Thaumaturge

25 🫪• Witchzard • German • Confused, Infused and Obtused • I'm fond of unicorns, vampires, the earth and the sky

[franksaidso]

anybody else feel like this all the time

[applemelodies]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[threedollarsdotcom]

theye turning our beautiful untamped jungle into a beautifuler parking lot connected to an office complex so that miserable whelps can withdraw 81 dollars to buy a single five guys burger

[einarbaldvin]

Comet. Ink on paper animation.

[heavensghost]

Words from Clarice Lispector in The Hour of the Star

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[mqfx]

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[cilantrhoes]

[when-november-ends]

pet peeve is such a strange word. what the fuck is a peeve and why am i keeping it as a pet

[childofpasithea]

Peeve is an annoying thing, but I've no idea why it's a pet. Maybe because it's small? Pet = little and/or insignificant?

[when-november-ends]

thank you linguistic side of tumblr

[official-lauchzwiebel]

es regnet einfach.... [turns mysteriously Elternteil-shaped] Das hat die Natur gebraucht. 😃

[fairycosmos]

The problem with being a 2000s child is that I thought life was gonna be so fun because every single song made was about being in the club or at a party or having fun and I remember my parents always being out but now I’m like… i can’t afford that and it’s not fun

like u pay 20 pounds a drink to get vaguely sexually assaulted and the dj doesnt even play the black eyed peas unless its a throwback night. whatever!!!

[terradni]

[longseasons]

when your coffee tastes good today and you start thinking god has forgiven you