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[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[granddoucheking]

The stupid walk of Israel is happening today and I live in the Jewish neighbourhood so I’m front and centre to the entire shit show.

Last year there were counter protesters with a megaphone going back-and-forth with someone that honestly sounded like they were on drugs on another megaphone. The Palestinian speaker was talking about facts and shaming while the zio was talking about lions. Insane. All over megaphones so everyone has to hear this.

Then a man walked out in his balcony and started yelling down “IM UKRAINIAN!” at them. Funniest person alive. I will think of him forever.

[tarakonas]

a bag of salt and vinegar chips hates to see me coming

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[hagiomoto]

"The native intellectual, at the beginning of his career, tries to give proof of the fact that he has assimilated the culture of the occupying power... The native intellectual who goes back to his people wears European clothes, and in the way he speaks, in his mannerisms, he shows that he has adopted the very forms of the colonizer. The colonizer is right, he says, the colonizer has conquered and we must take his place. We must prove to him... that we can do as much as he can. The native intellectual, in short, wants to be recognized by the colonizer." — The Wretched of the Earth, Chapter 4: "On National Culture"

[rozieramati]

How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong

[granddoucheking]

oh my god just started watching hacks

[soulren]

You hook up with me for a one night stand and see me on grindr four years later. In the background of my photo is a fishtank. One of the fish has your face.

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They also should've been garden gnomes

[dailycatsblog]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[enki2]