Mally's Fish n' Chips...?

[mallythemillipede]

HELLO!!! Welcome to Mally's Fish n' Chips! Mally would be me! Hehehe! What could I possibly get ya?

<this is and rp blog for my Swap Au, where some are swapped, and others get replaced by completely new characters like Mally here! I hop you enjoy asking her anything!>

[the-fierybeast]

???: woah... GIANT FURNACE! Oh- you have a stain on you

<the person starts cleaning up the stain, not knowing what danger they are in>

- @mallythemillipede

[ it sparked, the crackle of its flames dwindled in size but kept rising slowly feeling its side being scrubbed ]

[ Rust and ash stuck on its metal mass crumbled and fell like fresh ash into the sewer water below. ]

[ Furnace jets a steam! Likely a sign it's waking up in some form of way. Running on 25 pieces of coal ]

" WHO DARES TOUCHES THE GREAT BEAST?! "

[ It's supposed eye holes flickered, it's non existent pupils looking around the area it doesn't hear or see Lazarus so it was visibly more vicious. ]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: oh- hello!!!! I'm Mally! You just had a stain on you, so I was cleaning it for you!

[the-fierybeast]

[ It let out a short jet of steam again and glared. It's pipes rattling irritated and abit bewildered someone would come down here let alone not be it's maintenance worker ]

" BE AFRAID ALL YE WHO ENTER. AS I AM NOT KIND. AND WILL NOT BE TO YOU. "

[ Furnace belches a great flame! ]

[ It did miss but clearly sent the message it doesn't like anyone but the apartment buildings matinence group. ]

[ it grumbled it's riding body temp frying a stray tick off of its body. ]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: EEP! *scuttles out of there quickly*

[the-fierybeast]

???: woah... GIANT FURNACE! Oh- you have a stain on you

<the person starts cleaning up the stain, not knowing what danger they are in>

- @mallythemillipede

[ it sparked, the crackle of its flames dwindled in size but kept rising slowly feeling its side being scrubbed ]

[ Rust and ash stuck on its metal mass crumbled and fell like fresh ash into the sewer water below. ]

[ Furnace jets a steam! Likely a sign it's waking up in some form of way. Running on 25 pieces of coal ]

" WHO DARES TOUCHES THE GREAT BEAST?! "

[ It's supposed eye holes flickered, it's non existent pupils looking around the area it doesn't hear or see Lazarus so it was visibly more vicious. ]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: oh- hello!!!! I'm Mally! You just had a stain on you, so I was cleaning it for you!

[spidercam21]

???: wha- uh, um... hello...?

<a person wearing a cloak, missing their left arm, approaches you, confused>

???: who are you...?

- @just-thelyle

(Ooc: HERE COMES THE CONFUSION >:D)

O-Oh uh- h-hi. I'm Lyle.

[just-thelyle]

Lyle: wha.... but.... IM Lyle.... HUH?

[spidercam21]

A-Are you another clone-? I- H-How- You're still human??

[mallythemillipede]

Lyle: wh- am I SUPPOSED to be a spider thing? I mean, there's already a person I know like that... and they keep... stalking me.... it's concerning... he said his name was Sam tho-

(Ooc: in my Swap Au, Sam and Lyle are swapped)

[involuntary-aggression]

???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!

<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>

???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!

- @whimsicalfred

Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...

Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[whimsicalfred]

???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[

<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy

Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair

<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>

<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>

Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]

[involuntary-aggression]

Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...

Fred tries to back up a little.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

[whimsicalfred]

Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe

<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>

<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>

Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe

[involuntary-aggression]

Sorry again-

At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?

Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]

[whimsicalfred]

Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...

<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>

<excellent hit!>

<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>

Whimsical Fred: oops-

[involuntary-aggression]

I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]

[whimsicalfred]

Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left

<Whimsical Fred bites himself>

<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>

[involuntary-aggression]

I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...

What about you? Are you alright?

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]

[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]

[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]

[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>

Whimsical Fred: ...

<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>

Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[

[involuntary-aggression]

Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*

Hey, wha-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??

[mallythemillipede]

That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn

Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]

[involuntary-aggression]

Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>

[involuntary-aggression]

Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.

He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.

I'm so sorry! I can't help it-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally slowly holds up a shaky thumbs up>

It's ok....!

<then falls to the ground with a small grunt>

[involuntary-aggression]

He should. Try to fix this, right? Yeah. Um.

You should- you should go and see B-Bright Fred. I think he can heal people. He's... in one of the storerooms, I think? On the other side of the apartment...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]

[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: where is he...?

[involuntary-aggression]

Lemme think... I think the east storeroom? It branches off from the entryway, I think. I h-haven't really been over there myself, unfortunately, but I do think he's close to the entrance...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Canvas 1 took 20 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 6 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 20 damage!]

[Canvas 2 took 20 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: Ok...

<she scurries off to find Bright Fred>

[involuntary-aggression]

Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*

Hey, wha-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??

[mallythemillipede]

That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn

Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]

[involuntary-aggression]

Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>

[involuntary-aggression]

Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.

He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.

I'm so sorry! I can't help it-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally slowly holds up a shaky thumbs up>

It's ok....!

<then falls to the ground with a small grunt>

[involuntary-aggression]

He should. Try to fix this, right? Yeah. Um.

You should- you should go and see B-Bright Fred. I think he can heal people. He's... in one of the storerooms, I think? On the other side of the apartment...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]

[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: where is he...?

[involuntary-aggression]

Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*

Hey, wha-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??

[mallythemillipede]

That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn

Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]

[involuntary-aggression]

Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>

[involuntary-aggression]

Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.

He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.

I'm so sorry! I can't help it-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally slowly holds up a shaky thumbs up>

It's ok....!

<then falls to the ground with a small grunt>

[mallythemillipede]

interesting, you seem to come from yet another alternate reality... I wonder how things are there?

here, we have Mutt's fish and chips, up in Montreal, where various cursed people hang out as the visitor rests outside endlessly.

do you have any details to offer that may be different here?

.... Mutt...? He's... alive in your universe..?

<she starts laughing, thinking it's a joke>

HE ISNT ALIVE HERE! HE'S GONE! Anyways, this is Mally's Fish n' Chips here! It's mine! There's this one guy who comes by often to buy stuff, I think his name was Lyle.... he also had these other three people, a little girl with some teeth growing on her face, she still has one of her eyes intact luckily, then there was a little boy with a slingshot, and, uh... this guy with a mask and... some sorta knife I think? He was wearing a hood too... and was tall, but I guess that just means we have plenty of differences in our universes

[a-real-fungus]

???: woah.... are you supposed to be a Mushroom of some sort?

(The person speaking must've looked outside, they look similar to a millipede)

???: I wonder what ya taste like.... oh well, I'll save that for another day

(The person then proceeds to keep eye contact for prolonged time, which is quite... threatening)

Mally: anyways, I'm Mally, you?

- @mallythemillipede

For your information, I'm poisonous. Don't bother trying to eat me.

The name's Phillippe.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: OOOOO, POISONOUS? Such a BEAUTIFUL work nature has done to you!

<she proceeds to boop Phillippe on the nose>

Mally: Nice to meet you Phillippe!

[a-real-fungus]

Uh. Okay. Good to meet you too, I guess.

...What do you want? If you need something, why not for Sam to get back? He LOOOOVES helping people.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: nah, not really feeling it, don't need Sam, I only see him as a pretty poor customer, and by poor I mean lack of money, but just, uhhh... have you... also heard the strange tire screeching coming from the parking lot? ... And the strangely loud rock music coming from there too? I'm pretty sure Sam went down there.... we may need to check on him...

(Ooc: if you haven't caught the hint already, she's basically saying she can hear Hellride from her shop)

@a-real-fungus

[a-real-fungus]

Rock music?? I swear we killed that damned car. Anyway, he'll be fiiiine. If you're so worried, why don't you go find him yourself? I don't care about him.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: well, your coming with me, cmon

<she starts dragging Phillippe to the parking lot, which feels like a death sentence if that car really is still down there>

[involuntary-aggression]

Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*

Hey, wha-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??

[mallythemillipede]

That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn

Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]

[involuntary-aggression]

Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but completely loses control!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 10 damage!]

[Mally took 30 damage!]

[mallythemillipede]

<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>

[involuntary-aggression]

Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*

Hey, wha-

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but fails!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

[Anon took 6 damage!]

Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??

[mallythemillipede]

That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn

Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]

[a-real-fungus]

???: woah.... are you supposed to be a Mushroom of some sort?

(The person speaking must've looked outside, they look similar to a millipede)

???: I wonder what ya taste like.... oh well, I'll save that for another day

(The person then proceeds to keep eye contact for prolonged time, which is quite... threatening)

Mally: anyways, I'm Mally, you?

- @mallythemillipede

For your information, I'm poisonous. Don't bother trying to eat me.

The name's Phillippe.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: OOOOO, POISONOUS? Such a BEAUTIFUL work nature has done to you!

<she proceeds to boop Phillippe on the nose>

Mally: Nice to meet you Phillippe!

[a-real-fungus]

Uh. Okay. Good to meet you too, I guess.

...What do you want? If you need something, why not for Sam to get back? He LOOOOVES helping people.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: nah, not really feeling it, don't need Sam, I only see him as a pretty poor customer, and by poor I mean lack of money, but just, uhhh... have you... also heard the strange tire screeching coming from the parking lot? ... And the strangely loud rock music coming from there too? I'm pretty sure Sam went down there.... we may need to check on him...

(Ooc: if you haven't caught the hint already, she's basically saying she can hear Hellride from her shop)

@a-real-fungus

[a-real-fungus]

???: woah.... are you supposed to be a Mushroom of some sort?

(The person speaking must've looked outside, they look similar to a millipede)

???: I wonder what ya taste like.... oh well, I'll save that for another day

(The person then proceeds to keep eye contact for prolonged time, which is quite... threatening)

Mally: anyways, I'm Mally, you?

- @mallythemillipede

For your information, I'm poisonous. Don't bother trying to eat me.

The name's Phillippe.

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: OOOOO, POISONOUS? Such a BEAUTIFUL work nature has done to you!

<she proceeds to boop Phillippe on the nose>

Mally: Nice to meet you Phillippe!

[sams-home-33]

(There's a knock at the door, along with faint scuttering, looking through the peep hole, you see see someone trying to look through it themselves, seemingly confused)

Hey! Anyone there? I got items I wanna sell! I need to get rid of them anyways! Open up pleeeeeaasseee...?

- @mallythemillipede

*blink blink.... Uh-*

*he takes a moment to think about it, but decides to reluctantly open the door!*

H-hello...? I don't have much money but. . .

[mallythemillipede]

???: AH! HELLO!

<They.... are infected... but... friendly...? They look like they're half Millipede>

Mally: I am Mally! Proud owner of Mally's Fish n Chips! Unfortunately somebody took my stand, so... I guess I might as well find someone to give this stuff too *holds up some items with my multiple arms* go ahead and choose, I'll tell you the prices! Also, I'm feeling quite generous today, so I might even give ya one of these for free if I wanna!

(Ooc: you may choose what items she has)

[sams-home-33]

Ouh-! Uhh- okay....

*a med kit, some gloves, and a chocy bar-*

Uhh.... Can I get the Medikit and the gloves?

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: GLADLY! Hmmm, the gloves are 15$ the medkit will be.... 20$... you... do have enough for both, right?

[sams-home-33]

Oh uh- yeah!! I have enough. . .

*he gently takes the gloves and medkit*

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: great! Y'know what? Take this too!

*proceeds to give a FREAKING CHAINSAW* ok! Bye bye!

<she then scuttles off VERY quickly>

[mallythemillipede]

" BUG...."

YES! IM A BUG! HEHEHE! You turned me into this, Visitor! And you know that!

[sams-home-33]

(There's a knock at the door, along with faint scuttering, looking through the peep hole, you see see someone trying to look through it themselves, seemingly confused)

Hey! Anyone there? I got items I wanna sell! I need to get rid of them anyways! Open up pleeeeeaasseee...?

- @mallythemillipede

*blink blink.... Uh-*

*he takes a moment to think about it, but decides to reluctantly open the door!*

H-hello...? I don't have much money but. . .

[mallythemillipede]

???: AH! HELLO!

<They.... are infected... but... friendly...? They look like they're half Millipede>

Mally: I am Mally! Proud owner of Mally's Fish n Chips! Unfortunately somebody took my stand, so... I guess I might as well find someone to give this stuff too *holds up some items with my multiple arms* go ahead and choose, I'll tell you the prices! Also, I'm feeling quite generous today, so I might even give ya one of these for free if I wanna!

(Ooc: you may choose what items she has)

[sams-home-33]

Ouh-! Uhh- okay....

*a med kit, some gloves, and a chocy bar-*

Uhh.... Can I get the Medikit and the gloves?

[mallythemillipede]

Mally: GLADLY! Hmmm, the gloves are 15$ the medkit will be.... 20$... you... do have enough for both, right?