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[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[dragongirlsweetie]

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

[anik]

i love this guy

[oneheadtoanother]

[targetedknowledge]

[nebulashepard-deactivated202605]

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

[sapphling]

transgender deadname on mutual aid venmo ignorance pact. i do not see it

[lesbi-nyan]

[viennanausea]

CAN WE ALL PLEASY JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

Listening to Dive

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[road0flife]

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 

that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

[ID: screenshot of two Tumblr tags. The first reads, “well of course they haven’t had pasta”, and the second reads “not since the ban on wheat and wheat byproducts.” End ID.]

dont be funnier than me on my own post

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....