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i love insane people
Reed1700 Thoughts: Gay Panicking
Connor reached out his hand towards Gavin, “Here hold my hand, its dark and you might fall.”
Gavin gulped, scrunching his face as his eyes focused on Connor’s hand.
“Detective?”
“Fine!” Gavin roared and grabbed it roughly. His hands were already a little sweaty and shaking but there might not be any other chance to do this. “Don’t fucking let go, alright?!”
Connor smirked because despite the darkness, the android could still see Gavin’s red cheeks and ears. ‘Mission Successful’ he thought to himself and led the way out.
Unbeknownst to the android, Gavin put a hand on his mouth to muffle any squealing as he tried not to sksksk out of existence while following from behind.
Nines sighed and took off his jacket, revealing his sleeveless turtle neck that hugged his torso perfectly and showed of his muscular arms.
A splutter and subsequent coughing was heard beside his desk. He turned to see Gavin trying to breathe, his cheeks and ears red and his heart rate completely out of control.
"Detective, are you alright?"
"I'm...I'm fine" Gavin coughed, waving off the concern, "Wrong pipe"
Nines sat down with a smirk, his eyes still on his work partner. 'Connor was right.' he thought as he sent a message to his predecessor.
Gavin stumbled back against the counter in the breakroom as the two androids cornered him with knowing looks on their faces. Even if he lashed out now, or even so much as yell for help.
No one will come and rescue him. (He means Tina)
He was the only one left in the precinct.
"Detective, we've been noticing your heated gazes." Nines whispered in his ear, sending delightful shivers up his spine.
Connor didn't help Gavin's predicament as he too leaned in close, "And we couldn't help from responding. So we had asked for a little bit of help."
Gavin gasped, remembering the text from Tina earlier that evening, "Condolences 😏."
That traitor!!
"So..."
Gavin couldn't help but flinch as the two androids purred in unison while hooking their finger on his pant's belt loops, "Care to enlighten us, Gavin?"
Gavin covered his face with his hands completely missing the fond looks he was getting from them, as he let out an uncharacteristic squeak caused by the overwhelming heat from his crushes' proximity.
'They're going to be the death me,' he thought as he peeked up at them with a frown, 'But I'm not going down without a fight.'
He put his hands on the back of their neck, surprising the two, "You dipshits better prepare yourselves!
Detroit: Evolution (2020) | dir. Michelle Iannantuono
for the amazing @glxyqst!! 💚
Amanda: This is the RK900 model. It is not likable, not sweet but intimidating and scary. It is incapable of forming bonds, it does not have empathy and it is not appealing to any human at all so there is a 0% chance of anyone taking a liking to it and turning it into a Deviant down the line.
Gavin:
Nines: I've been having these software instabilities around someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.
Connor: Just rip the bandage off.
Nines: It’s Gavin.
Connor: Put the bandage back on.
💙 Reverse + Oni-mask hitman cybertail???AU . . Some hc: Nines being a cop or agent, frustrated of the injustice he sees. One day he finds an oni-masked and tailed android kicking some criminal ass and starts investigating him. He finds him, joins the cause, grows attached to him… In a particularly risky case, Nines gets injured. Now he wears a prosthetic android arm or leg. He just takes the occasion to add a tail like GV too (it’s very useful on missions). Or something like that😆
I still have to think if the horns are part of the costume or it actually grows from their heads.
Get picked
Promt idea by @desperatelyneedcoffee !!
Wade got himself not a wolverine, but a huge adamantium cat
just imagine for a sec if wade whipped out this trick during a fight with logan…
Poor vesemir, he tries to give his pups life lessons beyond being a witcher, but this is the kaer MORONS we are talking about. The following occurs when they are all trying to make dinner one evening.
Papa vesemir: ok boys familiarize yourself with the spices, these can make walking the path a little nicer, as you can look forward to a delicious meal at the end of a rough day
So they go over to the spice rack to read the labels.
Eskel: basil, oregano, cilantro (yuck), coriander, thyme, paprika...
Geralt: hmm, ground pepper, sounds spicy. Hmm, not sure I like the sound of garlic, seems spicier...
Lambert: cinnamon, nutmeg. Cum? DRIED CUM!?!?!
Eskel: what?? Cum?? Is this a prank??
Geralt: did jaskier put you up to this??
Lambert: I'm not fucking eating dried cum!!!
Papa vesemir: Its CUMIN YOU IDIOTS. that's it! Everyone out of my kitchen and go run the walls, everyones getting plain boiled potatoes for the rest of the week!
Geralt: yay! Finally some good food!
Papa Vesemir: OUT!!!
Jaskier (in the background): *dumping a mouthful of the dried "cum" in his mouth and then gagging* that's NOT CUM!
Papa vesemir: *internally* I bet guxart doesn't have this problem with the cat witchers
*** across the continent at the cat caravan***
Aiden: *gagging* that's NOT CUM!
Guxart: *internally* I bet vesemir doesn't have this problem with the wolf witchers
I’m returning again with some poolverine art because I love these silly queer men
Worst Wolverine will never have to ask Wade for rough sex, all he has to do is look him in the eyes and say "Honda Odyssey" then go wait in the bedroom.
Cutie-Pa-Tootie
am i the only one who finds this adorable? 🤗🥺
this is my screenshot btw! reblog / like if you want to use it that’s fine ✨
"You better shape up cuz I need a man who can keep me satisfied."
— John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (You're the One I Want)
Just gonna leave this here 😍
i feel like wade would own emoji pjs