Are You Ready For the Perfect Storm?

"I'm not good with advice... may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" -Chandler Bing, "Friends"

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[goredviscera]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[frnkieropartydad-deactivated201]

good morning its october and im now officially unhinged and unstoppable

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

me before i go into a restaurant: okay i’m not gonna fill up on bread sticks this time

me the second we’re inside and i smell bread sticks:

[dailymarvelheroes]

x

[spicycaps]

Moulin Rouge! (2001) Dir. Baz Lurhmann

[aborddelimpala]

Sam Winchester Challenge • 2/30 •  Favorite Sam centric episode

⇢ Bad Day At Black Rock 

[madeline-kahn]

Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde Eighth Grade (2018) dir. Bo Burnham Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig The Edge of Seventeen (2016) dir. Kelly Fremon Craig

[davids-harbour]

“You know, government isn’t just a boys’ club anymore. Women are everywhere. It’s a great time to be a woman in politics: Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi. You know, I like to tell people, you know, get on board and buckle up because my ride’s going to be a big one, and if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees because Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one.“

Parks and Recreation premiered 10 years ago today, April 9, 2009

[ey-b0ss420]

[thefuzzydave]

howdy

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[stenchy-wench]

so apparently John Mulaney was Aesop in 500 B.C

[baumguy]

John Mulaney being the modern form of the immortal Aesop isn’t a take I expected, but it’s a take I can get behind.

[yolonists]

person: what don’t you like about yourself?

me:

[sansgod]

okay girls let’s go to therapy

[henryclervals]

GOD 2000s emo just invented music….. i write sins? miss murder? american idiot? the bird and the worm? my immortal?? i miss you? this ain’t a scene?? radio? welcome to the black parade?? the entire existence of cobra starship??? the drama!! the panache?!! the artistic brilliance?? mozart whom!!

[maljoylove13]

WHOM 

[hayaomiyazaki]

if any part of you is conflicted about watching schitt’s creek let this clip cure you and set you on your destined path