incorrect mamma mia quotes

they most likely said this

[mammamiaincorrect]

sam: bill, harry, i love you and all, but can i ask what in the world are you doing? bill, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that harry is sitting atop: oh, nothing much harry: i love you too :)

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sophie: where's sky? sam: around. sophie: around? sophie: you don't have a clue, do you? sky, dropping down from above: did you know there's a space above the ceiling?

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tanya to rosie: i'd make fun of your height, but there isn't enough to make fun of.

[mammamiaincorrect]

sky: hey, joe said he's coming over this afternoon. sam: cool. sky: do you know who joe is? sam: JOE MAMA! bill, not even looking up from his phone: damn, that backfired.

[mammamiaincorrect]

sky: forgive me father, for i have sinny-sin-sinned.

[mammamiaincorrect]

tanya: i think my guardian angel drinks.

[mammamiaincorrect]

harry: i just relised that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own. harry: harry: i feel so bad for them

[mammamiaincorrect]

harry, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with, uh, seven espresso shots. sam, in line behind him: jesus christ, just do cocaine.

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donna: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. rosie: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

[mammamiaincorrect]

donna: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

[mammamiaincorrect]

sky: i need you to come meet me, and i need you to come alone. sophie: and i need you to be less vague and weird.

[mammamiaincorrect]

sam: i feel so burnt out. donna: don't worry, it'll be over soon. sam: are you going to... assesinate me? donna: well, not if you're expecting it.

[mammamiaincorrect]

Harry: *about to do something incredibly stupid*

Bill: i know i can't stop you, but i won't let you go by yourself.

[lynx-1825]

Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain momma Take me home, country roads

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

since my writing post was received pretty well, i though i’d make other, to give some insight on the racism in the film industry and why it’s still a big problem now as it was in the past. 

[mammamiaincorrect]

[texting]

sophie: HAHSUAUSKGSHE

harry: what’s that

sophie: it’s a keyboard smash

harry: how do you do that

sophie: just press anything

harry: 8

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harry: you’re giving me a sticker.

sophie: not just any sticker. that’s a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow”.

harry: i am not a child.

sophie: fine i’ll take it back—

harry: i earned this. back off.