The Green Gobbler

Lord of the Frogs 26•He/Him•USA

[bugshroom]

cats are little household celebrities

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[sparrow-va]

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

[redstonedust]

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[pangur-and-grim]

every now and then I remember some particularly horny detail from the book and have to collapse to the ground in shame. listen.....if you were a guy in a castle and there was like.....a morally questionable mad sorcerer.......like you'd do anything possible to get it. right??? like that's a crazy situation. that's so ideal. it's not my fault that I wrote it, that's literally just what would happen.

[pangur-and-grim]

now that the book is out, I'm baffled by some of the reviews that go "um, this thing in the story only happened because of kink...." like yes of COURSE! OF COURSE! how do you think someone writes a book in a month? I was panting like a god damn dog at that keyboard

[malnutrition-martian]

Cannot overstate how much I LOVE that greer now seems unable to stop sharing details after so long of not being able to

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[everythingfox]

They have accepted their fates

[jamieaiken919]

The Creeping Terror (1964) [colorized]

[biorante]

[only-cat-memes]

[javert]

here is the thing about steel. and this is a lesson i have learned the hard way. every so often you will decide a grade of steel is your favorite grade of steel. sometimes it's a superalloy and sometimes it's just something regular that you can buy at any vendor ever. and you will put that grade of steel in everything and think your life is hunky dory. and then suddenly someone will discover that your pet grade of steel has some obscure esoteric little problem with it that fucks up your whole day [ie it's way more brittle than you expected, or it becomes magnetic when welded. etc.]. so you freak out and run crying into the arms of another grade of steel, and this one is like shhhh baby don't worry you can trust me i'll never betray you like that. but believe me. they all will. every last one of them.

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[vaspider]

Okay but the best part of this is that this is an exhibition of corvid behavior called "companion calling." A lot of the time when you hear crows in different areas around you cawing, what they're essentially saying is "hi! I'm over here and I'm okay! How are you?" Or perhaps a little like "MARCO!" to prompt their friends to reply "POLO!"

If one of the crow family that nests across the street from my house companion calls for the others and doesn't get a reply, it will fly off towards the last place it heard from them in order to go find its family.

It really is just them saying, "You all right, love? I'm all right," and people do the same thing, so this crow is literally just adapting their companion calls to the others around them.

[homobeast]

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

[hymen-restoration-project]

What the fuck was I googling last night

[catasters]

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[bunjywunjy]

creature of all time

[pukicho]

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

[shrimpysstuff]

then why say it

[pukicho]

I speak as I breathe: passively and without active thought.

[shrimpysstuff]

clearly

[pukicho]

Activating manual-thought mode. Hey go fuck yourself.