"How many seconds are in eternity?"

*screeching can be heard in the distant background* 24

[kagaririn]

He's gonna grind your bones into dust

[devildomwriter]

Barbatos why are you stepping on him? Kinda hot though

[fridas0321]

⚠️⚠️ SPOILERS FOR OBEY ME I DO ⚠️⚠️

My fav part of Lucifer’s story 😭 Levi was so unhinged and absolutely had our backs, I love him so much 🤭🧡

[1tsleesee]

Well yes☺️

[kagaririn]

happy birthday to the beloved demon 💚

[beingsillyhere]

errrr... I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU TOO

[lost-and-found-jc]

[mammon-rights]

Caleb, what are you doing here?

[moinstar]

Surely you're not a Visitor, right?

[mammon-rights]

Hear me out. Obey Me but MC turns out to be the Scarlet Witch

[stillstuckinthesimpzone]

Lord Diavolo has dreamt at least once being double penetrated by Lucifer and Mephistopheles .

[harunayuuka]

MC: *went to sleep early with Luke so he wouldn’t sulk over missing the fun part of the sleepover*

Luke: *gave them a protective blessing to prevent any of the demon brothers from snatching them away*

Solomon and Simeon: ...

Solomon: Does he remind you of a child who doesn't want his parents to remarry?

Simeon: *chuckles*

[ibukiful]

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[runu-chan]

Rare Moment: Lucifer Laughing

We don't really see him do that often. He just usually smirks.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Diavolo when Mc commits a crime: look at this adorable Human :D

Diavolo when anybody else commits a crime: death and torture for eternity

[mammon-rights]

Djdndhdjjdfh

EeeeFhh

[inlovewithl3vi]

Lucifer: MC please stop this nonsense.

*MC standing in a salt circle*

MC: no

Lucifer: you know that doesn’t even work right?

MC: come and get me then.

Lucifer:…

[omnomnb]

if barbatos is romanceable there's no reason why the demon king shouldn't be. if you wanna be diavolo's stepparent you should have options