Alice is not in wonderland

[malice-with-alice]

HEY GUYS! My name's Alice Tallis. My roomie Iz ( @izivorywoods ) said I should just make my own blog instead of posting things on hers- and guess what? I'm taking her advice!

Anyways a little about me:

I make great life choices, LOVE THE COLOUR RED, majoring in computer engineering at Gotham uni, in a band, hate Gotham but I love it, raised in the alleyy, 21 years of age.

//ooc:

Hey guys, mun here. The mun who runs @izivorywoods said I should get into rping- so I am.

SOME RULES: all interactions are loved- but please keep it sfw. Be cool, and we're cool. You can interact through asks, reblogs, etc.

Anyways, hope you like my blog!

[malice-with-alice]

Now, be it known that I do not use cigarettes.

But, by God, if ONE MORE PERSON throws glitter at me it'll be my 13th reason.

[ihavethegalltodoit]

wait- pause.

What do cigarettes have to do with this??

[malice-with-alice]

Long story!

[arkhams-bloodied-knight]

'ello! What's your favourite colour?

( @malice-with-alice )

"Hm." Knight pauses, thinking for a moment under the visor. "Orange."

[malice-with-alice]

OOO fun! I love orange!

I dunno why some people don' like it.

[arkhams-bloodied-knight]

" To each their own, even with colour."

[malice-with-alice]

True facts!

[arkhams-bloodied-knight]

'ello! What's your favourite colour?

( @malice-with-alice )

"Hm." Knight pauses, thinking for a moment under the visor. "Orange."

[malice-with-alice]

OOO fun! I love orange!

I dunno why some people don' like it.

[malice-with-alice]

Now, be it known that I do not use cigarettes.

But, by God, if ONE MORE PERSON throws glitter at me it'll be my 13th reason.

[gothamroofdweller]

Awh :(

[malice-with-alice]

😭😭

It was u wasn't it?

[totally-not-tim-drake]

Trade opportunity. You tell me a fun fact- and I tell you a fun fact.

Pros: It lets me random fact information dump. You too get to random fact information dump. I learn a maybe new fact.

Cons: None. Don't overthink it.

[malice-with-alice]

I'm an orphan! My parents died a brutal death!

What's your fun fact?

[malice-with-alice]

Life advice with Alice:

If you don't know why something does something (e.g. how a car engine works) and someone asks you, just answer 'the little creatures'.

[marthahajo]

That is the only correct answer

[malice-with-alice]

Don't I know it!

[arkhams-knighted]

Fever is still going strong. I'm not going to be patrolling today, either, it seems.

[malice-with-alice]

YOU HAVE A FEVER?!

Omg wait gimme like 5 minutes-

[arkhams-knighted]

What are you doing? It's fine.

[malice-with-alice]

Nothingggg.

I may actually need 10 minutes tho.

(It's taking a while to get here)

I don't f*cking care if it's fine, I do this for every stranger I meet.

[arkhams-knighted]

Uh. Can I say I don't need a stranger coming to my place?

[malice-with-alice]

You can say! Anyways, don't worry! Sorry if I confused you, I'm not gonna come over to your house or anything!

Despite popular belief, I do understand the concept of ✨boundaries✨

[arkhams-knighted]

Alright.. thanks.

[malice-with-alice]

Anyyy minute now

[arkhams-knighted]

Wow. You did not need to get me all of that.

[malice-with-alice]

I did tho.

It's fine, my guy for this stuff had it on hand!

[malice-with-alice]

Life advice with Alice:

If you don't know why something does something (e.g. how a car engine works) and someone asks you, just answer 'the little creatures'.

[arkhams-knighted]

Fever is still going strong. I'm not going to be patrolling today, either, it seems.

[malice-with-alice]

YOU HAVE A FEVER?!

Omg wait gimme like 5 minutes-

[arkhams-knighted]

What are you doing? It's fine.

[malice-with-alice]

Nothingggg.

I may actually need 10 minutes tho.

(It's taking a while to get here)

I don't f*cking care if it's fine, I do this for every stranger I meet.

[arkhams-knighted]

Uh. Can I say I don't need a stranger coming to my place?

[malice-with-alice]

You can say! Anyways, don't worry! Sorry if I confused you, I'm not gonna come over to your house or anything!

Despite popular belief, I do understand the concept of ✨boundaries✨

[arkhams-knighted]

Alright.. thanks.

[malice-with-alice]

Anyyy minute now

[malice-with-alice]

Now, be it known that I do not use cigarettes.

But, by God, if ONE MORE PERSON throws glitter at me it'll be my 13th reason.

[malice-with-alice]

Can someone tell Dave from my coding class to shut the f*ck up.

Like I don't care that you're daddy is "The most impressive financial advisor in Gotham" or some crap, if you're so freaking cool why're ya' failing this class? HUH DAVE?

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Oh my god Dave???

[malice-with-alice]

You know dave??

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

I was in a public speaking class with him

He hit on me until Kai pretended we were dating to scare him off

[malice-with-alice]

omg that's such a dave thing to do.

Ugh he sucks, right?

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Literally the worst 😭😭😭😭

[malice-with-alice]

I literally don't understand how he can just walk around being such an ass.

[arkhams-knighted]

Fever is still going strong. I'm not going to be patrolling today, either, it seems.

[malice-with-alice]

YOU HAVE A FEVER?!

Omg wait gimme like 5 minutes-

[arkhams-knighted]

What are you doing? It's fine.

[malice-with-alice]

Nothingggg.

I may actually need 10 minutes tho.

(It's taking a while to get here)

I don't f*cking care if it's fine, I do this for every stranger I meet.

[arkhams-knighted]

Uh. Can I say I don't need a stranger coming to my place?

[malice-with-alice]

You can say! Anyways, don't worry! Sorry if I confused you, I'm not gonna come over to your house or anything!

Despite popular belief, I do understand the concept of ✨boundaries✨

[arkhams-knighted]

Fever is still going strong. I'm not going to be patrolling today, either, it seems.

[malice-with-alice]

YOU HAVE A FEVER?!

Omg wait gimme like 5 minutes-

[arkhams-knighted]

What are you doing? It's fine.

[malice-with-alice]

Nothingggg.

I may actually need 10 minutes tho.

(It's taking a while to get here)

I don't f*cking care if it's "fine", I do this for every stranger I meet.

[malice-with-alice]

Can someone tell Dave from my coding class to shut the f*ck up.

Like I don't care that you're daddy is "The most impressive financial advisor in Gotham" or some crap, if you're so freaking cool why're ya' failing this class? HUH DAVE?

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Oh my god Dave???

[malice-with-alice]

You know dave??

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

I was in a public speaking class with him

He hit on me until Kai pretended we were dating to scare him off

[malice-with-alice]

omg that's such a dave thing to do.

Ugh he sucks, right?

[malice-with-alice]

//I'm so bored. Can people just start sending me random asks?

[lydialarkatgothampark]

You ever look into the eyes of that pigeon who keeps eyeing your food and just accept defeat and the fact that no amount of hope can ever save you from your eventual erasure from this world and the fact that everything you've ever worked for will eventually be forgotten and the best outcome is that the things you make outlive you and maybe there isn't a best outcome but maybe that's ok because oblivion doesn't seem all that bad?

Because I did that today- 10/10 would recommend :D

[malice-with-alice]

I feel this so so deeply.