you miss them? Your partners I mean."

Thor sighed, "Sometimes, but I know I can always find them in my dreams and who’s to say they haven't been reincarnated into another being."

"I thought you lot believed in Valhalla and Hel."

"We do, but I like the idea of someone I love living a new life when they die instead of being lost to the expanse of the galaxy."

Y/N liked the sound of that, as they neared his room he sighed and snuggled further into Thors arms before realising what he had done and jumped. As Y/N began to apologise Thor squeezed him a bit tighter, "I wish you knew Asgardian rituals." Y/N looked up to see him staring straight ahead but with a hint of sadness in his eyes. "What kind of Asgardian rituals?"  Y/N asked, as Thor looked down, he smiled, "A courtship ritual."

Silence fell upon them again as Y/Ns mind raced a mile a minute he didn’t even realise they were at his room until he felt his back rest on the hardwood door. He thought back to all the gifts Thor had given him and how he gave some in return and that was why Thor always looks so happy parading around with a present Y/N gave him. As Y/N watched the tall figure retreat down the hall he shouted, "Wait, wait Thor. I think I like you." Y/N ran, ignoring the pain, and leaped into the muscular build when he turned around, Thor caught him and wrapped his arms around Y/Ns waist as Y/N wrapped his legs around his hips and pressed his face against Thors shoulder. Y/N could feel the gods laugh rumble against his chest and felt a hand pet the back of his hair. "I like you too Y/N" Thor said giving Y/N a soft kiss on his shoulder.

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I totally recommend Got7 and The Rose. Can I request Day6's Jae trying to plan something big and special for his boyfriend's birthday but the boyfriend forgot his own birthday while preparing for Jae’s birthday which is the next day.

Hello, I’m sorry I took so long to write this but thank you so much for the request and I listen to The Rose sometimes my favourite song has to be ‘Sorry’ whats yours if you have one? I hope you have a good day/night💛💛