Dirty Little Man

•he/him •trans •29 • Evil lil Shithead •Chaotic neutral •Eats dirt

[thememedaddy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[catchymemes]

[grlstlker]

i don’t have anything normal to say

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[teratocrat]

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

[kosmogrl]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Been looking at lego babies for reasons and holy shit guys look at this thing

[rockglocklobster]

THIS IS SOME 10PM ASS 5:30PM WE'RE HAVING!!!!!!

[hydrahowl]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here