chewing ghosts like bubblegum

I simply think that Behind the Thrones could’ve gone more into detail about the acolytes fire cloaks because it was entirely unnecessary and also very dangerous but they did it anyway

#STOP THATS LITERALLY IT AGSDHJGWAJHSGDJAHGSD #THEY SHOWED US THE CLOAKS AND WERE LIKE OK COOL BYE!#LIKE. WAS THAT NOT DANGEROUS? OKAY BYE!

anyway did anyone find the malquisition foils to be a little on the nose. beneclaratoria... benevolent declaration... like we get it... and the head beneclatorium was a kindly open soul who was modestly attractive? ok guys

The head beneclatorium is a himbo, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I really wish the head beneclatorium and the Malquisitor had any screentime together, because then I would have more of a reason as to why I ship them

I WOULD AGREE with his himbo nature if he wasn’t so profound like. he said “we see life through words and numbers, so what difference does it make what color the wind is?” and while Yes it was in reference to the amateur fanfic he wrote at 12 that he kept in the sacred library but he wouldn’t be able to string together those words if he was dumb 😔 he was beefy as hell though I’ll give him that

I mean, considering the time period it takes place in, and the fact that the concept of “amateur fanfiction” probably doesn’t exist in that world, and the fact that the thing is in the sacred library, the Head Beneclatorium’s Fanfic is technically a Legitimate Sacred Work of Literature.

damn he pioneered it... ok. himbo status granted

The Head Beneclatorium is pretentious as all hell. Himbos are physically incapable of being pretentious

they can be whatever they want if they lack the intelligence and / or self awareness 😌✨

anyway did anyone find the malquisition foils to be a little on the nose. beneclaratoria... benevolent declaration... like we get it... and the head beneclatorium was a kindly open soul who was modestly attractive? ok guys

The head beneclatorium is a himbo, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I really wish the head beneclatorium and the Malquisitor had any screentime together, because then I would have more of a reason as to why I ship them

I WOULD AGREE with his himbo nature if he wasn’t so profound like. he said “we see life through words and numbers, so what difference does it make what color the wind is?” and while Yes it was in reference to the amateur fanfic he wrote at 12 that he kept in the sacred library but he wouldn’t be able to string together those words if he was dumb 😔 he was beefy as hell though I’ll give him that

I mean, considering the time period it takes place in, and the fact that the concept of “amateur fanfiction” probably doesn’t exist in that world, and the fact that the thing is in the sacred library, the Head Beneclatorium’s Fanfic is technically a Legitimate Sacred Work of Literature.

damn he pioneered it... ok. himbo status granted

anyway did anyone find the malquisition foils to be a little on the nose. beneclaratoria... benevolent declaration... like we get it... and the head beneclatorium was a kindly open soul who was modestly attractive? ok guys

The head beneclatorium is a himbo, and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I really wish the head beneclatorium and the Malquisitor had any screentime together, because then I would have more of a reason as to why I ship them

I WOULD AGREE with his himbo nature if he wasn’t so profound like. he said “we see life through words and numbers, so what difference does it make what color the wind is?” and while Yes it was in reference to the amateur fanfic he wrote at 12 that he kept in the sacred library but he wouldn’t be able to string together those words if he was dumb 😔 he was beefy as hell though I’ll give him that

#beneclatorium

first of all, i respect your style, @awritersbro

here are my rankings:

would go out of their way to kill/punch/physically assault their world’s deities: chrona, byron

wouldn’t go out of their way, but would do so if they had the opportunity: sabina, mavishe, willian, dorna

would do so out of spite: syora, lordine

just because they can: ???

#like. we get it AGSJJDJSF #celestial throne #malquisition #beneclaratoria

arguably you could turn this into a four square alignment grid because I think chrona would attack just because she can whereas Sabina might ignore out of spite

anyway did anyone find the malquisition foils to be a little on the nose. beneclaratoria... benevolent declaration... like we get it... and the head beneclatorium was a kindly open soul who was modestly attractive? ok guys

I simply think that Behind the Thrones could’ve gone more into detail about the acolytes fire cloaks because it was entirely unnecessary and also very dangerous but they did it anyway

#they mentioned OFFHANDEDLY that it was gasoline I want to know how any of them are still alive

honestly the fact that Mavishe ever accuses Syora of maybe being unethical for eating ghosts is so malicious like, you KNOW it’s a trauma response!!! some people eat ghosts??? to cope?????

listen mavishe is poorly written and her morals change every other episode its Not Her Fault!!

you’re right the only constant is her lack of personality

#and her costumes SUCK#anti mavishe

Look, long sage’s robes that flow gracefully in the wind may not be practical for questing, but it is an aesthetic that I can admire. And that one scene where she’s looking over a cliff at how far she’s come, robes flowing the wind and sillouetted by the sunset… Absolutely stunning. Wouldn’t work with any other costume.

EXACTLY.

fuck all you mavishe antis. lbr: what Celestial Throne TV adaptation really has to offer, aside from nonsensical character arcs and plots, is Aesthetic. Mavishe has it in spades, and if you guys say you watch the show for anything other than aesthetic you’re either wrong or lying.

i watch the show because i think willian’s actor is hot

and you are VALID my friend

malq you’re the only valid person here

Of course he’s hot, dude wears winter coats in April and sweaters in July.

it’s TASTE you’re telling me youve never wanted to date someone who doesn’t have a concept of temperature?

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

First of all, the graphic novels got me into the fandom, so fuck off with your fandom elitism. Second of all, I DID know about that because Twitter did not shut the fuck up about it for eight fucking days.

oh so now requiring newbies to meet my personal standards of fandom experience is elitism???

#the series where willian just doesnt exist or the series where they erased the arc of chrona reclaiming her femininity in favor of her being #the group tomboy whos like ewwwww i hate dresses skirts are gross im one of the Boys

the. the GRAPHIC NOVELS im going to have a stroke asgahsjdg

WAIT. I JUST REWATCHED S1E8 AND. WAAAIT WAS CHRONA CAMEOD IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MARKETPLACE OR AM I SEEING THINGS

#WE HAVENT GOTTEN TO HER ASSASSINATING SABINA ARC WAIT OMG #SHES SO CUTE HOLDING THE DAGGER AGAHBRBS IS THAT HER??#someone please confirm its at like 15:36 when syora says ‘i dont know ive never heard of the tails before’#behind the harlequin fruit stand #celestial throne #chrona

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

#it was. Defensive of her but thats fine!!

she tweeted one thing, kept it up for a week, deleted it, and if u go thru archives her only tweet was smthn like “there is a reason for everything”

the malquisitor IS hot you guys just hate villains and it shows

not to mention, when has a straight person EVER worn a lime green and orange mini-cloak over what was basically lingerie, lace-up sandals, and fingerless gloves? the malquisitor was totally queer-coded and it’s bad enough that the writers did that, the fandom doesn’t need to demonize a queer-coded character too :/

being queer-coded doesn’t excuse bad taste

IF BEING QUEER-CODED DOESN’T EXCUSE BAD TASTE WHAT DOES???

BEING A CHARACTER I LIKE DOES

I just admire the characters who grab an aesthetic and stick with it no matter how tacky or bizarre it is. The almost deliberate flouting of good taste, it’s impressive in its own right.

confidence makes anyone sexy

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

#the tails werent even in the books they were written in to excuse the fanfic scandal!!

she spoke in owo. she was the only tailed villager that spoke in owo.

was the whole plot with the asexual dragon supposed to be this satire on typical fairytales bc if it is then I’m lumping it together with the princess (Sabina) and the pea (magic pendant) episode from s2 and the humpty dumpty (willian breaks his arm falling off a wall and the royal guard takes care of him) episode from s4

We’d probably know more if the Dragon appeared in any episode after season one. I’m looking at you, showrunners.

honestly showrunners can you put your status as scalies to good use for once??

don’t say that they’ll bring back those villagers with the tails

#i don't dare look it up on ao3 but i just Know there is smut about that one tailed-villager girl byron flirted with #call me a furry-oppressor or whatever but i just don't think it's RIGHT

ehhhh the tailed villagers weren’t THAT bad

they GLOMPED people I am begging you think this through

the longer they’re offscreen the more Tail stans come up with weirder and weirder ways to employ animal biology in the worldbuilding. we need them back if only to stem the flow of untagged furry porn on my dash

#celestial throne fanart #alulea

alulea stans are gonna come for yr throat

was the whole plot with the asexual dragon supposed to be this satire on typical fairytales bc if it is then I’m lumping it together with the princess (Sabina) and the pea (magic pendant) episode from s2 and the humpty dumpty (willian breaks his arm falling off a wall and the royal guard takes care of him) episode from s4

We’d probably know more if the Dragon appeared in any episode after season one. I’m looking at you, showrunners.

honestly showrunners can you put your status as scalies to good use for once??

don’t say that they’ll bring back those villagers with the tails

#i don't dare look it up on ao3 but i just Know there is smut about that one tailed-villager girl byron flirted with #call me a furry-oppressor or whatever but i just don't think it's RIGHT

ehhhh the tailed villagers weren’t THAT bad