im laying in bed really thinking what if some event, traumatic one specifically, could absolutely break wade? like drive him to the point of non-verbal, anger induced violence he almost can’t control? what if dr doom or any villain would take away/destroy what wade cherished so much the loss of it literally changes him? what would it look like? who would it be about?
okay not to be a fucking whore and I haven’t even kept up with his videos in weeks but jimmyhere’s new haircut is so flipping hot the bangs frame his face perfectly and the length curls like he’s gotten it professionally pressed and sprayed and touched up and every time I see one of his thumbnails or stream announcements I wanna run my hand through it like grass and kiss his stupid face
*makes dumb jokes about it, trying to comfort you when your cramps hit and you're on the verge of crying
"Hey, Y/N!"
"..."
"Y\N!"
"..."
"Y/N!"
"What, Wade?? What!?"
"What did Elsa say when she was on her period?"
"Ugh, I dunno, what?"
*leans in closer with a dumb grin
"Let it flow!"
"Oh my god, Wade- shut up!"
*gives you your favoite chocolates or any comfort foods, buying you whatever you needed, but does it in Deadpool fashion{because of course he does}
*pisses you off even more, just for the hell of it
"Do you wanna wear my red suit?"
"Why the hell would I wanna do that?"
"Same reason I wear it: so bad guys can't see me bleed!"
"Wade, I swear to god-"
*when you start to feel genuine tears in your eyes from the horemones, Wade lightens up and lets up off the jokes to actually comfort you, pulling you into a hug and gently swaying you in his arms, running his fingers through your hair and letting you cry it all out, but if you need space, he'll give you your space, and leave small, encouraging sticky notes around the house
*you wanna cuddle? On it! Wanna watch your comfort movie/show? He'll gladly rewatch your favorite movie as many times as you want until you feel better{but of course he's gonna occasionally yap throughout the movie/show, 'cause why not?}
*offers to let you hold Dogpool{Mary Puppins} when you're crying your eyes out, giving her a goofy voice when speaking for her
*buys you a heating pad in the shape of your favorite animal, and when you're sleeping, he's the big spoon, rubbing your stomach cramps away
Can I request Wade finding out his female s/o squirts please?
minors dni !! this is 18+ nsfw material !!!
please reblog if you like it!
word count: 1.3k
warnings: squirting, oral (f receiving), fingering, dirty talk (its the merc with the mouth, what do you expect?)
a/n: had a bit of writers block this week but wanted to post this!!! thank you so much for the request! <3 also im sorry my tags aren't working & tumblr is only letting me tag some people in my taglist! im sorry :(
There's no denying it, Wade likes it dirty. So the first time he makes you squirt, he's fucking ecstatic.
He's got you in nothing but his over-sized shirt, on your back, legs suspended in the air, a pillow beneath your hips as he runs his fingers teasingly along your slit, his fingers coming up glistening with slick.
He's already made you cum twice, your juices smearing up the inside of your thighs as Wade overstimulates you, a single finger circling your bud gently.
"So wet for me, angel, and only made you cum, what, twice?" he teases, bringing his hand up to his face and popping his fingers into his mouth, moaning exaggeratedly, his eyes rolling back into his head comically. You giggle at his theatrics, pushing his bare shoulder playfully with your foot.
He grins at you, grabbing your ankle before you can pull your foot away, and leans down, pressing a deep kiss to your lips. You can taste yourself on his tongue, and you moan softly, hips bucking off the bed slightly.
He pulls away, pressing a ticklish kiss to the sole of your foot, pulling a giggle from your lips. He smiles against your skin, trailing kisses up your leg before he reaches your glistening pussy. He groans at the sight, using both his hands to spread your lips apart before pressing an open mouthed kiss right on your clit.
You let out a loud moan at the sudden contact, hips bucking up off the bed. Wade tuts, pushing your hips back down as he presses open-mouthed kisses to your inner thighs.
One of his hands stays thrown across your lower abdomen, holding you down gently, the other coming down to spread your lips apart, allowing him to lick a strip from your dripping hole to the top, his tongue circling around your clit harshly.
You whine, brows furrowing as he holds your hips down onto the bed, soft pants and moans slipping from your lips as he begins lapping at your pussy, his hand holding you open slowly moving down.
You feel him tease a single digit at your entrance, and whine impatiently, one of your hands coming down to grab the back of Wade's head, pushing his mouth onto your cunt.
You hear a loud slurp, your hips jolting as Wade sucks at your clit, pushing a single digit into your well-fucked-out hole. You whine, trying to roll your hips and press his finger deeper into you.
"...S'not enough," you whimper, nails scratching Wade's head as you try and press him deeper into your cunt, a wet noise sounding from your pussy as he lazily fingers you with one finger.
Wade pulls off of your pussy, lips and chin shining with your juices, a sly smirk on his face.
"..Y'want more do ya, baby?" he asks, voice full of faux pity as he stills the pumps of his singular digit, pulling it out completely, making it so he's not touching you at all.
You feel as though you could cry, and you whimper, trying to blink away the tears in your eyes, a mix of overstimulation and desperation. Wade looks up at you from where his face is hovering mere millimetres from your cunt, eyes softening at your red cheeks and teary eyes.
"Oh, my princess," he coos in faux-pity, pressing a wet kiss to the inside of your right thigh, sucking gently, "What'dya need, angel?"
He teases two fingers through your slit again, collecting your wetness on his middle and ring finger.
You whine, eyes shut tight as you try and muster the means to speak.
"...Need...Fuck--"
You're interrupted by Wade blowing a gust of cold air over your pussy, the muscles in your stomach tightening as goosebumps bloom on the skin of your thighs. He chuckles from between your legs, continuing to press soft, open-mouthed kisses to the inside of your thighs.
You whine, hips bucking up, and Wade pushes them back down with an arm across your waist, but takes mercy on you, pressing his hot mouth to your clit in a sloppy kiss. You jolt, moaning softly.
Without warning, Wade slips his middle and pointer finger into you, curling upwards. Your head is thrown back, and he quickens the pace of his fingers, your slick dripping down his chin as he easily adds a third finger.
You keen loudly, shaky thighs instinctually closing around Wade's head and hand as he laps at your cunt, his index, pointer, and ring fingers curling perfectly inside you, rubbing your spot just right.
You feel a pressure building in your belly, one of your hands playing with your nipples as you bring the other down to grip onto Wades arm on your stomach. He grabs your hand without looking, squeezing softly, before applying pressure to your lower stomach.
"...Oh...Fuck! ...Shit!" You moan, eyes squeezed shut as your back arches off the bad at a particularly harsh swirl of Wade's tongue on your clit. Wade feels your walls clench around his fingers and keeps his pace, continuing the subtle curl of his fingers inside you.
Slurping sounds fill the room, mixed with your high-pitched moans as the tension builds more and more in your belly. Wade suckles at your clit as you fist the bedsheets in your hand, the other still tugging harshly on your nipples.
You feel your stomach tighten and your thighs clench impossibly hard around Wade's head as the coil in your stomach snaps, your back arching up off the bed with the help of the pillow beneath your ass. Wade swirls his tongue over your clit at a rapid pace, curling his fingers hard before he feels you gush over his hand.
"Oh shit! Oh shit!" You exclaim, toes curling as they dangle over Wade's shoulders. Your eyes roll back in your head, and your brain goes fuzzy as you feel yourself cumming.
He groans against your pussy, pulling his hand out and his face away, bringing his hand up to play with your clit as he watches you squirt all over him and the bed.
His eyes are wide in bewilderment as he watches you soak him, "..Shit, baby.. y'gushin like fucking Ol' Faithful all over me.."
You're almost in a comatose state as he grins up at you, fucking giddy with excitement. You're laying back on the bed, chest heaving up and down quickly as you try and regain your breathe. You muster the strength to reach down and push Wade's hand off your cunt, whining at the overstimulation.
Wade chuckles, pressing an affectionate pat to your puffy clit before retracting himself completely. You groan softly, pushing him away from your pussy but trying to pull him up the bed towards your face.
He obliges, crawling up the bed to you and leaning against the head of the bed, pulling you to lean your head on his chest.
You sigh contently, a soft smile on your face as you look up at Wade through bleary eyes before nestling your cheek into his peck, exhaustion finding a quick home in your body, your bones and muscles feeling loose and jiggly.
Wade cards a hand through your head, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, "Can't believe you just fuckin' squirted, hotstuff," he speaks, and you can hear the smile in his voice as he shakes his head in disbelief.
You giggle against his chest, "..felt so weird."
Wade laughs above you and you hear it rumble in his chest, his hand still carding through your hair affectionately.
"M'not gonna lie, I thought you were just straight up fuckin' pissing for a second." You laugh at this, mustering the energy to playfully slap Wade's bare chest.
"But you better be ready, doll-face," Wade deepens his voice, leaning to whisper right in your ear, sending shivers down your spine, "m'gonna be gettin' you to do that all the fuckin' time."
You don't reply, but Wade knows he won't be getting any complaints from you when he sees your thighs rub together as you hide your face against his chest.
