You need a new hobby.

Maria Auditore. Married to Giovanni Auditore. Mother of Federico, Ezio, Claudia, and Petruccio Auditore.

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“Don’t you have better things to do, Gilberta?”

More fem!Volpe. ??How to Machi face???

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Well...

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Amore by ~jamajamapi

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Hush, Giovanni.

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[darthasterisk]

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That is not the right way to hold a cat, Ezio....

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OOC: Apologies for...constant disappearance. School is junk. Thanksgiving break is on.  Hoping to get AC:R for my birthday and/or Christmas.

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I seem to have a bit of a stomachache...

I will try to be around, but I cannot make any promises. I think I will go lay down.

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[ezio-audiwhazzit-deactivated201]

> Rosa sassed Madre and survived.

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ezio-audiwhazzit:

> Rosa sassed Madre and SURVIVED.

> O_________O

> ROSA SURVIVED.

For now.

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Hello dears.

How are you all?

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My thighs ache quite badly this evening...

I'm not really sure why. Perhaps I over-stretched during my errands today... 

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A rather troubling sight outside my window....

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I am not a vampire.

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il-magnifico:

mamaauditore:

il-magnifico:

mamaauditore:

il-magnifico:

mamaauditore:

…Oh.