shrimpy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNOBLADE!!

gorebonk

Whatever

x-bee-x

Aimseytv, listen, I mean this in the most respectful way possible I swear, but my god, I am way too fucking queer for your roleplay sometimes.

aimseytv

biggest compliment i’ve ever had

#conversation between two freshman i overheard

biggest 😭

“death is inevitable”

“ so is life”

“but what if i kill myself?”

“you’ll still have lived”

stay strong you beautiful dreamer. you have nothing to lose but your chains.

#night in the woods

#yeah i’d get alcohol poisoning

i will now be replaying nitw tonight so thanks for that

of couuuurse just my wooonderful influence

cant believe my underage drinking is w my 15yr old friend watching hamilton after apush

ik ur being fr but this genuinely reads as a scene from nitw (the tags too)

we are mae borowski we carry the flame

#it was the are we cringe anthony that sealed the deal #you could’ve told me that was a line from the game and i would’ve believed you

😭

cant believe my underage drinking is w my 15yr old friend watching hamilton after apush

ik ur being fr but this genuinely reads as a scene from nitw (the tags too)

can u look at my most recent post i find it his interaction so funny and have no one to show it to

local tumblr user says things, world shocked.

i don’t follow 😭

ammnontet

calvinists-and-hobbesians

“it’s never luck it’s always god” yeah right. how do you know it wasn’t me? that penny you found? yeah that’s right i turned it heads up.

maybe god doesn't love you as much but i have been finding quarters on the ground ALL DAY. not pennies, not nickels, quarters every time. and every time they have the same year on them and the same shine. i might have a hole in my pocket

..check my other reblog

in my english class, i sit with my back facing the door. a couple days ago, someone knocked and the boy across from me slid down to where only his eyes were visible. I live in the US. I know why he did this, but i ask anyways.

“What are you doing?”

“Do you ever think that the person on the other side of the door is a shooter?”

Yeah, every time. But I didn’t think you were going to say it.

“it’s never luck it’s always god” yeah right. how do you know it wasn’t me? that penny you found? yeah that’s right i turned it heads up.

and you know what i’ll do it again. we’re talking quarters. maybe even dollar coins. who knows? you’re gonna hope it was god when i’m done

“it’s never luck it’s always god” yeah right. how do you know it wasn’t me? that penny you found? yeah that’s right i turned it heads up.

#religion #god #atheist

sigh my parents are listening to the Israeli propaganda audiobook again.

the what 😭

it's a spy thriller but like there's a subplot that is very obviously just propaganda. like an exact quote is "Israel has always been under siege by it's Arab neighbours. Since the time of Eden the Jews have been persecuted, and so it only stands to reason they would retaliate now that they have the means to."

like what the FUCK

also that's just like, not correct in the Biblical canon that the character is referring to??? like, Judaeism didn't EXIST as we know it today during Genesis?? hell, RELIGION IN GENERAL didn't exist????

wait wasn’t eden with like adam and eve

yeah. like not only was it just two people who followed the same god and religion, but like. the concept of the modern Judeo-Christian interpretation of God or Yahweh or whatever didn't come about until like 300 bce. at this point in the Biblical timeline captial G God was a omnipresent force that regularly presented openly to Adam and Eve rather than some nebulous idea of a deity that it is now.

also for the record i'm not Christian this is all leftover knowledge from writing 16 Below

😭

i just discovered letterboxd

i’m having a blast

Project Hail Mary was so 👎👎👎

amaze amaze amaze

i don’t get the reference unfortunately 😔

i lowkey feel evil for the fact that two marvel movies are in my letterboxd top four

Rocky (the alien) is physically incapable of doing a thumbs up bc what approximates to his thumbs (when comparing to human physiology) face downwards and he doesn't have the range of motion to turn them 180 so when Grace tries to teach him thumbs up as an affirmative gesture he just does thumbs down and Grace is like "good enough"

aw cute i’m excited to see it

sigh i hate Torn City. i have to lie to my faction that i have a family emergency just to go hang out with my family for a week bc these fuckers are constantly at war. we're making fat stacks but i just want a break aughhhh can we not just kidnap a couple politicians

what 😭

it's a text based browser rpg set in an actually hellish city on the southern coast of Texas (of course) that was forced out of the US bc it was so crime ridden. literally people gunning eachother down in the streets as the cops do nothing type shit. there's some surprisingly deep lore. also a roll of fucking toilet paper is almost a million dollars bc long time players have caused horrific amounts of inflation to the point where the economy is worse than 2019 TF2. it doesn't help that there's literally no cap to the amount of money in circulation and gambling is probably the worst of it bc you can make just OBSCENE amounts of money in literal seconds by playing like a few hands of blackjack.

i say all this painfully aware that playing this game is about as bad for your mental health as crack is (i genuinely don't know if that's hyperbole or not) and i'm constantly chasing that high of the next big number which has led to me developing an honest to god gambling addiction. i'm not kidding or exaggerating.

yeah not as bad as crack cocaine

i've met ppl who've actually been hospitalized irl bc they took so many stimulants to stay awake to continue a chain. it's up there with the worst legal things you can do on the internet. and it's horrifically pay to win so that doesn't help