Celestial Throne Discourse

Syora stan, Byrwillian shipper, Tyrbina apologist aka a blog about a show that doesn't exist. main is @theknightswhosaybook

[denizenhardwick]

mavirona still otp btw

[malqmilk]

I appreciate the post bc this fandom feels soo dead <3 that being said I strongly disagree and urge you to reconsider <3

[awritersbro]

I mean considering the trailer for season eight… I see it. Like, I still think it’s gross and plays a bit too much into stereotypes, but I do see it

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

cancelled cancelled all of you are cancelled none of you are free of sin

i did not fight for the mavisychrobina polycule just to see one half of my victory slandered like this

[celestialthronefakedom]

can’t remember my stance on mavirona but i’m certain i disagree with all of you. blocked

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[malqmilk]

she tweeted one thing, kept it up for a week, deleted it, and if u go thru archives her only tweet was smthn like “there is a reason for everything” 

[celestialthronefakedom]

she also liked a tweet of fanart of Syora that was actually STOLEN art of an entirely different series and NEVER took accountability for it!!

[awritersbro]

IIRC it was Empire’s Tribute fanart, and that whole debacle is what sparked the friendly rivalry between fandoms in the first place.

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

Oh come on, I’m not exactly JM’s biggest fan, but it was art! It’s not like she KNEW it was stolen. 

[celestialthronefakedom]

SOMEONE cropped out the artist’s watermark! if it wasn’t her who was it?

[awritersbro]

…alright, I’ll confess. It was me. I was, like twelve at the time and I thought the watermark looked ugly, so I cropped it out and posted it on my older brother’s twitter account. I’m sorry.

That was the first and last time I ever did something like that because like five days later I saw a tumblr post that was like “don’t crop watermarks, here’s a whole academic essay as to why.”

So… that’s the backstory on that. I apologize and I won’t do it again.

[celestialthronefakedom]

CANCELLED!!!

[celestialthronefakedom]

Mavishe is clearly sapiosexual-coded but none of you are ready to talk about that

[awritersbro]

I resent the implication that Syora is anything other than a female himbo.

[celestialthronefakedom]

me returning to this blog after 10 months because apparently i can’t swear off this fandom

[the-knights-who-say-book]

you know what. they’re right, making up discourse and memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist IS the height of comedy

anyway syorbina is a problematic ship don’t @ me

[readerofthewilderwest]

#it is NOT ok to ship a seventeen year old with a seventeen year old in the body of a 300 year old elf who looks like they’re seventeen#celestial throne discourse

smh the syorbyron shippers are at it again

[bisexualcharmanderenergy]

I like Sabina with Zazabell, but I’m new to the fandom and don’t know their ship name.

[celestialthronefakedom]

....top ten photos taken right before disaster

[the-knights-who-say-book]

you know what. they’re right, making up discourse and memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist IS the height of comedy

anyway syorbina is a problematic ship don’t @ me

[readerofthewilderwest]

#it is NOT ok to ship a seventeen year old with a seventeen year old in the body of a 300 year old elf who looks like they’re seventeen#celestial throne discourse

smh the syorbyron shippers are at it again

[the-knights-who-say-book]

FIRST of all a 30 year old whose body was de-aged to a 15 year old AND lost all his memories IS functionally a 15 year old. syorbina shippers just hate Byron for getting more screen time than their fave and it shows

SECOND of all i don’t even ship syorbyron because i’m pretty sure they’re gonna pull a star wars and it’ll turn out that Byron and Syora are related…. why else do you think they keep bringing up Syora’s older brother who “died” in the Great Reapening? Byron IS Kyoro and he just doesn’t know it because he lost his memory

anyway he’s functionally 15 so Byrwillian is valid and also basically canon

[readerofthewilderwest]

what about when byron gets his memories back??? y’all byrw*ll*n shippers are just willfully romanticizing trauma for “uwu soft boys”, smh

also byron isn’t kyoro, he doesn’t look a thing like syora! kyoro IS dead but he’s clearly a ghost! have you WATCHED the show???

[anhttydbookfan]

Ok but why are we sleeping on the fact that literal Tyrbina shippers out there.

[the-knights-who-say-book]

i mean obviously that’s fucked up but shipping a person with a throne doesn’t have any real world implications, no one in real life is legitimately in love witha  chair no matter how many tortured souls are trapped in it

[debtorfox]

#also *I* ship Tyrbina fuck you#like i *guess* it’s fucked up that one of them is a soul prison or w/e#but it’s about the symbolism of being in love with the throne (the realm etc)#+ also the soul prison as a metaphor for the position of the ruler#discourse from a secondary world (via @elucubrare)

right? also, they’ve been foreshadowing it from the start - to anyone who paid any attention at all to 1.02, it’s really obvious that Kyoro’s soul is bound to the throne.  it’s also implied that he was in love with it, too, before the reapening. just look at the way he’s sitting on it in the flashback in 2.13

anyway, why are we arguing about this when we could be arguing about O’Brien & Robins’ poor handling of what is blatantly imperialism?  smh these writers won’t hold Byron accountable for ANYTHING and I’m getting tired of it

[elucubrare]

these are such good points but i just wanted to do fanart of everyone’s favorite slutty chair

[loop-as-in-timeloop]

I can’t decide if this is an actual show or y’all are making up shit on the spot but wth

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[malqmilk]

she tweeted one thing, kept it up for a week, deleted it, and if u go thru archives her only tweet was smthn like “there is a reason for everything” 

[celestialthronefakedom]

she also liked a tweet of fanart of Syora that was actually STOLEN art of an entirely different series and NEVER took accountability for it!!

[awritersbro]

IIRC it was Empire’s Tribute fanart, and that whole debacle is what sparked the friendly rivalry between fandoms in the first place.

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

Oh come on, I’m not exactly JM’s biggest fan, but it was art! It’s not like she KNEW it was stolen. 

[celestialthronefakedom]

SOMEONE cropped out the artist’s watermark! if it wasn’t her who was it?

[malqmilk]

WAIT. I JUST REWATCHED S1E8 AND. WAAAIT WAS CHRONA CAMEOD IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MARKETPLACE OR AM I SEEING THINGS

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

WE HAVENT GOTTEN TO HER ASSASSINATING SABINA ARC WAIT OMG SHES SO CUTE HOLDING THE DAGGER AGAHBRBS IS THAT HER?? someone please confirm its at like 15:36 when syora says ‘i dont know ive never heard of the tails before’ behind the harlequin fruit stand celestial throne chrona

FUCK

IT MIGHT BE

[celestialthronefakedom]

OMG I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT

evidence that chrona was casing sabina way before she claims she was??

[awritersbro]

Looked the episode up on IMDb. Yup, same actress. Close-up of the knife she’s using to cut the apple shows that it’s the same dagger she used on her first Sabinassasination attempt, too.

Which, of course, brings back the age-old question: Are the Extras’ Background Shenanigans scripted?

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

No way, the showrunners are not nearly as good at writing as whoever came up with the butler crime family.

[malqmilk]

I simply think that Behind the Thrones could’ve gone more into detail about the acolytes fire cloaks because it was entirely unnecessary and also very dangerous but they did it anyway

[celestialthronefakedom]

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

first of all, i respect your style, @awritersbro​

here are my rankings:

would go out of their way to kill/punch/physically assault their world’s deities: chrona, byron

wouldn’t go out of their way, but would do so if they had the opportunity: sabina, mavishe, willian, dorna

would do so out of spite: syora, lordine

just because they can: ???

[malqmilk]

arguably you could turn this into a four square alignment grid because I think chrona would attack just because she can whereas Sabina might ignore out of spite

[celestialthronefakedom]

remember the prophetic dream in season 2 that Sabina just straight up decided not to act upon?? her ignoring the gods out of spite is canon

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[malqmilk]

she tweeted one thing, kept it up for a week, deleted it, and if u go thru archives her only tweet was smthn like “there is a reason for everything” 

[celestialthronefakedom]

she also liked a tweet of fanart of Syora that was actually STOLEN art of an entirely different series and NEVER took accountability for it!!

[awritersbro]

IIRC it was Empire’s Tribute fanart, and that whole debacle is what sparked the friendly rivalry between fandoms in the first place.

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

First of all, the graphic novels got me into the fandom, so fuck off with your fandom elitism. Second of all, I DID know about that because Twitter did not shut the fuck up about it for eight fucking days. 

[celestialthronefakedom]

oh so now requiring newbies to meet my personal standards of fandom experience is elitism???

[malqmilk]

the. the GRAPHIC NOVELS im going to have a stroke asgahsjdg

[awritersbro]

There were graphic novels?

[awritersbro]

There were graphic novels

[prokopetz]

One of the fringe benefits of being into really niche bullshit is that you can express unpopular opinions with relative impunity because they’re only unpopular among a very specific audience and most people you run into will never have heard of the thing you’re opining about.

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

First of all, the graphic novels got me into the fandom, so fuck off with your fandom elitism. Second of all, I DID know about that because Twitter did not shut the fuck up about it for eight fucking days. 

[celestialthronefakedom]

oh so now requiring newbies to meet my personal standards of fandom experience is elitism???

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[malqmilk]

she tweeted one thing, kept it up for a week, deleted it, and if u go thru archives her only tweet was smthn like “there is a reason for everything” 

[celestialthronefakedom]

she also liked a tweet of fanart of Syora that was actually STOLEN art of an entirely different series and NEVER took accountability for it!!

[malqmilk]

WAIT. I JUST REWATCHED S1E8 AND. WAAAIT WAS CHRONA CAMEOD IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MARKETPLACE OR AM I SEEING THINGS

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

WE HAVENT GOTTEN TO HER ASSASSINATING SABINA ARC WAIT OMG SHES SO CUTE HOLDING THE DAGGER AGAHBRBS IS THAT HER?? someone please confirm its at like 15:36 when syora says ‘i dont know ive never heard of the tails before’ behind the harlequin fruit stand celestial throne chrona

FUCK

IT MIGHT BE

[celestialthronefakedom]

OMG I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT

evidence that chrona was casing sabina way before she claims she was??

[celestialthronefakedom]

alulea stans don’t deserve rights

[sabina-imperia-celeste]

#like yall know she’s based on furry!courtney from the fic J.M. used to write when she was in the LLO fandom right? #or did you all forget the scandal over whether JM based Celestial Throne on her old fanfictions already? #Celestial Throne discourse

i… did not know this

[celestialthronefakedom]

ugh people who entered the fandom because of the show really need to learn the history of the books’ fandom, this used to be common knowledge. i bet you didn’t even know about the like five minutes when JM had a twitter before she abandoned the internet for her fuckin cabin in alaska or whatever

[awritersbro]

It’s actually in Greenland.