wandering free, wish i could be, part of ZA WARUDO

leonardo ✗ he/him ✗ 26

[moniquill]

[blackpyrefly]

prophet

[blackpyrefly]

things i have learned in the last 5 days:

a lot of you want to have sex with calvins dad

[jj-aka-squirrel]

I fucking hate cyclists. They act like I wouldn't just floor them if given the chance. I'm in a half-ton SUV, and you're not even wearing hi-vis or nothing, you almost deserve at least a door-check for not even trying to ride on the shoulder. Fucking pricks.

[flagellant]

@jj-aka-squirrel my guy i'm not a professional but how are you as a taoist gonna seek balance and peace with all life to achieve balance internally and externally if your first instinct to seeing a comic book character mad about unsafe drivers is to say you want to kill people on bicycles

[hamaesthetic]

water in super mario galaxy 2

[goodplan-ipromise]

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[wolfy-gecko]

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

[deejay]

[catchymemes]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

power move

saying “pleasure doing business with you” and strongly shaking the hand of the supermarket cashier every time you buy something

[stimman4000]

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[okcold-deactivated20190629]

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

since i’ve been seeing a lot of invader zim and steven universe crossovers, i thought it would be important to share this with ya’ll, lmao

original video

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

THIS IS SO WELL MADE WHAT THE HELL

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[eunnieboo]

girlfriend shirt

[dailyfrogs]