AHAHAHAHA!!! HELLO INTERNET! I AM WHIMSICAL FRED! TOTALLY THE REAL ONE! TRUST ME! ASK ME ANYTHING!!
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@whimsicalfred
AHAHAHAHA!!! HELLO INTERNET! I AM WHIMSICAL FRED! TOTALLY THE REAL ONE! TRUST ME! ASK ME ANYTHING!!
Woag
-woagman
Woag hehehe :]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>
Whimsical Fred: ...
<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>
Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[
OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-
I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.
Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he slowly starts reforming, but still sobbing>
Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!
<then he runs off>
... well that doesn't sound good. Man...
Too late now to do anything about it, though. Fred sighs and starts looking around for some bandages.
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he then slowly starts coming back, holding a medkit>
Whimsical Fred: sorry... I overreacted... here, let me just...
<starts healing Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites recovered all their hp>
<Fred Who Bites is no longer bleeding>
Whimsical Fred: there
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>
Whimsical Fred: ...
<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>
Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[
OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-
I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.
Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he slowly starts reforming, but still sobbing>
Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!
<then he runs off>
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]