Mamma Melon

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[lpstyx]

I CARE ABOUT BUFFY SUMMERS MORE THAN MOST THINGS ON THIS EARTH

[perriesbabes]

Salute - Little Mix

[mybootysofat-deactivated2014052]

OHHHHHHHHHH MY GDO

[dissociative-anesthesia]

[chasing-slytherin-deactivated20]

The look of sheer, “I wonder what I’ll do next” gets me. I love this. 

[jenny-s27]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unamusedsloth]

[wishyroses]

what the hell.

[tatehorror]

THE PRECISION

[averagefairy]

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

[brutereason]

In San Francisco last year, a man stabbed a woman in the face and arm after she didn’t respond positively to his sexually harassing her on the street. In Bradenton, Fla., a man shot a high school senior to death after she and her friends refused to perform oral sex at his request. In Chicago, a scared 15-year-old was hit by a car and died after she tried escaping from harassers on a bus. Again, in Chicago, a man grabbed a 19-year-old walking on a public thoroughfare, pulled her onto a gangway and assaulted her. In Savannah, Georgia, a woman was walking alone at night and three men approached her. She ignored them, but they pushed her to the ground and sexually assaulted her. In Manhattan, a 29-year-old pregnant woman was killed when men catcalling from a van drove onto the sidewalk and hit her and her friend. Last week, a runner in California — a woman — was stopped and asked, by a strange man in a car, if she wanted a ride. When she declined he ran her over twice. FUCK YOU if you think that street harassment is a “compliment” or “no big deal” or that it’s “irrational” of us to be afraid because “what’s actually gonna happen.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some more.

Street Harassment: Is a Man Running Over a 14-Year Old Girl for Refusing Sex Serious Enough? | Soraya Chemaly (via qek)

[class-snuggle-deactivated201408]

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

[6god]

[mammamelon-blog]

these kids these days don’t known our struggle

[shortvideosandstuff]

Hugh Herr: The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance

[yuzupool]

medical advancements are completely my shit and this is just so incredibly cool

[bonesnail]

The future is now.

[eggco]

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

[doitfordenmark]

what

[eggco]

lmayo

[revoult]

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

[camaronez]

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

[lovelydeliciousfood]

MINI FUNFETTI CHEESECAKE PASTRIES

[lovelydeliciousfood]

FUNFETTI POUND CAKE