Suprise Bitches I’m Back

28 • creator • they/them preferred however other pronouns are cool. Welcome to my blog where I reblog or post whatever. Raqagon aōha umbagon.

[mallownose]

You know what amuses me the amount of people who still reblog a lot of my popular warrior cat posts. Those posts are from ages ago and it tickles me that folks still enjoy them.

I love you guys, keep on doing y’all ♥️🫶

[morphomeek]

[candicoated]

Bugs when you lift a rock.

[butchfemmeculture]

[arbitriumart]

I’m actually going to throw up from this cuteness.

[discount-supervillain]

[tendie-defender]

[yuumei-art]

I was really excited to work on the broom shop painting but my hand started hurting from the repetitive strain injury. This happens pretty often, and when it does, I like to switch from SAI on my desktop tablet to Procreate on my iPad. The change in posture between these two methods lessens the hand pain.

I don't like to make big details paintings on a tiny iPad screen so for now I'm jotting down my broom ideas for the shop :D So far we have Celestial Oak, Spying Aspen, and Heathland Shroom. What other brooms would you like to see?

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[lemonsharks]

“How would a chicken wear pants?”

- Richard Beale, 1784

[vbartilucci]

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

[mellifexfarm]

[evilponds]

oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

[bloodyethanol]

[jett-yyh]

[marianagothic]

Hellboy: Into the Silent Sea

[ranticore]

i've been dead in a river for the past few days and this is the only thing i've drawn all week.. another weird shortwing x landstrider harpy hybrid, this one's name is Legs

[mallownose]

Just a bunch of doodles I did at work today

[mallownose]

So these two cats right here, Spottedspots & Lightningnight cannot stop having kits. Every single month they are popping large amounts of kits. 😭😭😭 My clan isn’t even in desperate need of more kits, vast majority of the clan is kits at this point because my clan literally adopts every single parent with kits & orphans they come across.

[mallownose]

Holy smokes Batman, there’s so many kits that you need to scroll down.

I’m drowning in kits y’all save me.

[mallownose]

Shoutout to Flurryneedle because she decided to also have kits. These cats can’t stop fucking. We’re overrun here. Probably should at this point rename the clan to BabyClan.

[mallownose]

Other clan gen notes:

-Lionstar & Vida both had kits, m preg in my warrior cat clan more likely than you think!

-I lost another med cat, that brings the total to 3 dead medicine cats. How did that one die you may ask, let me tell you. It starts with this:

Now, tumblr user mallownose which cat was the medicine cat, I’ll tell you who, Alice. Yes, the cat that was murdered in some love triangle gone wrong was the medicine cat. So at first I was setting Alice & Lakeclaw up be together because that was the only cat Lakeclaw seemed to like. I thought they would be cute together. Then couple moons past and this loner shows up & joins the clan & gets named Murkflower. Murkflower doesn’t like either Alice or Lakeclaw or so I thought. I find very suspicious that coincidentally Lakeclaw got over her’s mate death at the same time Murkflower had kits. By the way like the vengeful god I am I killed Murkflower.

Rest in piss, asshole

Alice my sweet baby you deserve so much better. Again fuck Murkflower for being transphobic & homophobic.

-As for the medicine cat problem no worries I fixed that I now have 3 three of those now. Mottledbee, Weedhaze, & Daisyback! Surely they’ll work well as a team, right? Right….

Uh well

[mallownose]

Bad news guys the deputy died of yellow cough despite, at the time being, 2 medicine cats & an apprentice. Also tragically the leader’s adoptive daughter, Sunberry, died too just as she was made a warrior. I imagine Lionstar did this as her dying wish.

“Hey Weedhaze, do you know where all the catmint is? Ripplesplash is sick!” -one of the other med cats at some point.

Also who is the deputy now? Milklilac, also she went next month to have another litter of kits with another unknown cat.