Mamajohnspizza

🌼Maggie. 29🌼“With a click of a mouse, ‘mama’s in the house.’”

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[curioscurio]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[doubleca5t]

now THIS is a world heritage post

[purrfectpeach]

[elpoebsv]

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[tibby]

porn bots are taking on a whole new life

[fullmoonguidance]

if staff doesn't handle these porn bots soon then i will be forced to handle the situation

[fullmoonguidance]

i will simply put a stop to this nonsense

[fullmoonguidance]

i will fuck all of them myself

[short-and-ugly]

another run through the washer will fix me

[short-and-ugly]

girl i shrunk

[socialmaya]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[memewhore]

[ben-shapiro-onlyfans]

wikipedia is a gem

[memewhore]

[heathyr]