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[ben-shapiro-onlyfans]

[thejabberwocki]

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

[thejabberwocki]

aaaaand this is why i didn't try to transcribe it

[cowls-moving-hassle]

can't be transcribed with mere letters

[jeyneofpoole]

nolan’s odyssey is such a textbook study on the idiocy and dangers of presentism. yes of course penelope is a modern day feminist who wants to rule ithaca by herself. they make telemachus say that GREECE IS THE GREATEST CIVILIZATION IN THE WORLD as if the entire point of the massing of achaeans at troy for one unified cause isn’t spectacular precisely because THERE IS NO CONCEPT OF A UNIFIED GREECE NATIONS DO NOT EXISTTTTTT YETTTTT. literally 101 on historical writing is making sure that you’re avoiding strict periodization because the people living in a “period” will not identify themselves that way. ever. five million cheeky nods to “the sea peoples” but we’re being cute and coy and calling them “the people from the sea.” the obsession with xenia but refusal to call it xenia yes let’s say “zeus’s law” a hundred times and reduce it to the literal expectation that any stranger could be a god in disguise. how was penelope just hanging out in the main hall of the palace with her husband’s dinner guests while they were playing with weapons with her HAIR COMPLETELY DOWN no veil no nothing just chilling casually. comical. stoppppp making movies that engage in historical viewpoints if you’re going to slather a modernized coat of paint over the top. “the past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.” or fucking whatever.

[totallynotashieldagent]

stop letting Americans touch anything cultural or historic petition

[jeyneofpoole]

well they do make history degrees in america and i have one so maybe that isn’t actually what the post is about 👍

[jeyneofpoole]

okay post cancelled everyone just go home

[jeyneofpoole]

awesomeeeeeeeee

[nopanamaman]

Visit Original Link

FINALLY updated my old PAFL voiceclaims, now featuring extra edgy yura, meme song serg and even more extremely important secondary characters

just follow the pic left to right!

Songs used:

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[wormontwostrings]

we’re going to the moon with this one

[vistargaze]

A distant memory

[halveablock]

at the end of a world, the pebbles sing a song for their smallest sibling.

(part of a hnk zine i'm making with @neile for AX!!)

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I spent three hours or so on this shit and I realized I forgot John cena

[dogpuppy]

[medievaljournalist]

Any news from the gnomelands?

somewhere a baleful chuckle echoes on the wind

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[fluff-e-boy]

[orcboxer]

it's really important!!

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[its-t-v-time]

i'll remember reigen

when someone wants to consult

i'll remember tome

when i think of the occult

i'll remember ritsu

when i eat with a spoon

i'll remember serizawa

when i stay in my room

i'll remember dimple

when i eat broccolis

i'll remember tsubomi

anytime i sneeze

i'll remember teru

when i resort to force

i'll remember touichirou

when my wife asks for divorce

i'll remember shou

when i choose not to use my powers

i'll remember minegishi

when i selling flowers

i'll remember ishiguro

when someone has a scar

and i'll remember shigeo

when i'm hit by a car

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[rukafais]