[malewifenothing]

malewifepatrick -> malewifenothing

[bobdylanyaoi]

tumblr mutual Tell me about this man's personal life

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[gaygoatshane]

[thunderon]

first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

[monster2001]

True but I don’t agree

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[scaryselfship]

[crabussy]

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

[crabussy]

like seriously. seriously. "oh I just want my shirt to stay tucked in and my socks to stay up" riiiiiiight.

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[darbydraws]

I have to make more art for fun or I'll disintegrate X

[segamascott]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[harlith]

[malewifenothing]

Waterparks always doing some bullshit

[targetedknowledge]