I wonder if the Lions ever talk to each other.
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Blue Lion: *wheezing* but that’s not all guys! you know what she did next? she said “you’re really activating my particle barrier right now”!
Other lions: *rolling around the hangers howling with laughter*
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Black Lion: i can’t believe they think that stupid Clone is MY paladin! i’ll take Spicy Jalapeño over him any day!
Green Lion:
Blue Lion:
Green Lion:
Blue Lion:
Green Lion: black, knock knock.
Black Lion: …who’s there?
Green Lion: not Shiro that’s for sure.
Black Lion: *already shooting lasers* yoU
Blue lion: *wheezing* she actually said it holy sh i t
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Red Lion: my paladin is the best.
Blue Lion: okay, first of all—
Red Lion: *whips out flamethrower* don’t even think about it
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Blue Lion: i can’t believe Fine Ass Beefcake is dead.
Yellow Lion: where did that nickname come from?
Blue Lion: it’s the nickname my paladin assigned to Black’s. pretty cool, right?
Yellow Lion: ….yes you could say that.
Black Lion: *breaks down hanger doors* i thoUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING HIM DEAD—
Yellow and Blue: *screeching*
-elsewhere in the castle-
Pidge: …I am so glad I invested in a Lion translator.
